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If New Yorkers don't mate with animals, where do those knuckle-dragging, hey-yo guys in NYC come from?
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Quoted: Quoted: If you need to figure out how to make ice tea - just ask a Southerner. We are weaned on ice tea! I've been in the North and y'all's food sucks! If you want [u]good[/u] food, you must travel to the Old South! If you want [u]excellent[/u] food, you must go to Louisiana! Eric The(OldTimesThereAreNotForgotten)Hun[>]:)] View Quote If the tea/food/women/etc. are so great in the South, why do you damned rebels & rednecks insist on coming to the North. STAY HOME!!! We don't need you up here. View Quote You need to get out more my man. We call Yankee's hemroids down here. They drop down, they are a pain in the ass, and don't go away. The imigration stopped going north decades ago. It's the other way now. BTW: What's a buckeye? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why can't northerners put sugar in iced tea. Because we are sweet enough and we dont have sex with our Sisters, Brothers, parents or assorted farm animals or a combination there of.. Also Gen. Sherman should have made another pass! (Flamesuit on preparing for Southern agression) (By the way I really love the South Im just funnin yall):D View Quote If New Yorkers don't mate with animals, where do those knuckle-dragging, hey-yo guys in NYC come from? View Quote Hey I didn't take offense at the comments, he was just making fun. I did laugh my ass off at New York City people being sweet. View Quote Neither did I. I too was only joking. If I had been offended, I would have challenged him to a duel, the way we solve all our disputes in the South. |
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Quoted: If New Yorkers don't mate with animals, where do those knuckle-dragging, hey-yo guys in NYC come from? ITALY (LOL) View Quote I would have said Jersey. Like Kalifornistan, its not one of the 50 states anymore and thus can't be called a northern state! Atleast those guys are better than the southerners who say, "hey, hold my beer and watch this...." Better yet, do you guys smother your steaks and fillet mignon with BBQ sauce? YUP! Thought so. The same people that know how to ruin a perfectly good steak or piece of meat know exactly how to ruin a good glass of iced tea. |
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Atleast those guys are better than the southerners who say, "hey, hold my beer and watch this...." View Quote HEY, I resemble that remark! [;D] Better yet, do you guys smother your steaks and fillet mignon with BBQ sauce? YUP! Thought so. The same people that know how to ruin a perfectly good steak or piece of meat know exactly how to ruin a good glass of iced tea. View Quote Whoops, you just crossed the Brazos River with that line.[:D] |
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[size=1][i](But theyah still some skirmishin' a-goin' on, I see...)[/i][/size=1] |
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No self respecting southerner makes sweet tea that way. Maybe if you've moved down from MI, OH and WI and are enthralled with the concept of "sun" you might
In order to make sweet tea, you [b]must[/b] make simple syrup before the sugar comes in contact w/ the tea. Otherwise, it's sweetened tea, not sweet tea. |
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Bad food in NYC?
