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Posted: 12/11/2002 8:39:39 PM EDT
I'd like to thank ilikelegs, Arock, FALARAK and Brasseater. I learned a valuable lesson tonight. CHEW YOUR DAMN FOOD! The doc says my innards are probably clear but I feel like I fell off of the back of a truck.
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:42:05 PM EDT
SWEET JESUS I AM GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU! RedGoat and I are just IM'ing about finding you to make sure you're OK. Welcome back.
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:44:29 PM EDT
I always new the DFW crew was a good bunch of guys. Now I know that they would save your life if they had to. [:)]
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Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:46:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: Should have brought my hotsauce tonight. It acts like draino on people. It would have eaten through that big ass piece of meat you had stuck in your throat![shock] Did I just say that ?[puke]
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soooo anyway, what WERE you texans doing? Hmmmm?
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:51:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:52:20 PM EDT
er, so what happened? Did you learn the Himelech maneuver first hand??
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:53:17 PM EDT
I choked on a piece of steak at the DFW dinner tonight. ilikelegs rendered immediate aid and he and Arock watched over me to make sure I was fine. It felt like the obstruction was still in my throat so FALARAK and Brasseater volunteered to take me to the ER. Thanks guys! I apologize to anyone who may have been grossed out as I spit up all over my plate. [puke] Did anyone get a picture? [:D]
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:55:49 PM EDT
Oh, and from now until the end of time, there will be the sound of coughing as I enter a room full of arfcomers. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 8:58:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/11/2002 9:01:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Arock: SWEET JESUS I AM GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU! RedGoat and I are just IM'ing about finding you to make sure you're OK. Welcome back.
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Actually, 'legs intentions might have been noble. I just wanted to know if, I mean, if you were dead, so that I could go to your place and get some of your stuff before the family arrived. Also, we were kinda afraid to post some of the photoshop pics of you pulling a 'Mama Cass' act (you know, choking on a Ham sammich) if you actually [b]were[/b] dead. Now that we know you are alive... game on! BTW, Tell legs, it is the Heimlich manuever. Not the 'Hiney Lick' While you both seemed to be enjoying yourselves, I think 'legs misunderstood the technique, just a tad. There for a minute I thought you two were going to end up looking like this: [img]www.tvcc.edu/faculty/ballen/images/photos/keith5.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 9:05:13 PM EDT
[:I]
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 9:08:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: I choked on a piece of steak at the DFW dinner tonight. ilikelegs rendered immediate aid and he and Arock watched over me to make sure I was fine. It felt like the obstruction was still in my throat so FALARAK and Brasseater volunteered to take me to the ER. Thanks guys! I apologize to anyone who may have been grossed out as I spit up all over my plate. [puke] Did anyone get a picture? [:D]
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Glad you're, (cough, cough), ok Bung. People DO die from that....
Link Posted: 12/11/2002 10:32:43 PM EDT
Damn it...why do the Dallas area ar15.com members have all the fun? Houston guys why don't we have get togethers.
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 12:01:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 12:06:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/12/2002 12:11:54 AM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Originally Posted By kpel308: [size=6][b]BUNGHOLE=COMPUTER GUY[/b][/size=6]
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! BTW - Bung, glad Keith cleared your hole! [:D]
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 12:23:51 AM EDT
Next time taper off a little sooner [;)]
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 1:38:22 AM EDT
I don't understand how this could've happened, every damn time I see you you're chewin to no end. That is you in the little box, right?
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 2:07:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 2:17:32 AM EDT
Scary stuff.. glad to hear your ok. [:)]
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 6:17:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole: I apologize to anyone who may have been grossed out as I spit up all over my plate. [puke] Did anyone get a picture? [:D]
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[puke]Can't post a dinner pic here unless it includes a firearm! [BD]
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 6:21:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: Should have brought my hotsauce tonight. It acts like draino on people. It would have eaten through that big ass piece of meat you had stuck in your throat![shock] Did I just say that ?[puke]
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[Homer] ... Ummmmmm, [b]ilikelegs[/b] hotsauce [/Homer] (cures what ails you)
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 6:28:05 AM EDT
choke
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 6:46:34 AM EDT
Ya'll got me confused now...Legs gave CPR to Bunghole and he's ok now? 82nd has massengill in his truck? FALARAK did the hiney lick maneuver? What in the heck were you guys drinking??? [BD] You Texas boys are strange....[:D] Glad you're ok Bunghole.
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 6:52:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/12/2002 7:00:42 AM EDT
Hmmmm...'legs saved bunghole's life...guess this means that 'legs is responsible for whatever bunghole does with his life from now on. Not sure I would want that hanging over me. [;)]
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 7:17:03 AM EDT
Wish I was there to catch the fun, sounds like you had quite a turnout. TXLEWIS
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 7:24:47 AM EDT
Glad you're ok, bung!
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 7:44:40 AM EDT
Good Gawd! I'm glad to hear your OK bunghole! But dude, you let ilikelegs put the hind lick maneuver on you while you were choking on Sir Loin's beef!?!?!?![shock] All joking aside, I'm glad to hear you are OK. And a hearty Bravo Zulu to the DFW crew!
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 7:52:02 AM EDT
Let's see...piece of meat and Bunghole! [shock] I may never eat another steak......tofu for me...YEAH RIGHT!!
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 7:56:43 AM EDT
I'm glad you're OK, bung, and even more glad you went to the ER to get checked out. Props to the posse who trucked you over.
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 8:00:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 82ndAbn: I was working in the ER tonight - I wish I would've been there. I could've saved you a trip. I keep magill forceps and a laryngoscope in my truck jump kit. Of all the times to miss a gathering - sorry bro. FUCK! (kicking myself). Glad you're OK.
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Believe me, we were looking all over for you, under every chair...
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 8:00:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 8:04:42 AM EDT
Hey Bung-- tried calling you last night, but I heard you were in the process of having the "beef" removed from your throat. How big of a chunk did it end up being??? You going to the gun show & lunch Saturday? (I guess the steak place is out?)
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 8:07:00 AM EDT
We all have to band together and ban all sirloin! That crap is dangerous. Its for the kids! And we gotta sue the steakhouse, they served a dangerous, potentially fatal steak. They are responsible!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 8:08:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 8:18:53 AM EDT
Geez Computer-Bung, you sounded OK on the phone. Glad your OK. Thanks for the call.
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 8:24:00 AM EDT
OK, who had their meat in a bunghole again? And who was it that removed it with a big hug? I can't get this story straight....[:D]
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 12:28:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 1:46:37 PM EDT
You guys leave bunghole alone. To us poor assed Tarrant and Wise County boys, steak is made by Oscar Mayer. Y'all probably forgot to mention the chewing part!
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 1:57:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DonR: You guys leave bunghole alone. To us poor assed Tarrant and Wise County boys, steak is made by Oscar Mayer. Y'all probably forgot to mention the chewing part!
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Oscar Meyer?? We heard it was Dimmy Jean's Pore Puke Saucy Pattages and Dimmy Jean's Pore Puke Sauce Linkages.
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 2:02:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/12/2002 3:54:01 PM EDT
We were wondering why you had to go to the hospital. Figgered Legs busted a couple of your ribs! Way to survive!
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