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Posted: 11/14/2002 5:12:44 AM EDT
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:14:08 AM EDT
Yikes! Plastic Alien
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:38:05 AM EDT
That's just scary!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:38:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:41:03 AM EDT
Interesting..you can actually see where the incisions were made.. I think he is wearing lipstick The guy is a total freak
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:47:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By medicmandan: WTF?
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Here's the text associated with the picture... Michael Jackson (news) testifies in Santa Maria, California Superior Court, November 13, 2002. The 'King of Pop' was called as a hostile witness in a $21 million breach of contract lawsuit in which a promoter says he lost millions after Jackson cancelled a pair of millennium celebration concerts. (Spencer Weiner, Pool via Reuters)
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:11:12 AM EDT
FREAK!!!!!!!! Fantom....
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:16:13 AM EDT
That's the fastest transformation that I've ever seen... from a young black man to an old white woman.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:27:43 AM EDT
man, even his stuble looks fake
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:34:59 AM EDT
If you had a neighbor who looked like THAT, slept in a hyperbaric chamber, had a pet chimp, and grabbed his crotch in public.... ...would you let your children play at his house?
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:42:02 AM EDT
BONDO!!! WE NEED BONDO!!!!NOW DAMMIT!!!![puke]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:42:58 AM EDT
Q: How do you know it is bedtime at "Neverland"? A: When the big hand is on the little hand. Pedophile freak.........
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Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:04:33 AM EDT
That is, without a doubt, the ugliest Mother Fletcher on the face of the earth. Not to mention (again) that he rapes little children. POFS!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:07:23 AM EDT
Not that the nose isn't bad enough, but I think him having stubble violates the Geneva Convention.
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Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:21:42 AM EDT
How do you know when Michael Jackson is having a party over his house? By the number of BIG wheels parked in the driveway...
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:34:27 AM EDT
Q: How Does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: Out of a catalog.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 7:55:18 AM EDT
Target practice!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:05:16 AM EDT
What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is made out of plastic and dangerous to children. The other is a grocery bag. O.K....I'm done.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:18:41 AM EDT
Why.........??
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:25:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PosterChild: [url]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg[/url]
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Shit, I thought I had stumbled on to the naked Klingon womenz site by accident......had me worried there for a minute.....
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:31:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/14/2002 8:32:06 AM EDT by osprey21]
Well.. we now have threee of these threads running. [url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154522[/url] [url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154529[/url] [img]http://www.mjsite.com/young/okok.jpg[/img] [blue]IBTL[/blue] [:P]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:34:08 AM EDT
what a phuck up on that nose looks like skin was added but it's not sticking too well
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 8:42:00 AM EDT
Otay...I am completely not hungry now. That picture would make an excellent dieting aid! Did you ever notice that his ugly sister LaToya didn't show up on the scene until AFTER Michael and Janet had had plastic surgeries? I guess the three of them got drunk together (Michael, Janet, and their plastic surgeon) and decided to make a little sister out of the scraps! [chainsaw] That picture of the freak is why I much prefer woodworking to plastic surgery. Take too much off, and either way you've ruined the project, but you can burn the wood project! Screw up on the plastic surgery, and the patient has to grow his hair long enough to cover the divot. Imagine being MJ, and being sane. Having to deal with the fact that you plastic surgeried yourself into extreme ugliness can't be an easy thought to confront every time you pass a reflective object! CJ
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 9:01:45 AM EDT
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson.......... Neil Armstrong...WALKED on the moon, and Micheal Jackson . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fucked little boys
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 9:06:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By osprey21: Well.. we now have threee of these threads running. [url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154522[/url] [url]http://ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=154529[/url] [url]http://www.mjsite.com/young/okok.jpg[/url] [blue]IBTL[/blue] [:P]
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Well, at least this one has jokes. I know, it's not much of a redeeming value but hey, I'll take what I can get.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 9:07:51 AM EDT
"...I'd hit it..."
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 10:50:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kaoma: "...I'd hit it..."
