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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:27:40 PM EDT
Cuz it says, like, I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too. Cuz I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.
Love that money! |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:35:05 PM EDT
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I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:37:31 PM EDT
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You probably didn't hear about it cause I did it under the name of Mike Honcho.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:38:08 PM EDT
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You probably didn't hear about it cause I did it under the name of Mike Honcho. I spread my butt cheeks |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:39:07 PM EDT
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I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:40:58 PM EDT
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If you don't chew Big Red, Fuck you!
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:42:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:43:52 PM EDT
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Every morning I wake up and I piss excellence.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:44:29 PM EDT
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How about that Mexican dude who says he's Hay-Suess Cristo? Got mansions, limos and fine women; all the material trappings that the historical Hay-Suess would have avoided (simple clothes, rode into Jerusalem on an ass).
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:44:59 PM EDT
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This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:47:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:47:41 PM EDT
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Dear Baby Jesus, lying in your little ghost mainger with your baby Eisenstein developmental books. Little balled up fist.....don't even know words yet...
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:47:47 PM EDT
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Yep, I'm flying through the air. This is not good.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:48:16 PM EDT
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my signature is from that movie
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:48:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIt's fucking Snake Plisken!!! |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:49:40 PM EDT
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I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey I will scissor kick you in the face, Chip! |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:49:45 PM EDT
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I picture my Jesus with giant angel wings..... singing lead vocals for Lenard Skinnard....
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:50:29 PM EDT
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It's fucking Snake Plisken!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
It's fucking Snake Plisken!!! I heard he was dead. Wait a minute.... 
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:50:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: my signature is from that movie |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:51:12 PM EDT
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Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:51:57 PM EDT
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You're husband isn't dying...
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:52:29 PM EDT
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I picture my Jesus with giant angel wings..... singing lead vocals for Lenard Skinnard.... And im in the front row, wasted |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:52:32 PM EDT
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It's fucking Snake Plisken!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
It's fucking Snake Plisken!!! 
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:55:10 PM EDT
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McCreedies Funeral Home
"Body looks so good, You're goin to want to talk to it" |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:55:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2015 9:58:56 PM EDT
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Losing's never fun, but here's something to pick your spirits up. It's real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:00:19 PM EDT
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"cause it's the fastest who gets paid... and it's the fastest who gets laid." Probably my second-favorite scene from the movie; the way they have the elementary school children cheer for him after he says the line cracks me up every time. |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:00:43 PM EDT
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I was high when I said that! You can be 3rd, you can be 4th... Hell you can be 5th
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:00:58 PM EDT
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It's fucking Snake Plisken!!! http://ep.yimg.com/ay/oaklandraiders/oakland-raiders-pirate-logo-pennant-3.jpg Holy shit! Now he's got fucking swords! Welcome to the human race! |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:01:47 PM EDT
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Well cut around it with this knife.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:02:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://www.twelvebytwelve.net/fundamentals/tn-to-go-slow-800w.jpg "cause it's the fastest who gets paid... and it's the fastest who gets laid." Probably my second-favorite scene from the movie; the way they have the elementary school children cheer for him after he says the line cracks me up every time. "It's alright darling I'm a volunteer fireman."
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:04:14 PM EDT
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What's that got to do with this.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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my signature is from that movie that the movie is funny |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:04:43 PM EDT
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Hey, is that a Huffy!?! That's a nice looking bike son!
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:05:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: that the movie is funny Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: my signature is from that movie that the movie is funny |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:06:31 PM EDT
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Cuz it says, like, I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too. Cuz I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.
Love that money! Weekend at Jesus's |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:08:42 PM EDT
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There's a cougar in the car!
I know, I put it there. How did you get a cougar!?! I trapped it... |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:09:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:11:48 PM EDT
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Snow blindness is affecting our nation's cats...
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:13:22 PM EDT
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That movie is horrible. I'm ashamed that I like it.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:16:02 PM EDT
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How about you go dig a hole and I get another beer.
Someone didn't love you enough when you were little did they. Good call, here, it's worth a nickel. Tragic |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:18:40 PM EDT
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"We form an alliance on the race track to win races, but today we're forming an alliance to talk to you about a very serious, important issue: packs of stray wild dogs that control most of the cities in North America. Remember, stray dogs are not your friend. However, if you see one, walk right up to it and lay down." "If it starts to sniff you, that's a good sign. If it begins to bite, you're in trouble, friend. Grab a pole."
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:21:31 PM EDT
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The Holidays are right around the corner, what better gift then
THE JACKCOCK 9000 Available at your local Walmart
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:25:48 PM EDT
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No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:27:56 PM EDT
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That movie is horrible. I'm ashamed that I like it. Don't be--it's a clever movie trying to get out of a dumb movie's shell. Read the rotten tomatoes reviews--most critical reviews are positive; critical reviews (somehow) match audience reviews in the percentage approval rating (both are around 73% positive,) which is a little unusual. |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:32:23 PM EDT
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I know too many NASCAR fans that are still pissed about that movie. Most of them don't know the difference between satire and a documentary.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:36:57 PM EDT
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Haha that was the following line from Gerrard Quote HistoryQuoted:
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my signature is from that movie that the movie is funny GOD DAMN IT. You got me lol |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:58:28 PM EDT
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If you slept with your best friends wife, why would he apologize to you?
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Posted: 1/6/2015 10:58:41 PM EDT
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You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?
Texas Ranger: I gotta tell ya, Granny, this blows! Walker: How much more of this? Lucy: Well, I don't know. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub? |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 11:11:14 PM EDT
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I know it's a technicality but if you try to take this away I'm punch you straight in the mouth.
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Posted: 1/6/2015 11:14:25 PM EDT
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I spread my butt cheeks Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You probably didn't hear about it cause I did it under the name of Mike Honcho. I spread my butt cheeks I just wanted you to know that 
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Posted: 1/6/2015 11:16:14 PM EDT
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We invented the missionary position. You're welcome.
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