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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:23:04 PM EDT
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she outta put a new bushing in that thing every 3,000-5,000 peckers.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:23:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What an unfortunate looking young lady.  |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:24:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:24:53 PM EDT
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If you are the 100,000th guy do you think balloons and confetti will rain
down from the ceiling when you finish?......I would think so right? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:25:13 PM EDT
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Nickname....boner garage
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:25:31 PM EDT
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Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How many members do we have on this site? http://coed.com/2013/08/29/say-hello-to-the-woman-who-wants-to-sleep-with-100000-men/ Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. "You've got that lady's mileage!" 
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:26:01 PM EDT
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A key that opens all the locks is an awesome key, a lock that is opened by all the keys is a shitty lock...just saying.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:28:38 PM EDT
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A key that opens all the locks is an awesome key, a lock that is opened by all the keys is a shitty lock...just saying. You saying I shouldnt mount her cooter on my doornob? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:29:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Say she boinks 100,000 men, and they're all over the age of 24. Per wikipedia, that's an average of 3.5 mL of semen every time. 100,000 x 3.5mL= 350,000mL. = 350L of fluid. 1 liter equals 0.2641 gallons. 350x 0.2641= 92 gallons of semen. Average size of a mouthful of stuff is 21mL. 350,000/21= 16666.66 mouthfuls. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How many gallons?.... Never mind. Say she boinks 100,000 men, and they're all over the age of 24. Per wikipedia, that's an average of 3.5 mL of semen every time. 100,000 x 3.5mL= 350,000mL. = 350L of fluid. 1 liter equals 0.2641 gallons. 350x 0.2641= 92 gallons of semen. Average size of a mouthful of stuff is 21mL. 350,000/21= 16666.66 mouthfuls.  |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:30:25 PM EDT
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Unless it involved Hillary. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can not think of anything more dissatisfying than a sexual episode involving her. Unless it involved Hillary. Maybe a Feinstein/Reno sammich? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:33:29 PM EDT
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You saying I shouldnt mount her cooter on my doornob? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A key that opens all the locks is an awesome key, a lock that is opened by all the keys is a shitty lock...just saying. You saying I shouldnt mount her cooter on my doornob? You do what ever you like. |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:35:22 PM EDT
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Say she boinks 100,000 men, and they're all over the age of 24. Per wikipedia, that's an average of 3.5 mL of semen every time. 100,000 x 3.5mL= 350,000mL. = 350L of fluid. 1 liter equals 0.2641 gallons. 350x 0.2641= 92 gallons of semen. Average size of a mouthful of stuff is 21mL. 350,000/21= 16666.66 mouthfuls. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How many gallons?.... Never mind. Say she boinks 100,000 men, and they're all over the age of 24. Per wikipedia, that's an average of 3.5 mL of semen every time. 100,000 x 3.5mL= 350,000mL. = 350L of fluid. 1 liter equals 0.2641 gallons. 350x 0.2641= 92 gallons of semen. Average size of a mouthful of stuff is 21mL. 350,000/21= 16666.66 mouthfuls. The Lovin' Reservoirful... 
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:37:29 PM EDT
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Unless it involved Hillary. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can not think of anything more dissatisfying than a sexual episode involving her. Unless it involved Hillary. Young Hillary or Hillary as she currently is? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:38:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Young Hillary or Hillary as she currently is? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I can not think of anything more dissatisfying than a sexual episode involving her. Unless it involved Hillary. Young Hillary or Hillary as she currently is? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:38:59 PM EDT
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"You've got that lady's mileage!" http://saprotiva.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/George-Carlin1.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How many members do we have on this site? http://coed.com/2013/08/29/say-hello-to-the-woman-who-wants-to-sleep-with-100000-men/ Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. "You've got that lady's mileage!" http://saprotiva.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/George-Carlin1.jpg Show me the Carfucks! |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:41:43 PM EDT
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Meh, if I weren't married, I maybe would smash...
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:42:06 PM EDT
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In a row?
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:43:50 PM EDT
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In other news...