No. Only a barefoot, bumpkin comes to NYC and can't find a perfect meal. Best restaurants on the planet. (by the way, we can put sugar in our tea. Can you take it out?) |
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Quoted: If the tea/food/women/etc. are so great in the South, why do you damned rebels & rednecks insist on coming to the North. STAY HOME!!! We don't need you up here. View Quote Alright, alright we'll stay home if'n y'all come down hea and retreve your slow ass drive'n grandparents..... [snoopy] How come y'all's big haired wimmin like southern boys? Huh.... [sex]sho'em sum 'Southern Hospitality' |
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Quoted: Why can't northerners put sugar in iced tea. Because we are sweet enough and we dont have sex with our Sisters, Brothers, parents or assorted farm animals or a combination there of.. Also Gen. Sherman should have made another pass! (Flamesuit on preparing for Southern agression) (By the way I really love the South Im just funnin yall):D View Quote If Sherman were to make another pass, he would probably head North into that shithole of anti-American liberlism you people call culture. If I were to start routing the unfit filth from American culture, I would start with your limousine liberals, Hollywood wish-I-were-smarts, and urban ghettto trash. Not that white trash is any better, understand, so we might as well include them as well. Did I mention how much liberals suck? No? I will do so now, then: LIBERLAS SUCK! That includes: Tom Daschle, Charles Schumer, Billary Clinton, Frank Lautenberg, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Dick Gephardt, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Rosa DeLauro, Barbara Mikulski, Carl Levin, Patrick Leahy, etc., etc., etc. Make all the incestual comments you can muster. It doesn't compare to the socialist agenda most of your politicians are pushing. |
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Quoted: LIBERLAS SUCK! That includes: Tom Daschle, Charles Schumer, Billary Clinton, Frank Lautenberg, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Dick Gephardt, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Rosa DeLauro, Barbara Mikulski, Carl Levin, Patrick Leahy, etc., etc., etc. Make all the incestual comments you can muster. It doesn't compare to the socialist agenda most of your politicians are pushing. View Quote Does anyone recall where Bill Klinton & Al Bore hail from? |
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Quoted: How come y'all's big haired wimmin like southern boys? Huh.... [sex]sho'em sum 'Southern Hospitality' View Quote I realize I'm just another damn Yankee, but shouldn't that be "all y'all's" in the southern redundant dialect? As in the following statement: "You Yankees are foolin' yoselfs if'n you ain't figgered out that we kicked all y'all's asses in the war of northern agression." [}:D] |
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Quoted: Quoted: How come y'all's big haired wimmin like southern boys? Huh.... [sex]sho'em sum 'Southern Hospitality' View Quote I realize I'm just another damn Yankee, but shouldn't that be "all y'all's" in the southern redundant dialect? As in the following statement: "You Yankees are foolin' yoselfs if'n you ain't figgered out that we kicked all y'all's asses in the war of northern agression." [}:D] View Quote Ha…… Very good! [hail2] You're really a closet redneck ain't 'cha! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Why can't northerners put sugar in iced tea. Because we are sweet enough and we dont have sex with our Sisters, Brothers, parents or assorted farm animals or a combination there of.. Also Gen. Sherman should have made another pass! (Flamesuit on preparing for Southern agression) (By the way I really love the South Im just funnin yall):D View Quote If Sherman were to make another pass, he would probably head North into that shithole of anti-American liberlism you people call culture. If I were to start routing the unfit filth from American culture, I would start with your limousine liberals, Hollywood wish-I-were-smarts, and urban ghettto trash. Not that white trash is any better, understand, so we might as well include them as well. Did I mention how much liberals suck? No? I will do so now, then: LIBERLAS SUCK! That includes: Tom Daschle, Charles Schumer, Billary Clinton, Frank Lautenberg, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Dick Gephardt, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Rosa DeLauro, Barbara Mikulski, Carl Levin, Patrick Leahy, etc., etc., etc. Make all the incestual comments you can muster. It doesn't compare to the socialist agenda most of your politicians are pushing. View Quote Jeez Chuck relax we are just funnin ya....And they arent my liberals. cmon give me a hug! |
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Yeah, you rednecks are now hitting below the belt! It was all fun and games until Chuckhammer poked our eyes out.
