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Posted: 10/25/2002 10:34:00 PM EDT
[img]http://www.andpop.com/images/jlo1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.scoopy.net/nippletweaker.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.scoopy.net/j-lo.htm[/url] Pop princess Jennifer Lopez has a personal nipple-tweaker on hand for music video emergencies. The director of her new video wanted to see more of her nipples through her top as she shot a video for her new album THIS IS ME....NOW. So, pressed into service for a duty most men can only dream of, a member of her entourage was up to the challenge. (Second-last picture). Darn it. I missed that ad in the want ads. I saw the one for the Rosie O'Donnell nipple tweaker, but I passed and called Arby's instead for an assistant night manager job. Another member of J-Lo's entourage was on hand to squeeze water into her mouth. (Final picture) He applied for the nipple job, but his SAT scores were too low. So stay in school, kids.
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 10:37:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 10:38:41 PM EDT
Betcha they didn't have to tweak her butt, because that always seems to show up [i]really[/i]well in her videos![:D]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 10:46:50 PM EDT
SteyrAUG or Lordtrader...
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 10:53:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Combat_Jack: SteyrAUG or Lordtrader...
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Damn you!!! Now I have to re-do the poll. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 10:55:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 10:57:55 PM EDT
Yeah and while you're doing her (in your dreams), make certain to notice the little tattoo that she has way, way up along her inner thigh next to her [i][b]pudendum[/b][/i]. It says, simply, [b]'Puff Daddy was here, and here, and here.'[/b] Now, do you feel lucky, punk, well? Eric The(KeepsMeOnTheStraightAndNarrow!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 11:29:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 11:43:52 PM EDT
[sex]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 11:59:17 PM EDT
Here's one for the sweet womenz of DU...
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[img]http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0664[1].jpg[/img]
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