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Posted: 11/1/2002 5:02:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:05:45 PM EDT
[#1]
Yeah, I'd like to see THAT!

Oh wait, no I wouldn't. . .[:D]
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:06:09 PM EDT
[#2]
That ought to really send the fruitcakes buzzing!
MM419
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:06:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:07:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:16:57 PM EDT
[#5]
So, what should we do?

Buy MRE's, water, toilet paper?

More ammo?  (would steel core hold up better under the heat?)

I know - let's all pile in the warp drive ships and leave while we still can!

Or, we set off all the nukes and create a nuclear winter, thereby countering the increased heat from the sun.  Yah, that's the ticket.
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:26:48 PM EDT
[#6]
Universal Warming ???????????? [>:/]

How did we do that?
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:31:22 PM EDT
[#7]
I sure wish they would try to find out whateer happened to the Bat Boy. Weekly World News is the finest in journalism.
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:32:11 PM EDT
[#8]
If I max out my credit cards and it don't happen can I sue?
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:32:52 PM EDT
[#9]
It was actually caused by buildup of ozone when we stopped producing CFCs....

The rays bounced back to the sun, causing "sunnal warming..."

We need to use a gigantic super soaker to gert it cooled down.  That is our only hope...

Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:40:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:41:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Only six years to go!

I have stuff to do in that case,I must fulfill the great passion of my life.

Anybody know where you can get a good deal on rubber chickens and a trapeze?
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:49:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:56:36 PM EDT
[#13]
"European Space Agency"?
Now that's funny!

That's kinda like the "Middle Eastern Bathing Society"
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 5:59:59 PM EDT
[#14]
Screw the ammo and MREs, I'm gonna buy every marshmallow, Hershey's Bar, and graham cracker that Wal-Mart has!  [;)]
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 7:48:35 PM EDT
[#15]
I hope it happens at night.
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 8:17:58 PM EDT
[#16]
I just put the sprinkler on my roof and tuned it on full blast.  I suggest everyone else do the same......
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 8:23:15 PM EDT
[#17]
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I hope it happens at night.
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um...oh nevermind.
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 8:25:20 PM EDT
[#18]
[img]http://photo.msn.s8.com/MS8zLzEwMzYzMDc3NDUvMS80MDE4LzE1NS8zMi94R2VBSWEyalBVendmWmMxYXVzUV9B/4de523c0093a7848b67c40754eefe418/clbk=HcZNnT9kkUjJN*dS!owuvxZXeZ5fGMec9g69DEstWTwS69avbrj2zQTRjb*Z3J1DzqQEOE4tdgU$/jpg.jpg[/img]

Oh we're in some purdy shit nowww!!!
Thats it, GAME OVER MAAAANNNN! Game over!

Link Posted: 11/1/2002 9:02:08 PM EDT
[#19]
This article is by George Sanford...is that Lamonts son?? Maybe this is some sort of conspiricy to bring attention back to the junk yard....makes you kind of wonder...


WAS
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 9:05:15 PM EDT
[#20]
Note to self,   pickup a fire suit, batteries and a couple of spare bulbs.
Oh yes, make one of those little boxes that's used to watch the eclipse so you don't hurt your eyes.
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 9:11:10 PM EDT
[#21]
i ain't worried, it's night time here.
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 9:27:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

I know - let's all pile in the warp drive ships and leave while we still can!
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Someone best make sure that the fucking DemocRats don't sneak on board. [;)] Bastids would likely pass into law that they get all the seats
Link Posted: 11/1/2002 9:31:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Everyone turn your ice cube makers on high quick!
And open the frig door as a backup.
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