But no, we WILL NOT take the old farts back. Its kind of like sweat thats rolling down your ass crack, it settles lower, not up top! [;)] Hence why the south is very sweaty. Oh yeah, you still can't cook food worth shit down there. And one more thing, whats with the obsession of BUFFETS???? Or is that a byproduct of all our old farts that ran down there who determine what they eat by the color? Or is this just a subtle way that the rest of the country sees a lack of literacy in the south? Oh yeah! THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW![;D] |
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OK Guys, hold on for a sec...I want to go pop some corn and refill my sweet iced tea...mkay?[:D]
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I've lived in Mi, & Wi most of my life, & never, never, never liked tea at all. Then I moved to Texas, & I can now enjoy it, because a lot of the restaurants her sell that delicious stuff called sweet tea. O Lord how I love Texas![:D]
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Quoted: Oh yeah, you still can't cook food worth shit down there. Oh yeah! THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW![;D] View Quote Hey now! Yankees may have better Italian food, but you guys don't even know what breakfast is yet! Some of the delectables that Yankees can NEVER do right: Cornbread (Yankees make Corn Cake, gross) Buscuits & Gravy Pecan Pie (The real stuff) Chess Pie BBQ (No, you guys still don't do it right, Babybacks are for pussies) Country Ham Redeye Gravy Sorgum Fried Chicken Chicken Fried Steak I've seen menus up North that treat Polenta like its a gourmet dish, leave it up to a Yankee to pay 7 bucks for GRITS! Edited to add: The "all" in "all yall" is optional [:D] |
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Quoted: I've seen menus up North that treat Polenta like its a gourmet dish, leave it up to a Yankee to pay 7 bucks for GRITS! View Quote No self-respecting Yankee would even [i]touch[/i] a plate of grits. That's just our way of keeping you where you belong. If you're gonna come up here and annoy us by bitching about our food & drink, we're gonna make a buck or two. Guess you could call it 'Northern Hospitality'. |
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I will give you that. Your BBQ rules.
And your sisters um I mean women are easy! |
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Grits? What's a fuckin grit? I sure as shit don't pay $7 for a grit, so what Yankees are you talkin about? [;)]
And you can keep your artery clogging food that you mentioned, I'll eat healthier and try to pull down the national weight average for ya'll! One thing I always notice when leaving NY is how fat America is! And yes, we do have our share of fat bodies here. |
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Quoted: Southern women are beautiful. Southern food is devine. Souther Tea is sweet and tasety. To bad Southerners can't win a war. Sgtar15 View Quote WW I, WW II, Korea, Viet Nam, Freakin Grenada, Panama, GW I, GW II don't count? Look at which states make the biggest contribution. So as to not hi-jack the thread, Sweet Tea is the ony way to make it... Otherwise just ain't propah, ya'll!!!! |
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Quoted: Quoted: I've seen menus up North that treat Polenta like its a gourmet dish, leave it up to a Yankee to pay 7 bucks for GRITS! View Quote No self-respecting Yankee would even [i]touch[/i] a plate of grits. That's just our way of keeping you where you belong. If you're gonna come up here and annoy us by bitching about our food & drink, we're gonna make a buck or two. Guess you could call it 'Northern Hospitality'. View Quote Yep, that sounds like Northern "Hospitality" BTW, Yankees DO serve Polenta in restaurants, Polenta is nothing but Italian Grits. |
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originally by balzac.......
I would have said Jersey. Like Kalifornistan, its not one of the 50 states anymore and thus can't be called a northern state! Atleast those guys are better than the southerners who say, "hey, hold my beer and watch this...." Better yet, do you guys smother your steaks and fillet mignon with BBQ sauce? YUP! Thought so. The same people that know how to ruin a perfectly good steak or piece of meat know exactly how to ruin a good glass of iced tea. TomJefferson 5/4/2003 7:26:50 PM my response: "hold my beer and watch this............" the DAY any damn yankee tells this Texas boy how to grill a steak is the day hell freezes over and the libs embrace the constitution not just no, but HELL NO. you put BBQ sauce, ketchup, or any other sauce near my steak, and ill cut your damned arm off. [furious] i've got more BBQ trophies from cook-offs than you can shake a stick at and fire up the mesquite every time i get a chance, DO NOT assume, for it is the mother of all F-ups. [moon] ahhhhhhhh, much better now, thanks! [buttkick] |
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Quoted: BTW: What's a buckeye? View Quote That's a Buckeye. |
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Quoted: Yankees DO serve Polenta in restaurants, Polenta is nothing but Italian Grits. View Quote Sure, we have grits on the menus, but we certainly aren't desperate enough to try and digest that shit ourselves. We just put it on the menu (at $7.00) to take advantage of you displaced hill-jacks. |
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I hate to be the one to break it to yalldirty yankees, but adding sugar to cold tea will not make it sweet tea. As for those of you that drink unsweetened tea, you might as well go down to a blackwater river in the lowcountry and get a cup of water. You see adding sugar to tea is what seperates us from the animals that drink from the river...or in other words the civilized from the completely uncultured.
