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Posted: 11/15/2002 3:16:31 PM EDT
[url]http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf[/url] The other condiments are ketchup and mayo the cat hangs itself becuase it chooses the wrong one --the womans name is "sushi" and the singer makes the whole bit (all this will make sense) -make sure youre speakers are on- I am still crying from laughing so hard.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 3:24:02 PM EDT
Uh YA[whacko] I want those 2 minutes of my life back [>(]
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 3:26:52 PM EDT
The Japanese are the weirdest people on earth. I realized that years ago.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 3:34:31 PM EDT
The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 3:43:17 PM EDT
Wait........what? What was that thing--a giant robot? Japan's obsession with robots is kinda' creepy. There was a part where the...whatever it is...was in bed with a young girl. That's also creepy. I think the girl was Sailor Moon.
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Does that remind anybody of that Simpsons when the Japanese Detergent Company has Homer's head as their Logo?? Remember that commercial that got sent to Homer before he went to Japan?? Show Me... Show You... Kikkoman!!!! All Right!!!
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 4:57:44 PM EDT
All I can say about the Japanese, after having worked for a Japanese company for the last 16 years is......We didn't drop nearly enough Nukes back in 1945.....Not Nearly enough. Tall Shadow
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:44:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST: The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
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Their women are uglier than Koreans and their food is fish bait.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:46:33 PM EDT
if i click on that, will i see anyone getting jizzed on?
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:48:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST: The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
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Their women are uglier than Koreans and their food is fish bait.
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My wife is Japanese. Care to reconsider? (But you're right about the food.)
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:49:20 PM EDT
The cat hanged itself and the chick slept with soy sauce. What would Hank Hill say about this? "Them Jaaappponese folks just ain't right."
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:50:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST: The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
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Their women are uglier than Koreans and their food is fish bait.
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I have to agree Korean babes look alot better than Japanese, so do chinese. They all eat alot of fish(bait) as you say. It must be what makes them so attractive[;)]
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:53:47 PM EDT
WTF was that? Is that supposed to pass as a Kikkoman Soy Sauce commercial? The cat was kinda weird. Why did they show the guy in bed with the underage chick? Weird shit.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 6:58:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KBaker:
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST: The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
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Their women are uglier than Koreans and their food is fish bait.
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My wife is Japanese. Care to reconsider? (But you're right about the food.)
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No.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 7:01:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST:
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST: The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
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Their women are uglier than Koreans and their food is fish bait.
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I have to agree Korean babes look alot better than Japanese, so do chinese. They all eat alot of fish(bait) as you say. It must be what makes them so attractive[;)]
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I said Koreans because Koreans are known as being consumately unattractive people (at least to most Westerners). The Japanese are actually descended from the Koreans, but they are both really unattractive people. Good looking Oriental chicks include some Chinese and quite a few Vietnamese women.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 7:08:14 PM EDT
You guys are on crack. Japanese women are the most beautiful women in Asia. And their food rocks. But that doesn't make their pop culture any less weird.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 7:14:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By raven: You guys are on crack. Japanese women are the most beautiful women in Asia. And their food rocks. But that doesn't make their pop culture any less weird.
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[rolleyes] Whatever. Their women aren't beautiful at all, and their food is terrible. But these are subjective matters, if you don't agree, fine; maybe you are the one on crack.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 7:15:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST:
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST: The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
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Their women are uglier than Koreans and their food is fish bait.
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I have to agree Korean babes look alot better than Japanese, so do chinese. They all eat alot of fish(bait) as you say. It must be what makes them so attractive[;)]
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I said Koreans because Koreans are known as being consumately unattractive people (at least to most Westerners). The Japanese are actually descended from the Koreans, but they are both really unattractive people. Good looking Oriental chicks include some Chinese and quite a few Vietnamese women.
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You have all of that backwards.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 9:09:06 PM EDT
Well the reason there are so many hot Vietnamese girls is simple-200 years of being a French colony. Lots of them have a European hiding in the family tree. Same thing with Hong Kong/Cantonese girls from so long as a British colony. And same thing with many Japanese girls after 57 years of American presance in their country. Eurasian girls are unbeleivable. They seem to always look better than the rest of EITHER parents family.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 9:26:03 PM EDT
I have a lot of experience - and a lot to say... but I am staying out of this! [devil] Tyler
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 9:32:17 PM EDT
I agree about eurasian chicks, you get the exotic looks along with the slimmer taller genes from the european side, perfect mixture... But then again, there are quite a few hot chicks almost everywhere in the world.
