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Posted: 11/23/2002 12:00:39 PM EDT
[img]ebay3.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_474c019353edba9e4be500877040f6bb/i-1.JPG[/img]

Best part is that it could be your very own.
[url]cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1873240363[/url]
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 12:02:07 PM EDT
[#1]
Yep, dope is what I thought too.
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 12:03:36 PM EDT
[#2]
a race car to drive to work!

Link Posted: 11/23/2002 12:18:28 PM EDT
[#3]
[B]95 ECLIPSE extreme custom 1 of a kind!  
Vehicle Description  

You are bidding on a one of a kind 95 eclipse, fully modified(BUILT BY USA MOTORSPORTS). This vehicle has many customized features including: (electric) lamborghini style doors, competition air-ride system (very fast!!), retracting electric spoiler (comes in/out from the side of the vehicle), tail light conversion (integra), industrial strobe headlights, custom competition touch screen/dvd stereo system (4 12" bostwick subwoofers, 2000watt memphis power amplifier), """TOO MUCH MORE TO LIST!!!!!"""" and engine has more!! for more pics go to SANANTO.COM or call (210)525-8468. MAKE AN OFFER! ask for gilbert. thanks for looking.

Vehicle Condition  

EXTREME CUSTOM WORK IN THIS CAR. FULLY MODIFIED AND READY TO TURN HEADS.

Terms of Sale  

MAKE AN OFFER![/B]


So the competition air ride syste, [I]makes[/I]the car fast?

Strobe headlights and retractable wings? [B]007![/B] does JAPan!


Wanna be Gilbert is a red headed 23 year old virgin?


PONY_DRIVER
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 12:21:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 12:34:38 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't think I could get in the thing. Hope my soon to be driving daughter doesn't see that.

Wouldn't a speed bump tear that thing up?

MM419
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 12:47:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Yo- dat's wack.... [@:D]   [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 2:03:38 PM EDT
[#7]
My only thought is that it would make a good target if you put some propane tanks inside
[puke]
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 2:12:34 PM EDT
[#8]
Got rice?

[url]http://www.riceboypage.com/[/url]

[url]http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_ricer_if.html[/url]
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 3:52:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Yo hommie dat be some whack sheet.

95 E-C-L-I-P-S-fuckin'-E 'estreme custom 1 o' some kind!
Ride Descripshun

Yo' ass be biddin' on some one o' some kind 95 eclipse, fully modified(down
low, B-U-I-L-fuckin'-T B-Y U-S-fuckin'-A MOTORSPORTS). Dis ride has many
customized features includin', dig dis: (down low, electric) lamborghini style
do's, battle air-ride system (down low, real damn fast!!), retractin' electric
spoila' (down low, comes in/out from da side o' da damn ride), tail light
conversion (down low, integra), industrial strobe haidlights, custom battle
touch screen/dvd stereo system (down low, 4 12" bostwick subwoofa's, 2000watt
memphis powa' amplifia'), """T-Dubba-O M-U-C-fuckin'-H M-O-R-fuckin'-E T
L-I-S-fuckin'-T!!!!!"""" an' engine has mo'!! 4 mo' pics go t'
S-A-N-A-N-T-fuckin'-O. Woah, Nellie!C-O-fuckin'-M o' call (down low,
210)525-8468. M-A-K-fuckin'-E S-O-M-fuckin'-E O-Dubba-F-E-fuckin'-R!  Ya' know?
ax' 4 gilbert. thanks 4 peekin'.

Ride Condishun

E-X-T-R-E-M-fuckin'-E C-U-S-T-O-fuckin'-M W-O-R-fuckin'-K I-N D-I-fuckin'-S
C-A-Dubba-D-fuckin'-Y. F-U-Dubba-L-fuckin'-Y MODIFIED A-N R-E-A-D-fuckin'-Y T
T-U-R-fuckin'-N THINKA'S.

Terms o' Sale

M-A-K-fuckin'-E S-O-M-fuckin'-E O-Dubba-F-E-fuckin'-R!
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 3:55:21 PM EDT
[#10]
I HATE rice racers. My god, probably all body work with an exhaust that sounds like my lawn mower. it looks like it came out of a comic book. Get a real sports car for christ's sake.
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 3:59:16 PM EDT
[#11]
For the money he spent on body mods he could have a real car that actually did go fast.
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 3:59:32 PM EDT
[#12]
That's the ugliest piece of s**t I've ever seen. Sorry, but I'll keep my Jeep. Some people just have more money than sense.
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 4:01:19 PM EDT
[#13]
pimpin ain't easy...
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 4:27:05 PM EDT
[#14]
[img]http://thewolfweb.com/photos/BamaPack/fullsize/7116.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 4:30:30 PM EDT
[#15]
[size=6]Oh, the humanity![/size=6]
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 4:54:33 PM EDT
[#16]
It reminds me of the "Lambourgini Countache"sp that the P.D. called to have impounded one night. Turns out it was a kit car built on a Fiero chassis. What a POS.

Dirk
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 4:57:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Somebody crap their pants, quick!  That's a totally sweet Mall Ninja ride!  
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 5:06:03 PM EDT
[#18]
Dope, indeed.

You'd have to be a dope to want to do that to a car.  Or to want to own it.

You'd have to be a dope to want a Mitsubishi.

You'd have to be a dope to want it that color.

You'd have to be a dope to spend that much money polishing a turd.

It's especially dope-ish to do that to a damned FOUR CYLINDER car!

I'd have to be a dope if I even CONSIDERED taking that POS off somebody's hands for free.

You can always be assured of finding dopes (and dope, too!) inside a car like that.


You should definitely check out the sig line I use at full-auto.com .    And yes, I do use the same user name there as I do here.  cmjohnson .  Check it out.

CJ

Link Posted: 11/23/2002 5:19:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Got rice?
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 5:34:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Doesn't that transform into a robot?
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 8:09:24 PM EDT
[#21]
You guys are so harsh.  A lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into this cars.  Mark Hamill could come back and make Eclipse Summer.  That would just be tits.
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 8:12:46 PM EDT
[#22]
gay
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 8:21:57 PM EDT
[#23]
I don't really care about the dope rice crap,   my stock(except under the hood) '69 Mustang Mach 1 would still eat it alive.
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 8:37:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Any decent American muscle car (particularly the more notorious late 60's models) can beat the ass off a rice rocket without dropping the gas pedal more than a third of the way to the floor.

Hell, I beat more than one punk with my dead stock 1978 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham (4,314 pounds dry weight!) with a 425.  Even though it was a "smog motor" and was supposedly putting out 185 horsepower (by the book),  it had torque-o-rama and had a very strong and steady pull across a wide, relatively low RPM power band.   It'd never break the tires free on dry pavement.   Of course, that's a GOOD thing.

It was surprising how many punks couldn't beat the old grampa's Caddy in their half-assed rice rockets!  

I would have liked to hop up that motor a bit, but never did.  It had the torque, all it needed was a few hundred more horsepower.

CJ

 
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 8:43:01 PM EDT
[#25]
You'd be pickin up all the fly 13yr olds in that ride!

I have to ask myself, WHY?

And on the next episode of the "Slow and the Currious" we release a 95 mustang onto ebay!
Link Posted: 11/23/2002 8:44:05 PM EDT
[#26]
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM!!!

Check the feedback of this guy and the -1 feedbacks.  Looks like a bunch of morons bidding on eachother's shit and not completing other transactions.

OH YEAH, and there's the fact that this car has NO reserve and its obviously an expensive investment.  Most people would want atleast $19000 and up for a car with this much work into it.  

Someone's gonna get scammed!
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