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Quoted: Quoted: Yankees DO serve Polenta in restaurants, Polenta is nothing but Italian Grits. View Quote Sure, we have grits on the menus, but we certainly aren't desperate enough to try and digest that shit ourselves. We just put it on the menu (at $7.00) to take advantage of you displaced hill-jacks. View Quote You don't know what you're missing! Think of grits as sorta like breakfast mashed potatoes, put some Butter, salt & pepper. It's not a complete breakfast without it. Of course, it takes a lot to make a complete breakfast, we make reaaaally big breakfast down here. |
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Quoted: You don't know what you're missing! Think of grits as sorta like breakfast mashed potatoes, put some Butter, salt & pepper. It's not a complete breakfast without it. View Quote Sumo, I once lived in the South for two years (I came back to the North!). During my tour, it seemed that everyone felt compelled to force-feed me grits, and they all their own way of eating them. I tried them with butter, with syrup, with pepper, yellow grits, etc. It all tasted like sawdust to me. Sorry, I guess that it's an acquired taste. |
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Quoted: originally by balzac....... I would have said Jersey. Like Kalifornistan, its not one of the 50 states anymore and thus can't be called a northern state! Atleast those guys are better than the southerners who say, "hey, hold my beer and watch this...." Better yet, do you guys smother your steaks and fillet mignon with BBQ sauce? YUP! Thought so. The same people that know how to ruin a perfectly good steak or piece of meat know exactly how to ruin a good glass of iced tea. TomJefferson 5/4/2003 7:26:50 PM my response: "hold my beer and watch this............" the DAY any damn yankee tells this Texas boy how to grill a steak is the day hell freezes over and the libs embrace the constitution not just no, but HELL NO. you put BBQ sauce, ketchup, or any other sauce near my steak, and ill cut your damned arm off. [furious] i've got more BBQ trophies from cook-offs than you can shake a stick at and fire up the mesquite every time i get a chance, DO NOT assume, for it is the mother of all F-ups. [moon] ahhhhhhhh, much better now, thanks! [buttkick] View Quote You're getting offended that we agree on how meat is to be prepared? Well, atleast we agree on two things: 1) Meat shouldn't have much more than a marinade or maybe seasoning and 2) You're still a texas redneck even if you do know how to cook up a good steak! Ya'll have a nice day now, ya heeya! |
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Quoted: Quoted: You don't know what you're missing! Think of grits as sorta like breakfast mashed potatoes, put some Butter, salt & pepper. It's not a complete breakfast without it. View Quote Sumo, I once lived in the South for two years (I came back to the North!). During my tour, it seemed that everyone felt compelled to force-feed me grits, and they all their own way of eating them. I tried them with butter, with syrup, with pepper, yellow grits, etc. It all tasted like sawdust to me. Sorry, I guess that it's an acquired taste. View Quote I guess maybe it is, probably helps that I grew up eating them. Lots more on my list of great Southern food though, nobody does home cooking like a Southern Grandmother. I will admit though, since my stepfather (since I was 6) is an Italian from Geneva, NY, I've gone up there with him & experienced the whole Italian Family event thing. They were actually a lot like Southern people, Grandmothers coming out of the woodwork making PILES of Italian food. Everytime I'd say I was full they would start pinching my cheeks and make me eat more Manicotti. They were nice folks. |
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If the tea/food/women/etc. are so great in the South, why do you damned rebels & rednecks insist on coming to the North. STAY HOME!!! We don't need you up here. View Quote No one I know ever goes North for anything! I can't imagine why anyone would ever leave the South. I think if you'd do a little research, [b]Slash[/b], you might learn that your area of the country is lagging way behind in growth. As a matter of fact, according to the most recent census, OHIO was 45th among the States in population INCREASES from 1990 to 2000! That's right, [b]BuckeyeBob[/b], your State finished behind every Southern State in population growth with the sole exception of West Virginia! West Virginia! [:D] But, in truth, OHIO barely edged out West Virginia! 45th place versus 48th place! Pretty shabby there, eh, [b]Slash?