70,000 arfcommers gain hope of losing their virginity. |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:46:28 PM EDT
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Send her to Camp Pendleton for a good start.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:48:54 PM EDT
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I shall deny her my essence.
(Not that difficult considering my appearance!  )
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Posted: 8/29/2013 8:51:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/29/2013 9:08:59 PM EDT
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If you are the 100,000th guy do you think balloons and confetti will rain down from the ceiling when you finish?......I would think so right? Empty heroin baggies and dried semen flakes? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 9:16:23 PM EDT
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Send her to Camp Pendleton for a good start. Then fly her over to Camp Lejeune |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 9:18:43 PM EDT
[#24]
FPNI. Also that's fucking disgusting.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 9:23:56 PM EDT
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Fugly
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Posted: 8/29/2013 9:27:57 PM EDT
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Then fly her over to Camp Lejeune Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Send her to Camp Pendleton for a good start. Then fly her over to Camp Lejeune Well, she'd be about done at that point. Ride the trainwreck anyone? Videos would be made. |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 9:32:05 PM EDT
[#27]
The new BF may need this:
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Posted: 8/29/2013 9:58:49 PM EDT
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Empty heroin baggies and dried semen flakes? That sounds like some sort of satanic breakfast cereal. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:05:42 PM EDT
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It says she's 21, but she looks more like 30. Daymn, already worn out at that young.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:09:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:27:41 PM EDT
[#31]
The wife just saw me load the page. Her reaction was awesome!! "WTF are you looking at!!!" ha ha ha ha
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:36:35 PM EDT
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I bet her daddy is so proud of her.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:36:53 PM EDT
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If you are the 100,000th guy do you think balloons and confetti will rain down from the ceiling when you finish?......I would think so right? No she has the confetti hidden inside her. |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:39:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:43:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet her daddy is so proud of her. Who do you think was the first guy on the way to her world record? I just hope she's keeping an eye out for excessive wear:  |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:47:34 PM EDT
[#36]
Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:52:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full. Yeah, who wants to stand in line for hours? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:53:47 PM EDT
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She is deviant, a whore and mentally ill.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:55:37 PM EDT
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Yeah 21 years old? She looks like a used up 34 year old.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What an unfortunate looking young lady. Yeah 21 years old? She looks like a used up 34 year old. Came here to post this. That bitch has been rode hard. I cant imagine how far down those meat curtains are going to hang. Probably slap her knees as she walks. 
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Posted: 8/29/2013 10:59:36 PM EDT
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Uhh...
Liveleak murder video at some point in her travels? |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:08:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet her daddy is so proud of her. Her daddy is #10,087 so he is at the end of the line Won't he be surprised when he hears is daughter yell NEXT |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:09:03 PM EDT
[#42]
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Maybe a Feinstein/Reno Napolitano sammich? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can not think of anything more dissatisfying than a sexual episode involving her. Unless it involved Hillary. Maybe a Feinstein/Reno Napolitano sammich? Now I can beat off to the image of those juicy paunches. |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:10:16 PM EDT
[#43]
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Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How many members do we have on this site? http://coed.com/2013/08/29/say-hello-to-the-woman-who-wants-to-sleep-with-100000-men/ Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. Who does that 
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:10:46 PM EDT
[#44]
It's been a little over 2 years since I've had any pie,would not hit.
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:15:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:41:12 PM EDT
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Rest assured, it's gonna look like this when she's done...
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:47:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Rest assured, it's gonna look like this when she's done... http://dyn3.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B9%2F4%2F3%2F2%2F9432269%5D%2Csizedata%5B450x2000%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D It won't be that clean or that dry. |
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Posted: 8/29/2013 11:59:47 PM EDT
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How many gallons?.... Never mind. Using 1 teaspoon as "The Average", 130.21 gallons |
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Posted: 8/30/2013 12:03:12 AM EDT
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Ack!
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Posted: 8/30/2013 12:07:08 AM EDT
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Well I figure it will look like this only more bigger.
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