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Posted: 12/24/2002 7:39:40 AM EDT
[img]www.dimensional.com/~mwluse/MarriedLife.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 7:42:03 AM EDT
Wife??[>:/] Thats a funny pic[:D]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 7:44:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 7:47:33 AM EDT
damn, he has a messed up looking wife... If it is out of my budget I just get a dirty look and that's the end of it. She isn't the naggy bitch type.
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 7:48:43 AM EDT
Marvl, LOL! I want a poster of that for my office. Do you know where I can get one? THISISME
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 7:49:15 AM EDT
Good one! [:D] But have to say its usually more like this - froth included: [img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=2634[/img]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 7:54:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By THISISME: Marvl, LOL! I want a poster of that for my office. Do you know where I can get one? THISISME
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A friend sent me the JPEG. I have no idea where it came from originally. But it sure does remind me of certain transactions I have made in the past. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 8:00:51 AM EDT
A man comes home from buying a new gun, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him, "Is that all you're going to do tonight, you piece of shit? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV and fondel that gun ? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "Aww shit--it's started." [:D]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 9:14:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 9:56:11 AM EDT
My wife aint that cute, And the ciggarette aint hangin out of her face.
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:17:54 AM EDT
My wife has no idea I have guns. [:d]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:21:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2002 10:23:45 AM EDT by Hydguy]
Originally Posted By GoatBoy: I'd hit it... [;D]
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GB, is it okay for goats to make sweet love with dogs??? Oh, wait.. the pics from the Red Goat's farm is all the evidence we need about THOSE kinda things!! Edited to change the dirty 3 letter word... And it WASN'T God.....
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:22:18 AM EDT
Nope, my wife bought me the last gun in the house
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:24:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:27:26 AM EDT
You tell your wife when you get new toys? I never bother; it would just get her upset!
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:30:52 AM EDT
Wife: Hey! Is that a new gun? Me: Oh no honey, that has been in the safe for years. Wife: Are you sure? Me: Yeah! Remember when you shot it and hit that pop can at 100 yards last summer? Wife: Oh yeah, thats right. Me: You know baby, we do need a new Springfield Armory M1A to round out the collection though doncha think? Wife: [grrrrrrrrrr ...]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:34:07 AM EDT
No. She doesn't tell me how to spend MY money. AB
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:36:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: I just showed this to my wife since she told me I didn't need the new DSA Fal I'm getting. Bwahahaha! She asked if I thought it was funny. Bwahahahaha! New Fal coming soon.
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You DO need that FAL! AB
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 10:39:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ark-and-spark: My wife has no idea I have guns. [:d]
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Now that ain't right. AB
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 4:25:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2002 4:26:32 PM EDT by MikeC]
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: Wife: Hey! Is that a new gun? Me: Oh no honey, that has been in the safe for years. Wife: Are you sure? Me: Yeah! Remember when you shot it and hit that pop can at 100 yards last summer? Wife: Oh yeah, thats right. Me: You know baby, we do need a new Springfield Armory M1A to round out the collection though doncha think? Wife: [grrrrrrrrrr ...]
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[;)] I've finally reached the saturation point of firearms that I can actually get away with that now. It was sooooo much harder before.
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 4:48:16 PM EDT
Just made that my new background. Great picture. Eric the ammoman
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 5:01:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2002 5:02:44 PM EDT by AR-SNIPER-15]
Man that guys wife is a BITCH![:D] Edit for Smiley
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 5:43:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 5:47:31 PM EDT
[B]BAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAWW![/B] YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 5:50:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf: Wife: Hey! Is that a new gun? Me: Oh no honey, that has been in the safe for years. Wife: Are you sure?
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That is the ticket. The trick is to have so many guns and change them so often that they get confused. Also: "I am holding on to this gun for my: father, brother, ..." The only problems is when overdraft and CC come due. Then the shit hits the fan.
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 5:56:25 PM EDT
My soon to be wife asks me: "Will I like shooting it?" Im much luckier on the 2nd go around [;)]
Link Posted: 12/24/2002 8:54:41 PM EDT
Keith, you truly are an artist!! See ya this weekend. TXLEWIS
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 4:41:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: Ok, last photoshop image tonight of TRG. I just had to do one more. [url]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=2674[/url]
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Man, that's one ugly MoFo. [;)]
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