[/b] Rednecks and Rebels are simply NOT coming to your flea-bitten state, my dear Boy! But if they do, it will most likely be a grand improvement! Breed with them, Son, and maybe you can move up to 44th place in growth by the next census! [:D] Eric The('VacationInOhio'???WhereHaveI[u]Not[/u]HeardThatBefore?)Hun[>]:)] |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How come y'all's big haired wimmin like southern boys? Huh.... [sex]sho'em sum 'Southern Hospitality' View Quote I realize I'm just another damn Yankee, but shouldn't that be "all y'all's" in the southern redundant dialect? As in the following statement: "You Yankees are foolin' yoselfs if'n you ain't figgered out that we kicked all y'all's asses in the war of northern agression." [}:D] View Quote Ha…… Very good! [hail2] You're really a closet redneck ain't 'cha! View Quote Nope, not a closet redneck. I'm a Yankee Redneck. [:D] See, the only difference between the northern and southern redneck is that the northern redneck parks his "automotive restoration project" on jackstands in the backyard versus the southern redneck who parks his "future daily driver" on cinder blocks in the front yard. That, and we prefer to sweeten our tea to our own preference. [;)] |
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Quoted: but ask for a sweet tea and they look at you like you dropped in from another galaxy. View Quote what the hell is sweet tea??? OH!! Brown kool-aid. I got it now. |
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I can't stand sweetened tea. I've never had Sweet Tea.
A favorite drink, besides iced tea, is water with lemon juice in it. |
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Quoted: I've noticed a couple references to KY.... Kentucky is not Southern! View Quote I beg to differ my Volunteer friend. Kentucky is below the Mason-Dixon line, and although Kentucky did not officially secede from the Union, there were many more Kentucky regiments who fought for the South than for the North. Some of my relatives died fighting for the Confederacy. I was born and raised in Kentucky and I am, and will always consider myself to be a Southerner... sir. [:)] |
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Quoted: Quoted: I've noticed a couple references to KY.... Kentucky is not Southern! View Quote I beg to differ my Volunteer friend. Kentucky is below the Mason-Dixon line, and although Kentucky did not officially secede from the Union, there were many more Kentucky regiments who fought for the South than for the North. Some of my relatives died fighting for the Confederacy. I was born and raised in Kentucky and I am, and will always consider myself to be a Southerner... sir. [:)] View Quote Ummm? After following a number of these threads on North vs South, I'm confused. According to our northern brothers the Civil War was fought over slavery. Yet, Kentucky is not southern since it chose to be neutral but yet it had slaves. Kind of doesn't fit somehow. |
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Quoted: Quoted: LIBERLAS SUCK! That includes: Tom Daschle, Charles Schumer, Billary Clinton, Frank Lautenberg, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Dick Gephardt, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Rosa DeLauro, Barbara Mikulski, Carl Levin, Patrick Leahy, etc., etc., etc. Make all the incestual comments you can muster. It doesn't compare to the socialist agenda most of your politicians are pushing. View Quote Does anyone recall where Bill Klinton & Al Bore hail from? View Quote Good point. I named fourteen to your two; you still have more Marxist assholes than we do. I'll add that both Greenwich Village and Berkley lie in your territory as well. As far as sweet tea is concerned, it doesn't really matter. Anyone who puts ketchup on their steak is an idiot, though. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: LIBERLAS SUCK! That includes: Tom Daschle, Charles Schumer, Billary Clinton, Frank Lautenberg, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Dick Gephardt, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Rosa DeLauro, Barbara Mikulski, Carl Levin, Patrick Leahy, etc., etc., etc. Make all the incestual comments you can muster. It doesn't compare to the socialist agenda most of your politicians are pushing. View Quote Does anyone recall where Bill Klinton & Al Bore hail from? View Quote Good point. I named fourteen to your two; you still have more Marxist assholes than we do. I'll add that both Greenwich Village and Berkley lie in your territory as well. As far as sweet tea is concerned, it doesn't really matter. Anyone who puts ketchup on their steak is an idiot, though. View Quote Gore doesn't count. He was raised in DC the son of a professional politician and wasn't able to carry TN his first go around or the last one. I really liked the steak comment. LOL Best steak in America, MY HOUSE! |
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Cool-center rare: knock the horns off, wipe its ass, and throw it on a plate. Yum.
