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she outta put a new bushing in that thing every 3,000-5,000 peckers.
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If you are the 100,000th guy do you think balloons and confetti will rain
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A key that opens all the locks is an awesome key, a lock that is opened by all the keys is a shitty lock...just saying.
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You saying I shouldnt mount her cooter on my doornob? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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A key that opens all the locks is an awesome key, a lock that is opened by all the keys is a shitty lock...just saying. You saying I shouldnt mount her cooter on my doornob? You do what ever you like. |
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Quoted: Young Hillary or Hillary as she currently is? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I can not think of anything more dissatisfying than a sexual episode involving her. Unless it involved Hillary. Young Hillary or Hillary as she currently is? |
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"You've got that lady's mileage!" http://saprotiva.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/George-Carlin1.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How many members do we have on this site? http://coed.com/2013/08/29/say-hello-to-the-woman-who-wants-to-sleep-with-100000-men/ Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. "You've got that lady's mileage!" http://saprotiva.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/George-Carlin1.jpg Show me the Carfucks! |
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In other news...
70,000 arfcommers gain hope of losing their virginity. |
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I shall deny her my essence.
(Not that difficult considering my appearance! ) |
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It says she's 21, but she looks more like 30. Daymn, already worn out at that young.
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The wife just saw me load the page. Her reaction was awesome!! "WTF are you looking at!!!" ha ha ha ha
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Maybe a Feinstein/Reno Napolitano sammich? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I can not think of anything more dissatisfying than a sexual episode involving her. Unless it involved Hillary. Maybe a Feinstein/Reno Napolitano sammich? Now I can beat off to the image of those juicy paunches. |
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Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How many members do we have on this site? http://coed.com/2013/08/29/say-hello-to-the-woman-who-wants-to-sleep-with-100000-men/ Figure the average male penis size is 6 in. Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol) Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200. Divide by 12. Divide by 5280. That's 1,893.9 miles of dick. Who does that |
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It's been a little over 2 years since I've had any pie,would not hit.
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Quoted: Rest assured, it's gonna look like this when she's done... http://dyn3.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B9%2F4%2F3%2F2%2F9432269%5D%2Csizedata%5B450x2000%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D View Quote It won't be that clean or that dry. |
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