Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Posted: 10/25/2002 6:47:40 PM EDT
Go aheadm ask me anything! I have the answers to all your problems. "The Doctor is in" Sgtar15 PS. Please, no questions from Computer Guy
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:50:54 PM EDT
Why does my knee hurt?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:50:55 PM EDT
If my balls itch is it ok to scratch them in public with out trying to distract onlookers first?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:56:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Why does my knee hurt?
View Quote
You're getting old.
If my balls itch is it ok to scratch them in public with out trying to distract onlookers first?
View Quote
As long as you are wearing a cup. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:56:32 PM EDT
I want to do some ballistic testing. My original plan was to get some corporate backing, buy a dozen or two frozen turkeys and a butt load of various ammo types. Thaw the turkeys and fill them with jello and fruit cocktail. Then dress them in little leather jackets and take them to the range. Then a friend of mine told me I would do better to use small pigs. The problem is the leather jackets cost more for the small pigs, and I'm having a little trouble raising enough money. Any suggestions?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:57:25 PM EDT
I am trying to match an AR upper and a lower. Do you think that burgundy will go with mauve? Should the upper be mauve, or are they interchangeable? I think that a chintz magazine would really add a touch of color to the whole setup, what do you think?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:58:39 PM EDT
I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:04:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-10: I want to do some ballistic testing. Any suggestions?
View Quote
I highly suggest kittens, with little squirrel fur coats.
Do you think that burgundy will go with mauve? Should the upper be mauve, or are they interchangeable?
View Quote
NO!! Muave should be blended/matched with an opposing color...like teal.
I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations?
View Quote
Easy, don't date anyone under 5'5". Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:11:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U: I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations?
View Quote
sgtar15 if you don't mind I would like to take this,it really hits home for me. M4,It's ok to like asian chicks a white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2. This way she can translate for the other asian girls so your white chicks don't feel left out. Your bigest problem with be keep'n the asian's occupied sence white girls take longer,try getting a Play Station.
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:14:06 PM EDT
You really do have all the answers! That is amazing!!! OK. Here's a toughy. My wife snores a lot. Loudly. She is constantly snoring herself awake, and then punching me in the ribs and demanding I roll over. She gets pretty cranky about it sometimes. Should I take her bedside gun away from her?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:17:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By buck_nay_kid: M4,It's ok to like asian chicks and white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2.
View Quote
I agree...as long as the lower half is 100% American pu$$y!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:19:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-10: OK. Here's a toughy. My wife snores a lot. Loudly. She is constantly snoring herself awake, and then punching me in the ribs and demanding I roll over. She gets pretty cranky about it sometimes. Should I take her bedside gun away from her?
View Quote
Hell yes!! And buy her some Ductape for the snooring!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:23:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By buck_nay_kid: M4,It's ok to like asian chicks and white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2.
View Quote
I agree...as long as the lower half is 100% American pu$$y!! Sgtar15
View Quote
I agree,but rember what they say about eating asian. After an hr. or so you what more.
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:29:45 PM EDT
What's that flaky crap I just found caked under the rubber drain cover of my dispose-all? Why did the dry wall contractor cut off the water to my apartment and leave it off? Will you give me a dollar?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:33:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Squib: What's that flaky crap I just found caked under the rubber drain cover of my dispose-all?
View Quote
Calcium build up
Why did the dry wall contractor cut off the water to my apartment and leave it off?
View Quote
He's a union worker
Will you give me a dollar?
View Quote
View Quote
No SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:35:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Why does my knee hurt?
View Quote
You're getting old.
