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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:24:39 PM EDT
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I, fUckIng OwN
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:25:00 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't forget the morons who use commas in place of apostrophes!
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:25:54 PM EDT
[#3]
"your overreacting a little bit? aren't you,
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:26:43 PM EDT
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Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language. Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you. Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language. Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you. Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention. That's the most unique thing I've heard all evening. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:27:58 PM EDT
[#5]
FuCk.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:29:26 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Isn't this a run on sentence? |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:29:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. No one is perfect, and I can forgive a few minor errors. Common misspellings, misapplying "there," "their," and "they're," and using apostrophes as a warning that an "s" is coming up are only minor distractions. Capitalizing every word, a complete failure to paragraph, and poor comma usage are more aggravating. But the posts that I most often find to be not worth deciphering are those in which the writer simply cannot clearly communicate his thoughts; he meanders aimlessly from one poorly expressed idea to another, and after reading the post I have absolutely no idea what he's trying to say. I usually don't attempt a second reading, though I often wonder what it must be like to live with this person's thoughts. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:30:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:30:30 PM EDT
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Grammatical errors are funny. In addition to undermining an individual's intellectual credibility, they imbue a sort of absurdity into the didactic exchange that must be experienced to be appreciated.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:31:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Isn't this a run on sentence? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Isn't this a run on sentence? No, it is not. A run-on sentence looks like this it has multiple subjects and verbs it has nothing to do with length. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:33:13 PM EDT
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This Has Got to Stop; or else- it will get Out of hand,crazy. right |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:33:40 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Take 4 large tablespoons of Pepto Bismol and post in the morning. You should feel much better by then. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:34:01 PM EDT
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My favorite is quotation marks for emphasis.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:34:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Take 4 large tablespoons of Pepto Bismol and post in the morning. You should feel much better by then. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Take 4 large tablespoons of Pepto Bismol and post in the morning. You should feel much better by then. Pepto may hamper my ability to carry out my mission.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:35:07 PM EDT
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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason? I like..................dots |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:35:49 PM EDT
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Do you even teach, bro?
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:36:09 PM EDT
[#17]
nm. pics not loading.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:37:13 PM EDT
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Pepto may hamper my ability to carry out my mission. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Take 4 large tablespoons of Pepto Bismol and post in the morning. You should feel much better by then. Pepto may hamper my ability to carry out my mission. Alright, i will recommend a suppository. OTC Ducolax. Take it, feel it, live it. Follow up with your primary carry physician as needed. No copay needed today, just you feeling better is all the thanks we need. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:39:10 PM EDT
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Grammar isn't important anymore.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:42:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:42:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This. Only three dots are ever needed. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason? This. Only three dots are ever needed. I think most of us remember _A certain person who posted this way... I've often wondered how he graduated college with this writing style... I'm convinced that this is evidence of an abnormal psychological condition that would be a worthy topic for a Psy.D dissertation... |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:42:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:43:49 PM EDT
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Here I thought Bob Newhart was an ARFCOMMER...
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:44:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Grammar isn't important anymore.  |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:46:13 PM EDT
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Founding fathers made up there own rules on the fly about what syntax was right. The average sentence in the consitution is 100 words and all that. Ben Franklin would capitalize everything randomly. Theodore Roosevelt Decided that everyone should stop English for a second and switch to phonically correct wordage like
"Thru= through" and "Tho=though". Not kidding and he wrote about 40 books during his life. To ever split an Infinitive is incorrect. 
Don't use contractions. 
These things are also on their way out and we are all guilty of them. ETA: I know there are my mistakes in my above post. But this isn't my capstone paper and fuck you you are not my professor.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:52:14 PM EDT
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My favorite is quotation marks for emphasis. Quote HistoryQuoted:
My favorite is quotation marks for emphasis. Few things grind my gears more than that shit. Today
"Fresh" Meat Yeah, I'll pass. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 7:55:18 PM EDT
[#27]
The OP.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:01:20 PM EDT
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No, it is not. A run-on sentence looks like this it has multiple subjects and verbs it has nothing to do with length. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Isn't this a run on sentence? No, it is not. A run-on sentence looks like this it has multiple subjects and verbs it has nothing to do with length. Wouldn't a comma after "this" abolish the run on sentence? |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:02:15 PM EDT
[#29]
This thread is brought to you by......
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:06:09 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. You're giving me the stink eye, ain't 'ya. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:07:45 PM EDT
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You're giving me the stink eye, ain't 'ya. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. You're giving me the stink eye, ain't 'ya. He is on suppositories now, he will be okay.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:13:39 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Do it, I dare yo'u; We had exterminators, come out the other day to kill a massive yellow jacket nest, in the overhang on our' porch. After 5 cans of spray we couldn't kill'em; So the exterminato'r came out. But it's up in the ceiling of the overhang, so they have to come back out, to finish them off, by taking off some of the, wood. So, do, it; I double do'g dair U. Youll get, stung like. a million; zillion times. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:17:31 PM EDT
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Thsnks for teh rmeinder.
Ill cherish it forevr! |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:19:54 PM EDT
[#34]
thread, poop
poo'p Thread pooP tHreaD' |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:20:47 PM EDT
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Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. OP, you are not the first to attempt to school these hillbillies on the basic aspects of common sense, third grade grammar. We will lose this fight.  |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:22:10 PM EDT
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Dude, should have opt'd for the pepto................................................................
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:23:05 PM EDT
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RuLz, is for puNKs and
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:25:12 PM EDT
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I've noticed the worst grammar from members living in the south.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:26:17 PM EDT
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why ???????
99% have no clue about grammars ... ......... does it really matters so much ????? |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:27:12 PM EDT
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Loose - Not tight.
Lose - Opposite of "find" |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:29:02 PM EDT
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And Until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Add starting sentences with "and" to your list. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:37:13 PM EDT
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I've noticed the worst grammar from members living in the south. Oh, really? You realize that south should be capitalized due to the way you use it in your sentence, don't you? |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:38:57 PM EDT
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Add starting sentences with "and" to your list. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And Until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Add starting sentences with "and" to your list. See my post on page one. |
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:39:17 PM EDT
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i Almost, usually AlWays neveR pUt capitAl letter'S in the Wrong plaCe.
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Posted: 9/9/2013 8:40:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:19:25 AM EDT
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See my post on page one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And Until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Add starting sentences with "and" to your list. See my post on page one. This is pretty much the way it is when someone calls out errors. Keep an eye on them and you will see several errors on their part.
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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:40:23 AM EDT
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Knock, it, off, you, guys, this Is serious' sHit
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Posted: 9/10/2013 5:52:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is pretty much the way it is when someone calls out errors. Keep an eye on them and you will see several errors on their part. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And Until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all. Add starting sentences with "and" to your list. See my post on page one. This is pretty much the way it is when someone calls out errors. Keep an eye on them and you will see several errors on their part. It's not an error, or even "old school" vs. "new school". |
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Posted: 9/10/2013 5:21:59 PM EDT
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What about posts that consist of single-sentence paragraphs, each ending in an ellipseellipsis... I think most of us remember _A certain person who posted this way... I've often wondered how he graduated college with this writing style... I'm convinced that this is evidence of an abnormal psychological condition that would be a worthy topic for a Psy.D dissertation... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason? This. Only three dots are ever needed. I think most of us remember _A certain person who posted this way... I've often wondered how he graduated college with this writing style... I'm convinced that this is evidence of an abnormal psychological condition that would be a worthy topic for a Psy.D dissertation... FIFY...
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Posted: 9/10/2013 5:26:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason. Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g. Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma. Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.  |
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