Damn, that's pathetic. I went through Lackland AFB in 1983, and I'm not claiming it was like The Island, but it was certainly tougher than what your friend described.
Funny Air Force story:
I was a Security Police K-9 handler stationed at Kunsan AB, ROK in 1986. One of the nice things about being overseas was that you had access to equipment (like night-vision devices)that it would have taken an act of congress to check out stateside.
Well we had one lieutenant who must have thought he was a ninja-in-training because he was always trying to sneak up on posts undetected. One particular night I was posted out at Kilo-25, a stretch of fenceline on the ass-end of the base which was completely unlit. About halfway through my shift, the lieutenant calls for me to meet him. I arrive, give my post briefing, and he tells me that I should have detected him in my area sooner. I tell him that I've been watching him for the last twenty minutes and describe the route that he took. He asks how I could have seen him, and I swing around my CAR-15 with attached Starlight scope and tell him I've been watching him through this.
Funny, I never saw him out on my post again.