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Quoted: I don't understand it. They put all kinds of shit in their doublefrotholatechino, but ask for a sweet tea and they look at you like you dropped in from another galaxy. One of the reasons I would never live above the Ohio River. View Quote Because for some reason they actually like the "taste" of "tea". I proved it to my wife and daughter who put 5 cups of sugar in pitcher of "tea". I took food coloring and colored a batch of water to look like the weak tea they make, and then "sugared" it. They didn't even know the difference. "Southern Sweet Tea"......[rolleyes] |
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Nah Sumo...... They dump sugar on their Grits.... they think it's cream o' wheat![snoopy]
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You want a great steak, excuse me THE GREATEST STEAK?
You go to Peter Luger's Steakhouse in Brooklyn. Finest Steaks in the world. Dry Aged Porterhouse. The fact that the steer once lived next door doesn't make it any tastier. Dry aging and proper cooking DOES. Luger's does this better than anyone. You can say it ain't so, but if you haven't tried it, you're just talking. |
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but balzac.................you say i'm a texas redneck like its a bad thing?
[:D] |
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I sure do miss Mom's breakfasts...
country ham, redeye gravy, white gravy, grits, sausage, real homemade biscuits, eggs overeasy... And she made the best darned chicken and dumplings on the planet! And bourbon balls during Christmas season. BTW, don't forget Mother's Day is this Sunday. [:)] |
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I'm from up North (WISCONSIN) and I like sugar in my iced tea.
I also like sugar and milk on my grits (whe I'm screwed into eating them by you southerners) And people who put peanut butter on pancakes are WRONG! Pancakes are for syrup or cinnamon and sugar ONLY. Peanut butter on waffles? WRONG! Syrup only. : ) : ) |
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Oh and one more thing I'm No DAMN Yankee that's for those NY loving hippee bastards.
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It's funny that I only noticed this topic until recently.
My wife is from North Carolina and always complains about how she can't find a decent "sweet tea" around here in Maryland. As one who grew up in the great state of Michigan, I was unfamiliar with this alien concept (like most Midwesterners, I grew up on "sun tea"). On one of our trips back to visit her family, I asked her what was the difference was. To show me, she took me to a magical place called.... . . . . . . . . . Biscuitville. HOLY SWEET MOTHER MARY. Has anybody had this place's "sweet tea?" [%|] It's like liquid candy! Nearly knocked me on my ass. If I want a two-day sugar buzz, I'll just start mainlining pure glucose. "Y'all" are nuts. |
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I grew up on the plains and in the south. I enjoy sugar in my tea, but not so much that it approaches it's solubility limits. Southern sweet tea is like drinking syrup.
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Is it any wonder that Billy Joe, Bubba and Mary Lou are so FAT?
One thing NY and the Northeast have going for it... ...not as many fat, sloppy folks waddling around, looking for the nearest Stucky's, and lining up at the "all you can eat" section of the nearest truckstop.[:)] |
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