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Posted: 12/16/2002 4:45:49 PM EDT
Just curious... Police blotters From staff reports Monday December 16, 2002; 12:45 PM Man allegedly had sex with sheep Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene. Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said. Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said. Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond. Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong. Just kidding....GB! [BD]
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 4:54:20 PM EDT
Juan Avila Jr., his alias is Joey Armstrong. But seriously, could you imagine being so hard up you consider a sheep for sex? I can't, not in my wildest dreams. Especially a nativity sheep! "Mommy, why is that sheep walking funny?" Or imagine the child from that union, er, lamb, I mean kid.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 4:54:47 PM EDT
What's his real name? I could tell you but then I would have to kill. Then he would kill me.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:01:18 PM EDT
His "kids" call him, Daaaaaaaaaaaady.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:02:09 PM EDT
A sheep may have been better than my X wife.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:04:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MickeyMouse: A sheep may have been better than my X wife.
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Huh? Details man.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:05:19 PM EDT
Careful SS...there are alot of members from the great state of Texas! [:D] And you know how they feel about livestock..[:D] [;)] I'm just kidding..[b]OUCH![/b] guys...seriously [size=3][b]POW,POW!![/b][/size=3]just joking!! [size=3] POOF!![/size=3] [BD][BD][BD] My head hurts....
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:07:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2002 5:08:29 PM EDT by NAKED-GUNMAN]
DANGIT!! I left out RG and Bunghole!! How did I miss that hanging curveball??? Dadgummit!!! Man, talk about shooting fish in a barrel!! This is a true story btw...it's on Drudge right now.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:11:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:17:04 PM EDT
Baaaaad Billy
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:20:25 PM EDT
Oh shit that dude has the same last name as me [V]. He brings great shame to the Armstrong clan, maybe he was adopted!
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 5:43:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2002 8:33:10 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
hehe - me get the funny - 1GR [red]Edit again: GoatBoy said this pic, which proves his whereabouts, can remain. As you can see, he is not innocent, he is baaaaaaaaaad!! It really is his face, in case you're wondering. [;)]--thebeekeeper1[/red]
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 6:30:11 PM EDT
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...good catch IBTL!! I just hope Red Goat or Legs don't get ahold of that pic.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 6:53:38 PM EDT
lol. nice -T.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 7:25:04 PM EDT
Anyone remember the Dr. Demento song, "Dirty Deeds done with sheep..?"
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 7:46:34 PM EDT
well i think his dads real name is Baphamut.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 7:55:12 PM EDT
Watta ya mean whats his real name? Aren't you guys using YOUR real names? [:O][:O][:O]
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 8:09:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 8:31:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GoatBoy: That is NOT me... I was in a whole different part of town at that time... [:O]
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Oh Really? How would you explain this? [img]http://rbad.ar15.com/goatdate.jpg[/img]
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