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Posted: 11/3/2002 12:08:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/3/2002 12:10:41 PM EDT by Combat_Jack]
"Disgustipated" And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........ This is necessary. It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin. " Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too. Sometimes it just feels good to troll.
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 12:17:40 PM EDT
A hearty round of snaps for your 666th post!! [img]www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/apocalypse/art/pic_antichrist.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 12:21:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 2:18:12 PM EDT
If you smoke 1 less rock that shit will last a lot longer
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 2:28:45 PM EDT
always wondered what the hell Maynard was preaching about in that song...
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 2:42:54 PM EDT
And you can hang with his merry band of followers at the [url=http://www.churchofsatan.com/]Church of Satan![/url]
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 2:46:47 PM EDT
.....not enough love as a child....
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 3:01:57 PM EDT
"ava satanis"
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 3:07:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 3:14:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Combat_Jack: "Disgustipated" And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........ This is necessary. It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin. " Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too. Sometimes it just feels good to troll.
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And this is your brain on drugs.
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 3:24:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By llanero: always wondered what the hell Maynard was preaching about in that song...
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I think he was wailing on the idiocy of liberal morons, actually. [:D] Then again, Maynard's a disturbed individual. Half-crazed and cynical, but I love Tool's music. Any band that writes a song about Californians being full of it and prays that the state goes falling into the ocean with a chorus of "Learn to swim..." is ok by me. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 3:30:44 PM EDT
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This is nessasary
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 4:00:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 6:22:04 PM EDT
*waves hand in sign of the cross at Jack* THE POWER OF CHIRST COMPELS YOU!!!! lol... :)
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 6:35:05 PM EDT
Combat_Jack were you dropped on your head as a child????[whacko]
Link Posted: 11/3/2002 6:36:20 PM EDT
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