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So would I................................. With a FUCKING TRUCK!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 11:02:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 11:03:16 AM EDT
WTF...When did the aliens land? Or is that a mutant? [(:|)]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 11:09:44 AM EDT
Photoshopping will definately bring out how he probably looked to those kids. [img]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=Balzac72&album_id=103554&image_id=19&courtesy=1[/img]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 11:26:31 AM EDT
Michael Jackson (news) testifies in Santa Maria, California Superior Court, November 13, 2002
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Oh my! Thats the town I grew up in! They are so backward there they probably think this is a Major Story, a trial involving a "celebrity", even a washed up has been freak like him.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 11:35:12 AM EDT
Yeah, the rotting nose is a given, but what's up with it's eyes? Those are almost completely round orangutan eyes...really creepy! It's just wrong. Shit, Nick Nolte is more attractive than this abomination.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 11:52:33 AM EDT
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 11:54:47 AM EDT
Q: What do MJ and Kmart have in common? A: They both have little boys underware at 1/2 off.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 1:02:01 PM EDT
[size=5][b]GOOD GOD [/b][/size=5] [puke]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 1:08:22 PM EDT
Real life thriller,yuck!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 1:32:01 PM EDT
My son, a little boy at the time, grew up liking Michael Jackson because of some of the songs he heard on the radio or TV. He had seen "white" Michael a few times as well. One day, when channel surfing, I stumbled across a Michael Jackson video on MTV. It was "dark" Michael. My son happened to be in the room at the time. His eyes went wide. He started to cry. He started screaming at the top of his little lungs: "That isn't Michael Jackson! Look what they've done to him. They've hurt Michael!" It took us about a half-an-hour to get him to calm down and understand that young-dark Michael and older-white Michael were the same person. He is no longer a Michael Jackson fan for some reason.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 1:58:27 PM EDT
It's Osama Bin Jackson! I'd recognize him anywhere!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 2:46:18 PM EDT
Come on, guys, Michael's just developing the costume for his role in the next Planet Of The Apes movie: [img]http://photo.towerrecords.com/pulse/graceland/2002/04/onscreen/planet_of_the-apes.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 3:11:58 PM EDT
It's such a.. how you say.. a Thriller! Whoohoo! It's such a Thriller! Thriller!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 3:41:25 PM EDT
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Is it me or does he have a third nostril on the tip of his nose? Q: Heard of the new Michael Jackson duet with Elton John? A: It's call "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 4:20:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: I am going to try and get Goatboy to write into the conduct code:
No photos of Rosie O'Donnell, Micheal Jackson, Hillary Clinton or Janet Reno shall ever be posted. The punishment for such a horrible crime against humanity shall be public ridicule and subesequent banning.
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On second thought, I'd better not. Somebody is likely to sneak "Willie Nelson" into that clause. Then I would REALLY be in bad shape. [BD]
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And while he's at it, Bill Klinton and Chuckie Shummer. [50] AB
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:11:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/14/2002 5:15:25 PM EDT by cmjohnson]
Originally Posted By Boomer: Come on, guys, Michael's just developing the costume for his role in the next Planet Of The Apes movie:
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[img]http://photo.towerrecords.com/pulse/graceland/2002/04/onscreen/planet_of_the-apes.jpg[/img] I was waiting for someone to pick up on the similarity! But, Helena Bonham-Carter manages to look GOOD as a chimpanzee, while the current edition of Michael Jackson looks like an uglier version of Mephisto's five-assed monkey. (Reference: South Park) [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg[/url][/img] [img]http://www.gleeson0.demon.co.uk/5ass.jpg[/img] CJ
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:33:11 PM EDT
Boy George and MJ did a song together... "I'll beat it for ya"
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:47:09 PM EDT
What the hell is that! Its sure not human.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 5:56:43 PM EDT
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MOMMY!!! GET THE BELT-FED 10 GAUGE!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 6:02:43 PM EDT
Man warn a guy before you post a picture like that. I think I'm gonna lose my dinner !! And to think that freak is a father figure to some poor child.
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 9:56:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SHIVAN:
Originally Posted By Kaoma: "...I'd hit it..."
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So would I................................. With a FUCKING TRUCK!!!
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I have WAY more respect for my truck than you do for yours, aparrently........
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