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Posted: 10/28/2002 6:06:20 AM EDT
> A Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready > to jump! > "Stop," he yelled, "Remember you're someone who has value!" > > The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of value in the stock market!" > > "But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan. > > "She divorced me." > > "Your children! Remember your children," yelled the Texan. > > "They never call," said the man. > > "Then your parents. Remember your parents," yelled the Texan. > > "Dead as doornails," said the man. > > "Then 'Remember the Alamo'," yelled the Texan. > > "What's the Alamo?" inquired the man. > > And the Texan replied: "Jump, you Yankee son of a bitch!"
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