Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
Posted: 12/15/2002 4:51:33 PM EDT
...the lady of the house? In my house I wear the pants and the apron on top ;-) I vacum, wash the dishes (by hand), clean up, wash the patio and the front driveway, change the beds, etc. How much of a man are you?
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 4:59:55 PM EDT
HELL YES, I'm the MAN!.......hold on a second.....she said I need to scrubb the toilets now. Gotta go!
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:10:27 PM EDT
Man's man. Sure I help out around the house. But the amount of house work a man does is not the proper gauge. Read all the divorced threads here to find the pussy-whipped ones. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:10:39 PM EDT
I am all and do all. For I am alone. YIPPEEEE!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:12:08 PM EDT
My wife gave me permission to tell you I'm a Man's Man! I had kids so I wouldn't have to do housework--can't wait till their old enough to push the lawn mower! ("Trust me, son, learning to clean the bathtub is a valuable life skill. Let me show you how to load the washing machine!")
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:20:19 PM EDT
I got the old fashioned household going; she does the dishes, laundry and general cleaning (except when the house needs it really bad, then I get involved); I take care of all the picture hanging, painting, lawn mowing, dog poop picking up and various other duties. Works good for me!
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:29:03 PM EDT
My wife gave me permission to tell you I'm a Man's Man!
View Quote
[:)] I'm no longer a Man's Man. My wife has been in a nursing home for a few weeks now, so I'm now doing all of those "womanly" things that she had gracefully handled for over 50 previous years. Learning how to operate the washing machine, mop, wash dishes, use the microwave, clean a bathroom, and use the pressure cooker--just kidding about that last one--has been a lot of work. I really miss her now. She should be coming home soon, so I've really got to clean-up.z
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:34:05 PM EDT
I work with a couple of guys whose wives wear the pants in the family. It's quite pathetic. When they say things like, "The wife won't let me," or "I'll have to ask the wife first," I reply "MAN UP! MAN THE F@#& UP!!!"
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:34:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:42:54 PM EDT
Hell, guess I'll miss out on the Manly Man trophy. I'm doing the laundry as I type. I cook about 98% of the time too (love to cook). Do have to admit, SHE mows the lawn. I do a lot of the planting and trimming.
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:43:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 5:50:39 PM EDT
My wife cleans the house, washes the dishes, the clothes and all the other woman stuff. Either she cooks or I order a pizza. I do all the regular guy stuff around the house, and I would never ever hold her purse for her, so she doesn't ask. I don't even know how to do laundry, I've never done laundry in my whole life, not even once.
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 6:24:00 PM EDT
WHAT WIFE???
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 6:45:35 PM EDT
[url]http://www.cartoons-cartoon.com/whipped_magazine.html[/url]
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 6:58:11 PM EDT
I am a man's man, I write the check for the maid! She does most of the indoor stuff and I do most of the outdoor stuff. She does have better power tools than I do but I have better guns than hers. I do get to go out whenever I want to and hunt as much as I can.
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 8:13:28 PM EDT
I am so manly just the other day my wife came crawling to me on her hands and knees. Then she told me, "Come out from under the fucking bed and fight like a man!"
Link Posted: 12/15/2002 8:18:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 12:39:48 PM EDT
I can't. The make-up may run from the heat of the stove...
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 12:49:47 PM EDT
[tim robbins] I'm th' ladies man, oh yeah [/tim robbins]
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 1:14:00 PM EDT
Well, [b]SHE[/b] can't hook up phone lines, clean the chimney, drive the tractor or chainsaw, shoot the strays, burn the leaves, wire outlets, use power tools, scare the boy, hook up an entertainment center, clean the gutters, fetch the salt for the softener, etc...
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 3:01:42 PM EDT
I dont clean or do laundry unless she is falling behind. I handle the cars and trucks. I handle anything bad, dead dogs,bugs,vomit, sewer and the like, you know BAD I do 90% of the cooking because I am damm good at it. I get it the way I want it. I will make seprate for her if it is not to her liking spice wise. She is learning to cook much better this last years. I am a good teacher I weed whack and push the mower a couple times a years. I really dont like to have to live up to any high standards, so If asked I just say I am a pussy who dosnt take alot of shit from people.
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 3:07:53 PM EDT
My girlfriend lubes the chain on my dirt bike and runs a patch thrue the barrell of my AR sometimes, so I help her out a little. (If i'm not to busy...) Besides, when you do favors, you hold the high ground to call up "past due" labor and take a day to rot on the couch [:)]
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 3:19:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 3:20:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 3:31:49 PM EDT
You bet your ass I'm the man of the house. I'm on break from repairing the clothes washer and she's baking cookies! How's that for being a mans man?
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 3:34:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/16/2002 3:34:54 PM EDT by TomJefferson]
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 3:36:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By N_Viejo: I am so manly just the other day my wife came crawling to me on her hands and knees. Then she told me, "Come out from under the fucking bed and fight like a man!"
View Quote
LOL! [:D]
Link Posted: 12/16/2002 8:20:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Originally Posted By legalese77: [red][tim meadows][/red] I'm th' ladies man, oh yeah [red][/tim meadows][/red]
View Quote
View Quote
man I can't do shit right
Top Top