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Posted: 4/12/2001 7:11:29 PM EDT

And Jesus thought he had a heavy cross to bear? Bring on the Romans!

Posted: 4/12/2001 11:16:52 PM EDT

[#1]

PMS ..... you mean "Bring on the Trojans" [:D]

Posted: 4/12/2001 11:30:19 PM EDT

[#2]

Yea, I took flak a couple of days ago, thank God its almost over....for the month anyway
must be a full moon or high tide or something

Posted: 4/12/2001 11:34:35 PM EDT

[#3]

Do you guys know why they call it PMS?
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Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!!

Chuck

Posted: 4/12/2001 11:41:55 PM EDT

[#4]

The 3 to 4 days of agony is worth the transformation back to a rabbit again.....
:-)

Posted: 4/12/2001 11:44:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Anything that bleeds for five days out of every month and does not die is freakin supernatural.

Chuck
(Who can post stuff such as this with impunity, because the significant other fell asleep)

Posted: 4/13/2001 3:03:41 AM EDT

[#6]

PMS=Pack My Suitcase

Posted: 4/13/2001 3:20:02 AM EDT

[#7]

[img]www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-124-04.jpg[/img]

Posted: 4/13/2001 7:51:02 AM EDT

[#8]

Okay, granted I'm one of the....ummm hummmm... older guys on the board. So I am going to offer this is a subtle warning. Once you are married to a woman that has either had a hysterectomy or been through menopause you will long for the days when it only lasted five days a month.
I've been through this a few times (I've been married more times than Liz Taylor) and have an entire theory about a government funded program in which we establish clinics where men can go to receive free dart guns and darts loaded with estrogen. I'll share the theory if anyone is interested.

Posted: 4/13/2001 7:54:13 AM EDT

[#9]

PMS ain't shit.
Wait till you get one pregnant. PMS is like reserve training for pregnancy. Pregnancy is like PMS on high voltage. That's when they REALLY go batshit ! !

Posted: 4/13/2001 9:04:10 AM EDT

[#10]

If it weren't for certain "body parts"...there would be a bounty on them...

Posted: 4/13/2001 9:50:55 AM EDT

[#11]

Any thing that bleeds for seven days and don't die,must be the devil!

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:01:59 AM EDT

[#12]

Like you guys are such joys to live with every day of the year... [;)]

You'd be grumpy, too, if you knew that once a month your breast were going to hurt, you were going to have cramps that could drop an elephant and that you were going to have to cork yourself for 5 days. And goodness forbid you wear white pants anywhere in the vicinity of your time of the month because [i]you will be early[/i]....

And this does not include crying for no apparent reason. We hate it as much as you do.

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:14:03 AM EDT

[#13]

I have known some males and females that had CMS (constant menstral syndrome).

I myself am suffering from terminal PDS (poontang deficiency syndrome) and am in dire need of a cure.

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:25:22 AM EDT

[#14]

Imbroglio,

Might I offer a suggestion? Whining about your lack of tail is the biggest turnoff in the world. Suck it up, get some lotion and some mags and [i]get a hobby![/i]

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:30:27 AM EDT

[#15]

Miss Magnum, can you help me out and give me hands on instruction? Woo hoo!

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:34:02 AM EDT

[#16]

I've already got my hands full.. but thank you ever so much for that implication. Did I mention [i]I'm[/i] premenstral right now?

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:44:58 AM EDT

[#17]

Originally Posted By Miss Magnum:
Imbroglio,

Might I offer a suggestion? Whining about your lack of tail is the biggest turnoff in the world. Suck it up, get some lotion and some mags and [i]get a hobby![/i]

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This kitten gots claws!!
hehe
c-rock
[url]www.illinois-shooter.org

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:49:00 AM EDT

[#18]

[b]jhencrt[/b]
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[b]If it weren't for certain "body parts"...there would be a bounty on them...[/b]

Thanks man........I was just taking a sip of coffee when I read your post.
Sprayed coffee all over the monitor. [:)]

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:54:28 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Okay, granted I'm one of the....ummm hummmm... older guys on the board. So I am going to offer this is a subtle warning. Once you are married to a woman that has either had a hysterectomy or been through menopause you will long for the days when it only lasted five days a month.

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[size=5][red]THAT'S A SUBTLE WARNING!?!?[/red][/size=5]
That's like finding out that "the light at the end of the tunnel" is a phukin freight train!
PLEASE say you're lying, say it's a belated April fools joke (YOU WIN!), say you're kidding, ANYTHING - this isn't funny!

Posted: 4/13/2001 10:57:32 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Once you are married to a woman that has either had a hysterectomy or been through menopause you will long for the days when it only lasted five days a month.

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PLEASE say you're lying, say it's a belated April fools joke (YOU WIN!), say you're kidding, ANYTHING - this isn't funny!

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This is why God invented divorce. [spank]

Posted: 4/13/2001 11:31:21 AM EDT

[#21]

One of the wierd things about PMS is that when women live together or very closely their cycles will synchronize.

Abroad a Navy ship the women live closely and their cycles do fall the same week. Imagine 300 women all suffering PMS on their shipmates at the same time. Working side-by-side for 12 and 14 hour days, seven days a week for six months on end. The more senior women aren't an issue like the younger ones are for many reasons.

Posted: 4/13/2001 11:38:12 AM EDT

[#22]

PMS= Psychotic Mood Swings

Posted: 4/13/2001 1:32:31 PM EDT

[#23]

Maggie I am the most conscientious man a woman could ever hope to meet regarding such matters. But even then, when a lady is experiencing the unavoidable and unpleasant side effects of PMS of sore breast and tender uterus and I offer to, selflessly, gently massage them purely in the interest of releaving her pain and suffering the offer is, more times than not, met with scorn and derision.

Posted: 4/13/2001 1:45:05 PM EDT

[#24]

There`s actually something that`s harder to figure out.....hysterectomy....i know they don`t do them as often as in the past, so hope none of you have to experience it. but it does happen, often for physical reasons, which was our case. the wife was young at the time.....man..there is NO figuring that one out!!!!![heavy]

Posted: 4/13/2001 2:01:09 PM EDT

[#25]

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If it weren't for certain "body parts"...there would be a bounty on them...

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nothing more needs to be said, I believe NOW is targeting all who post on this thread. watch your back.

LOCK AND LOAD

Brian

Posted: 4/14/2001 4:39:32 PM EDT

[#26]

Janus, your picture was worth 10,000 words. Yeah, Ms. Magnum I beleive ya that the physical symptoms of PMS must be no day at the beach, but do do you all have to take it out on us innocent men? Just minding our own business, make some innocuous comment, and get both barrels right in the face?

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