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Posted: 12/20/2002 2:44:02 AM EDT
Good God I turned 31 today. Wonderful. Just listened to a message on my voice mail from my mom. "hahahah - you're getting old, you're getting old. would you like us to bring your walker over?" Gee, thanks Mom. Anyhow. When can I get AARP?
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 2:52:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2002 2:53:31 AM EDT by TwoStage]
Well Happy Birth Day! [bounce] [bday] BTW AARP is anti gun.[50]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 2:58:03 AM EDT
Happy Birthday Ire! And Merry Christmas!
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 3:21:23 AM EDT
Hey, it beats the alternatives... Happy birthday. [bday] [beer]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 3:30:30 AM EDT
I do believe AARP in anti-gun.
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 3:48:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2002 3:48:34 AM EDT by AR-10]
Might want to check out [url=http://www.graypanthers.org/]Grey Panthers[/url]. They crusade for "family safety". Could probably use a few AR owners. Happy Birthday.[;)]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 4:24:17 AM EDT
still a lot of years left. don't let anyone imply otherwise. happy birthday!
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 4:57:29 AM EDT
31 hu? Damn, I have socks older than you.[;)]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 4:59:42 AM EDT
Happy birthday!
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 5:32:03 AM EDT
Now that you're past 30, how does it feel to know your prostate is growing ever bigger with each day?
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 5:53:32 AM EDT
Happy Birthday, now go out and buy something that an average 20 year old can not afford. Made me feel better when I hit 30, 31, (hmmmm B-day coming up in a while, what can you 20 year old's not afford nowadays)
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 6:10:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 6:12:37 AM EDT
It's all down hill from here. Your eyes start going bad. Muscles and joints ache for no reason. You get winded going upstairs. Can't take a piss without leaking all over yourself. Oh, the humanity... [:D]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 6:15:56 AM EDT
Do what I did when I hit 31. Marry a teenage b00bie dancer and get so drunk that you actually forget how old you really are.
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 6:19:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2002 6:25:28 AM EDT by Yojimbo]
Happy Birthday!!! I'm 34, so welcome to the club! Just remember the following, 1. Take your vitamins. 2. Warm up properly before doing any strenuous physical activity. 3. Don't drive faster than you can see. 4. Old age and treachery always beats youth and skill. [:D][:D][;)]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 6:21:35 AM EDT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 31 year old AR-15's still shoot fine. You should have no problems as long as they still make parts to repair you. Go out and shoot 31 rounds to celebrate. OK, 310 rounds.
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 6:29:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 7:05:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Green_Furniture: Now that you're past 30, how does it feel to know your prostate is growing ever bigger with each day?
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I'm 33....still haven't got that year 30 exam yet..... [b]HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ire[/b]!
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 7:09:38 AM EDT
As my 96 year old grandmother says, "Oh, to be 80 again!"
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 10:17:05 AM EDT
Happy Birthday to you! Celebrate the day in the most enjoyable way you know. Age is relative ... 10 years from now you'll wish that you were 31 again!
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 10:34:53 AM EDT
Happy Birthday, Pete. I think your mom went to the same humor school that mine did.
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 10:51:34 AM EDT
Well it's all downhill from there! happy B-day! [beer]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 1:55:03 PM EDT
Call your mother and thank her. You didnt have to do a thing 31 years ago. she was the one doing ALL the hard work.
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 2:23:58 PM EDT
31, you're still a puppy. I turn 38 next month so watch what you say about OLD. Whippersnapper! [:D]
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 2:32:08 PM EDT
Look at the bright side ...you can have sex with girls between the ages of 20 thru 45 and noone will give you weird looks (except when you do it in the road).
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 2:34:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ire: Good God I turned 31 today. Wonderful. Just listened to a message on my voice mail from my mom. "hahahah - you're getting old, you're getting old. would you like us to bring your walker over?" Gee, thanks Mom. Anyhow. When can I get AARP?
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AARP finds you when you turn 50...naw THAT SUX!
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 2:38:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 3:15:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/20/2002 3:16:14 PM EDT by Minuteman419]
Happy Birthday! I was 43 Wednesday. TomJefferson is right about things breaking. Happened to me by 34. Live every day as it is the Last is what I recommend. Best Wishes MM419
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 3:19:23 PM EDT
im too ornery to respond to this post. happy birthday anyway, kid.
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 4:06:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 4:35:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By slidestop: [green][b] Happy Birthday !!! [beer] Ahhh 31 !! those were the days ,but than again so were 30,29,28,etc.etc .. Don't believe what everyone tells you ,they get better not worse.( at least that's what I keep telling myself) [bounce] [red] HaPpY HoliDaYs [/red][<|:D>] Jerry [/green][/b]
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Some days are better, all days are shorter, or at least seem that way for me at 43. Aging Gracefully@ar15.com MM419
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 5:18:20 PM EDT
VIAGRA
Link Posted: 12/20/2002 5:26:58 PM EDT
Shit you just reminded me. I'll be 40 in five months. Anyway Happy Birthday!!!!! Also: What new toy did you get?
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