What is your Captian Underpants name??

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What is your Captian Underpants name??

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:08:46 AM EDT

This was cute so I stole, er, borrowed it to post here. (I'm Zippy Cootieshorts, pleased ta meetcha!)
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. (3 steps below)

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:14:27 AM EDT

[#1]

I'm Poopsie Diaperfanny.

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:20:13 AM EDT

[#2]

Chim-chim Cootietush here...

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:21:48 AM EDT

[#3]

Ah... Greasy Bubblebutt here. Howdy!

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:23:43 AM EDT

[#4]

Greasy Diapertush for me...

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:25:20 AM EDT

[#5]

chim chim diaper sprinkles, Pleased to meet you

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:31:53 AM EDT

[#6]

Hi all... Snotty Diaperface here!

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:32:45 AM EDT

[#7]

Cheeseball Cootiejuice

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:32:55 AM EDT

[#8]

Pinky diaperhead

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:33:30 AM EDT

[#9]

poopsie bubblesniffer....wtf is a "bubblesniffer"

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:35:16 AM EDT

[#10]

Chim-chim Girdlenose. My father was a proud girdlesmith I'll have you know.

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:48:02 AM EDT

[#11]

Greasy Cootiebuns [:(]

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:51:51 AM EDT

[#12]

Cheeseball Gizzardtushie.
...and if anyone calls me that, I will put my foot in their ass!
[stick]

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:53:57 AM EDT

[#13]

Squeezit Chickenbrain here...

Remember, it takes two hands to squeezit!

(Damn, I'm good)

Posted: 11/22/2002 10:59:29 AM EDT

[#14]

ARRGHH...Pinky Girdlebuns

[>(]

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:03:38 AM EDT

[#15]

Flunky CootieBrain, at your service.
(my friends call me Buttercup)

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:04:49 AM EDT

[#16]

Squeezit Cootiejuice

Sounds disgusting...

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:06:25 AM EDT

[#17]

loopy bubblelips

ummm oookkayyy.......[:E]

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:14:33 AM EDT

[#18]

I'm just a Snotty Cootiehead [>:/]

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:18:09 AM EDT

[#19]

Zippy Diapertush, checking in.

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:34:50 AM EDT

[#20]

I've got everyone at work doing this now (productivity took a nosedive).

Some of ours:

Pinky Bubblebutt
Crusty Diaperbrain
Loopy Diapersniffer
Oprah Bananagerbil
Dorkey Cootiebreath
Zippy Diapertushie
Gidget Wafflemouth

What the heck is "tulefel"?

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:37:13 AM EDT

[#21]

Lumpy Diaperbuns reporting in.

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:39:09 AM EDT

[#22]

Booger Diaperchunks here.

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:40:35 AM EDT

[#23]

Pinky Chickenhead,wife= Stinky and son Poopsie

Posted: 11/22/2002 11:44:55 AM EDT

[#24]

Loopy Waffletush

Posted: 11/22/2002 12:02:56 PM EDT

[#25]

Chim-chim Girdlebutt present and account for.

Posted: 11/22/2002 12:07:48 PM EDT

[#26]

Loopy Wafflehead

Posted: 11/22/2002 12:10:30 PM EDT

[#27]

hi, i'm lumpy diaper chunks,...and i'm an alcoholic... [beer]

there's a lot of chunks in the familily.

Posted: 11/22/2002 12:11:53 PM EDT

[#28]

Fluffy Gizzard Shorts here, pleased to meet you.

Posted: 11/22/2002 12:18:11 PM EDT

[#29]

Cheeseball CootieBrain

Yay

Posted: 11/22/2002 12:38:27 PM EDT

[#30]

Buttercup Gizzard-chunks

lol

Posted: 11/22/2002 1:12:36 PM EDT

[#31]

Gidgit Girdlehead!!![beer]

Posted: 11/22/2002 1:14:50 PM EDT

[#32]

Loopy Bubbletush

Posted: 11/22/2002 1:16:37 PM EDT

[#33]

Zippy BubbleFanny?

It's not that big is it? [turns around]

IS IT!?!

Posted: 11/22/2002 2:14:48 PM EDT

[#34]

Crusty Chickenbrain

Posted: 11/22/2002 4:13:47 PM EDT

[#35]

Lumpy BubbleTush, Damn I do have one!

Bob [:D]

Posted: 11/22/2002 4:16:24 PM EDT

[#36]

Dinky Cootiechunks ?

OY!

S-I

Posted: 11/22/2002 4:27:41 PM EDT

[#37]

Poopsie Giggle-Tush

and my wife,

Booger Giggle-Tush,

would like to announce our daughter,

Gidget Giggle-Tush.

Posted: 11/22/2002 4:37:37 PM EDT

[#38]

Poopsie Chickensniffer

Posted: 11/22/2002 4:41:03 PM EDT

[#39]

Lumpy Gizzardsniffer

Posted: 11/22/2002 7:21:27 PM EDT

[#40]

Tulefel Bubblehiney

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