> A Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready
> to jump!
> "Stop," he yelled, "Remember you're someone who has value!"
>
> The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of value in the stock
market!"
>
> "But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan.
>
> "She divorced me."
>
> "Your children! Remember your children," yelled the Texan.
>
> "They never call," said the man.
>
> "Then your parents. Remember your parents," yelled the Texan.
>
> "Dead as doornails," said the man.
>
> "Then 'Remember the Alamo'," yelled the Texan.
>
> "What's the Alamo?" inquired the man.
>
> And the Texan replied: "Jump, you Yankee son of a bitch!"

lmao

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