View Quote
You're mean. Here's my other question (it's been on my mind this entire week): If I'm running a moderated multiple regression on cross-sectional survey data, testing for two-way interaction effects between independent variables simultaneously, how do I decide what order to enter the mutliplicative interaction terms in the second regression model (after centering the data to reduce multi-collinearity, and assuming that GLM assumptions hold)? Also, should I just evaluate the statistical significance by the regression beta-weight of the terms, or would it be prudent to use the change in R-squared between the cumulative models?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:35:49 PM EDT
which would make a bigger mess, shooting myself in the head with my .45 or with my .377 magnum?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:38:33 PM EDT
Wow sgtar15, you should do this more often! Free Great advice, where else can I find that? Ok, since where on the topic of my bitches.... My girl wants to bring another girl into our eh uhhh "activities", but she doesn't have anyone in mind, how can I introduce a girl to her for this? [:d]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:40:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof: Here's my other question (it's been on my mind this entire week): If I'm running a moderated multiple regression on cross-sectional survey data, testing for two-way interaction effects between independent variables simultaneously, how do I decide what order to enter the mutliplicative interaction terms in the second regression model (after centering the data to reduce multi-collinearity, and assuming that GLM assumptions hold)? Also, should I just evaluate the statistical significance by the regression beta-weight of the terms, or would it be prudent to use the change in R-squared between the cumulative models?
View Quote
You are doing it backwards.....try turn it around.
which would make a bigger mess, shooting myself in the head with my .45 or with my .377 magnum?
View Quote
Depends, are you using hollowpoints or Ball ammo? Please test on sample kittens for effectiveness....and please post pics after you do yourslef in so we can all learn. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:42:40 PM EDT
hollow points in both rounds i'll see if i can round up some neighbor cats and post some test pictures, i think i might have trouble posting pics of my tests on myself though
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:43:24 PM EDT
argghhh, that should have been .357, not .377
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:46:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U: Wow sgtar15, you should do this more often! Free Great advice, where else can I find that? Ok, since where on the topic of my bitches.... My girl wants to bring another girl into our eh uhhh "activities", but she doesn't have anyone in mind, how can I introduce a girl to her for this? [:d]
View Quote
Ah, I wrote a thesis about this very subject. Here's what you do. Have an "Adult Party". Invite as many single people and couples as you can. At this party you can play various types of games. Games like "Truth or Dare"; where you put various "Truth or Dare" paperslips in a hat. Each person takes turns taking a paperslip form the hat and must do what it says. On these pieces of paper you writye things like "Dare: rub you breasts on another person" or "What's your deapest fantasy". Now you also must be very open minded for this to work. Whatever woman expresses interest in showing or doing anything with your wife is the one you want to pursue. Also, take your wife to a strip club....she will get lots of attention....trust me on this!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:46:49 PM EDT
Why do they call them buildings if they're already built? Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo? OK, theae are old and tired but DAMN-IT they need to be answered!
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:48:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1_153_370_371_407: argghhh, that should have been .357, not .377
View Quote
And [b]that[/b] is why I have the advice column and you don't.[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:48:22 PM EDT
There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:51:06 PM EDT
The man is an absolute genius [:D]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:54:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:54:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FiveO: Why do they call them buildings if they're already built?
View Quote
Otherwise they would be downings.
Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together?
View Quote
Because they are a part of something (ie common wall)
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
View Quote
Blame the Italians
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
View Quote
Urban Legand, there are no roads in Hawaii
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
View Quote
Again...Ductape
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
View Quote
It is part of the "Dumbing Down" of America...blame communism
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?
View Quote
So "the man" can charge you more. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:00:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Defcon: What day of the week will I shoot my first elk this year?
View Quote
Not exactly sure, but it will be a day that ends with a "y".
Will my wife ever give my oral when I come home from work, without me asking?
View Quote
Not a freaking chance in hell dude!!!
Is anyone uglier than Janet Reno?
View Quote
Hell no!! Reno is large and by far the ugliest man alive!!
There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it?
View Quote
Depends, is it a BMW with a bad tranny? Sgtar15 Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:02:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/25/2002 8:03:43 PM EDT by raptor660r]
they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!!