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 9:52:11 PM EDT
OMG, I'm actually siding with Raven here. Remind me to comit seppuku if this ever happens again. Love the Japanese, did a semester over there and I want to go back for a year in Tokyo once my service period is up. Their women are about the same percentage dog/fine as most western women, although I will admit, there seem to be more fine Korean women here in the states than there are japs. Love the food, sushi is the best (it takes a real man to eat a raw fish) and I could live on Ramen (real Ramen, not the Cup-o-Crap kind) and Boa beer. Their culture is VERY funky, but its what happens when you force a warrior culture into a suit and tie. Its the bastard child of east and west. Amoung odd japanese obsessions are big tits (its an american thing too), anything Nazi, giant robots, poetry that doesnt rhyme, and realy awful tea in a realy great ceremony. I'll admit, I'm an addict to Anime, spend over a grand on it every year, not including the stuff I get through my friends. Besides guns its my only other addiction. Reb Gray
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Link Posted: 11/16/2002 6:34:22 AM EDT
Kikko-Man are number one greatest super-hero!
Link Posted: 11/16/2002 8:41:48 AM EDT
Interesting link. Still doesn't beat the all time f'd up factor (japanese girl tied up upside down shitting all over herself)....but interesting. Now take 3 volumes of Urotsukidoji and call us in the morning...
Originally Posted By RebelGray: I'll admit, I'm an addict to Anime, spend over a grand on it every year, not including the stuff I get through my friends. Besides guns its my only other addiction. Reb Gray
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1 grand a year and you call yourself an addict? Man, standards must have dropped recently. Before I got into guns I'd spend about that much every two months. Hell, last year I dropped at least half a grand on just AnimEigo box sets alone!
Link Posted: 11/16/2002 8:53:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By raven: Japanese women are the most beautiful women in Asia.
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Isn't this like saying "that's the best tasting feces I've ever eaten"?
Link Posted: 11/16/2002 7:38:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Helldog40:
Originally Posted By Attman:
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST:
Originally Posted By Redmanfms:
Originally Posted By CAPITALIST: The only good things about the Japanese are thier womenz and thier food[^]
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Their women are uglier than Koreans and their food is fish bait.
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I have to agree Korean babes look alot better than Japanese, so do chinese. They all eat alot of fish(bait) as you say. It must be what makes them so attractive[;)]
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I said Koreans because Koreans are known as being consumately unattractive people (at least to most Westerners). The Japanese are actually descended from the Koreans, but they are both really unattractive people. Good looking Oriental chicks include some Chinese and quite a few Vietnamese women.
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You have all of that backwards.
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Gentlemen, Need I remind you that Redmanfms recently enlisted in the Navy, so I would suppose he is still a teenager, with limited "experience". If he does get afloat, there's a good chance it might be in Asia and he will most likely adjust his opinion. [;)]
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I'm not a teenager. I've been to Asia (China, Vietnam, Thailand, Taiwan, Japan, and South Korea) several times. The impression I get is that some American men have such a hard on for Asians because they are smaller and shorter than the average European woman. I've never really understood it. Most of them aren't the least bit attractive (to me), and the ones that are have very obvious European ancestry. Experience has nought to do with it. The physical attraction is/was never there. I find some Asian women attractive, but the Japanese and the Koreans are at the very bottom of the list.
Link Posted: 11/16/2002 8:27:51 PM EDT
I love Japanese food! Then again, I'm biased.. (And no, I REALLY don't like most of the Japanese 'erotic' stuff)
Link Posted: 11/18/2002 5:07:44 PM EDT
Boy! This thread went to hell in a hurry. AB
Link Posted: 11/18/2002 5:20:17 PM EDT
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Ah! hajimemashite Mr. Sparkel! [img]http://members.tripod.com/~aajjaa/pics/sparkle1.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/18/2002 6:09:15 PM EDT
The Mr. Sparkle Commercial: (A housewife in her kitchen blows a whistle, bringing Mr. Sparkle to life off of his box. He calls to her.) Mr. Sparkle: I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious? (Mr. Sparkle hovers over her dirty dishes, releasing sparkles over them. The dishes' grime disappears. Mr. Sparkle floats to the living room, where he bounces over a baby's xylophone. He then appears underwater, where three women are dancing.) Mr. Sparkle: Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less? (The women stop dancing.) Two of the women: What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of "Mr. Sparkle." Woman: Awsoma power! (Mr. Sparkle blows magic dust over the girls as a graphic of a drumming monkey toy hovers in the upper left of the screen. The dust turns the girls into blue Sumos.) (The scene changes to a reporter interviewing a two- headed cow.) Reporter: Any plans for the summer? (Mr. Sparkle appears and shatters the cow. It's disembodied eyes blink at him. The scene changes to Mr. Sparkle coming at us from an orange background.) Mr. Sparkle: For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!
Link Posted: 11/18/2002 7:27:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Breakfast_Fox: I love Japanese food! Then again, I'm biased.. (And no, I REALLY don't like most of the Japanese 'erotic' stuff)
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Their "erotic" stuff is weird, candle wax, mock rape, weird. I did a six month pump in Okinawa in '99. While there we flew and spent about two months in mainland Japan at Mt. Fuji. And all I got to say is, I missed good 'ole American porn. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/18/2002 7:37:32 PM EDT
I know what you mean, porn is realy wierd over there. One time my friend got a magazine about shiteaters real nasty cuz of their diet. It was slimy and green.
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