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Posted: 11/22/2002 10:08:46 AM EDT
This was cute so I stole, er, borrowed it to post here. (I'm Zippy Cootieshorts, pleased ta meetcha!) ------------------------- Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. (3 steps below) Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:14:27 AM EDT
I'm Poopsie Diaperfanny.
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Greasy Diapertush for me...
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:25:20 AM EDT
chim chim diaper sprinkles, Pleased to meet you
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:31:53 AM EDT
Hi all... Snotty Diaperface here!
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:32:45 AM EDT
Cheeseball Cootiejuice
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:32:55 AM EDT
Pinky diaperhead
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:33:30 AM EDT
poopsie bubblesniffer....wtf is a "bubblesniffer"
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:35:16 AM EDT
Chim-chim Girdlenose. My father was a proud girdlesmith I'll have you know.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:48:02 AM EDT
Greasy Cootiebuns [:(]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:51:51 AM EDT
Cheeseball Gizzardtushie. ...and if anyone calls me that, I will put my foot in their ass! [stick]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:53:57 AM EDT
Squeezit Chickenbrain here... Remember, it takes two hands to squeezit! (Damn, I'm good)
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 10:59:29 AM EDT
ARRGHH...Pinky Girdlebuns [>(]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:03:38 AM EDT
Flunky CootieBrain, at your service. (my friends call me Buttercup)
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:04:49 AM EDT
Squeezit Cootiejuice Sounds disgusting...
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:06:25 AM EDT
loopy bubblelips ummm oookkayyy.......[:E]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:14:33 AM EDT
I'm just a Snotty Cootiehead [>:/]
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[Last Edit: 11/22/2002 11:18:28 AM EDT by medicmandan]
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[Last Edit: 11/22/2002 11:35:54 AM EDT by TheRicker]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:37:13 AM EDT
Lumpy Diaperbuns reporting in.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:39:09 AM EDT
Booger Diaperchunks here.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:40:35 AM EDT
Pinky Chickenhead,wife= Stinky and son Poopsie
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 11:44:55 AM EDT
Loopy Waffletush
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 12:02:56 PM EDT
Chim-chim Girdlebutt present and account for.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 12:07:48 PM EDT
Loopy Wafflehead
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 12:10:30 PM EDT
hi, i'm lumpy diaper chunks,...and i'm an alcoholic... [beer] there's a lot of chunks in the familily.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 12:11:53 PM EDT
Fluffy Gizzard Shorts here, pleased to meet you.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 12:18:11 PM EDT
Cheeseball CootieBrain Yay
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Gidgit Girdlehead!!![beer]
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Loopy Bubbletush
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 1:16:37 PM EDT
Zippy BubbleFanny? It's not that big is it? [turns around] IS IT!?!
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 2:14:48 PM EDT
Crusty Chickenbrain
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 4:13:47 PM EDT
Lumpy BubbleTush, Damn I do have one! Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 4:16:24 PM EDT
Dinky Cootiechunks ? OY! S-I
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Poopsie Chickensniffer
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Lumpy Gizzardsniffer
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 7:21:27 PM EDT
Tulefel Bubblehiney
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