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:04:40 PM EDT
Just who is the famous "Player to be named later" that everyone in sports is trading for, and why is he so famous? fullclip
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:05:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it?
View Quote
Depends, is it a BMW with a bad tranny? Sgtar15 Sgtar15
View Quote
Nah - it's a Mustang. I think he said it had some custom body work, and had only been bled in once or twice. So whadaya think? [:D]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:07:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/25/2002 8:43:48 PM EDT by sgtar15]
Originally Posted By raptor660r: they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!!
View Quote
Don't worry, Bubba will take care of all your sheet for you Gus..no
Just who is the famous "Player to be named later" that everyone in sports is trading for, and why is he so famous? fullclip
View Quote
That would be Blaze_of_Glory. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:14:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By raptor660r: they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!!
View Quote
Don't worry, Bubba will take care of all your sheet for you Gus..no Sgtar15 PS. I must now go, I will be back later to answer all your questions but what about the peanuts??????????
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:26:12 PM EDT
When I saw the tpic, I had at least ten questions. After reading the questions and answers, I forgot all my questions. This happens more often all the time (forgetting things before I get to do them). Is there a cure for this? And what is it?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:41:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Wasted-life: Is there a cure for this? And what is it?
View Quote
You need to go shooting more. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:42:16 PM EDT
Why does ear wax taste so bad?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:47:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlammO: Why does ear wax taste so bad?
View Quote
SO you won't try to light your ears. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 9:37:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: "Dare: rub you breasts on another person"
View Quote
That's it. I am DEFINITELY going to the New AR15.com Texas Shoot !! [:D]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 9:48:17 PM EDT
If you're so good at giving advice, why don't you get paid millions for it like Dr. Laura? [:D] If so many people, with all their weight and new buildings have moved to the west coast, how come the cliffs on the left coast are higher than the shore line on the right coast?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 9:52:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pthfndr: If so many people, with all their weight and new buildings have moved to the west coast, how come the cliffs on the left coast are higher than the shore line on the right coast?
View Quote
Easy Rosie O'Donnel Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 9:23:29 PM EDT
How do I remove a plastic stock that has been epoxied onto a aluminum tube without destroying the stock or the tube?
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 7:40:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jetlag: How do I remove a plastic stock that has been epoxied onto a aluminum tube without destroying the stock or the tube?
View Quote
Try Nail Polish remover to disolve the epoxy. If that don't work take a blow torch to the buttstock and melt it away. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 7:50:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:01:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 82ndAbn: Why has the AMA switched the ACLS protocols to use Amiodarone instead of Lidocaine? And why would you still hang a Lidocaine drip if you converted someone on Amiodarone?
View Quote
Company Policy. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:17:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By 82ndAbn: Why has the AMA switched the ACLS protocols to use Amiodarone instead of Lidocaine? And why would you still hang a Lidocaine drip if you converted someone on Amiodarone?
View Quote
Company Policy. Sgtar15
View Quote
LMAO I Bow before your greatness! Q: how much power do vortex generators make?
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:19:37 AM EDT
Why is Tyler always getting me into trouble? Should I try to stop him, or embrace my darker side? Eric/Tyler
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:20:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By Wasted-life: Is there a cure for this? And what is it?
View Quote
You need to go shooting more. Sgtar15
View Quote
Got the oportuniity to take your advice yesterday. It worked well. I forgot everything else.[:)]
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:21:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 7IDL: Q: how much power do vortex generators make?
View Quote
Vortex do not generate, they reduce flash signature. Nice try[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:22:38 AM EDT
Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong? Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip? Who was that man?
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:24:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EricE: Why is Tyler always getting me into trouble? Should I try to stop him, or embrace my darker side? Eric/Tyler
View Quote
A mna is not judged by what he thinks or believes, he is judged soley by his actions. You are what you do. It is only you that can truly answer this question for yourself.....try meditation...or beer. Sgtar15
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Top Top