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Posted: 10/25/2002 6:47:40 PM EDT
Go aheadm ask me anything!

I have the answers to all your problems.

"The Doctor is in"

Sgtar15

PS.  Please, no questions from Computer Guy
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:50:54 PM EDT
[#1]
Why does my knee hurt?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:50:55 PM EDT
[#2]
If my balls itch is it ok to scratch them in public with out trying to distract onlookers first?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:56:15 PM EDT
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Why does my knee hurt?
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You're getting old.

If my balls itch is it ok to scratch them in public with out trying to distract onlookers first?
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As long as you are wearing a cup.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:56:32 PM EDT
[#4]
I want to do some ballistic testing. My original plan was to get some corporate backing, buy a dozen or two frozen turkeys and a butt load of various ammo types. Thaw the turkeys and fill them with jello and fruit cocktail. Then dress them in little leather jackets and take them to the range.

Then a friend of mine told me I would do better to use small pigs. The problem is the leather jackets cost more for the small pigs, and I'm having a little trouble raising enough money.

Any suggestions?

Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:57:25 PM EDT
[#5]
I am trying to match an AR upper and a lower.  Do you think that burgundy will go with mauve?  Should the upper be mauve, or are they interchangeable?

I think that a chintz magazine would really add a touch of color to the whole setup, what do you think?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 6:58:39 PM EDT
[#6]
I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:04:01 PM EDT
[#7]
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I want to do some ballistic testing.

Any suggestions?

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I highly suggest kittens, with little squirrel fur coats.

Do you think that burgundy will go with mauve? Should the upper be mauve, or are they interchangeable?

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NO!!  Muave should be blended/matched with an opposing color...like  teal.

I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations?
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Easy, don't date anyone under 5'5".

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:11:04 PM EDT
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I love Asian porn, The last 5 girlfriends have been Asian, How do I make the switch from Asian fever to Caucasian sensations?
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sgtar15 if you don't mind I would like to take this,it really hits home for me.


M4,It's ok to like asian chicks a white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2.
This way she can translate for the other asian  girls so your white chicks don't feel left out.
Your bigest problem with be keep'n the asian's occupied sence  white girls take longer,try getting a Play Station.
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:14:06 PM EDT
[#9]
You really do have all the answers!
That is amazing!!!

OK. Here's a toughy.

My wife snores a lot. Loudly. She is constantly snoring herself awake, and then punching me in the ribs and demanding I roll over. She gets pretty cranky about it sometimes.

Should I take her bedside gun away from her?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:17:08 PM EDT
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M4,It's ok to like asian chicks and white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2.
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I agree...as long as the lower half is 100% American pu$$y!!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:19:55 PM EDT
[#11]
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OK. Here's a toughy.

My wife snores a lot. Loudly. She is constantly snoring herself awake, and then punching me in the ribs and demanding I roll over. She gets pretty cranky about it sometimes.

Should I take her bedside gun away from her?
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Hell yes!!  And buy her some Ductape for the snooring!!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:23:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
M4,It's ok to like asian chicks and white chicks at the same time in fact it's best if you have a girl that is 1/2 and 1/2.
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I agree...as long as the lower half is 100% American pu$$y!!

Sgtar15
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I agree,but rember what they say about eating asian.
After an hr. or so you what more.
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:29:45 PM EDT
[#13]
What's that flaky crap I just found caked under the rubber drain cover of my dispose-all?

Why did the dry wall contractor cut off the water to my apartment and leave it off?

Will you give me a dollar?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:33:10 PM EDT
[#14]
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What's that flaky crap I just found caked under the rubber drain cover of my dispose-all?
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Calcium build up

Why did the dry wall contractor cut off the water to my apartment and leave it off?
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He's a union worker

Will you give me a dollar?
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No

SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:35:13 PM EDT
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Why does my knee hurt?
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You're getting old.

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You're mean.



Here's my other question (it's been on my mind this entire week):

If I'm running a moderated multiple regression on cross-sectional survey data, testing for two-way interaction effects between independent variables simultaneously, how do I decide what order to enter the mutliplicative interaction terms in the second regression model (after centering the data to reduce multi-collinearity, and assuming that GLM assumptions hold)?  Also, should I just evaluate the statistical significance by the regression beta-weight of the terms, or would it be prudent to use the change in R-squared between the cumulative models?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:35:49 PM EDT
[#16]
which would make a bigger mess, shooting myself in the head with my .45 or with my .377 magnum?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:38:33 PM EDT
[#17]
Wow sgtar15, you should do this more often! Free Great advice, where else can I find that?

Ok, since where on the topic of my bitches....
My girl wants to bring another girl into our eh uhhh "activities", but she doesn't have anyone in mind, how can I introduce a girl to her for this? [:d]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:40:06 PM EDT
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Here's my other question (it's been on my mind this entire week):

If I'm running a moderated multiple regression on cross-sectional survey data, testing for two-way interaction effects between independent variables simultaneously, how do I decide what order to enter the mutliplicative interaction terms in the second regression model (after centering the data to reduce multi-collinearity, and assuming that GLM assumptions hold)?  Also, should I just evaluate the statistical significance by the regression beta-weight of the terms, or would it be prudent to use the change in R-squared between the cumulative models?
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You are doing it backwards.....try turn it around.

which would make a bigger mess, shooting myself in the head with my .45 or with my .377 magnum?
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Depends, are you using hollowpoints or Ball ammo?  Please test on sample kittens for effectiveness....and please post pics after you do yourslef in so we can all learn.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:42:40 PM EDT
[#19]
hollow points in both rounds

i'll see if i can round up some neighbor cats and post some test pictures, i think i might have trouble posting pics of my tests on myself though
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:43:24 PM EDT
[#20]
argghhh, that should have been .357, not .377
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:46:37 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Wow sgtar15, you should do this more often! Free Great advice, where else can I find that?

Ok, since where on the topic of my bitches....
My girl wants to bring another girl into our eh uhhh "activities", but she doesn't have anyone in mind, how can I introduce a girl to her for this? [:d]
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Ah, I wrote a thesis about this very subject.  Here's what you do.  Have an "Adult Party".    Invite as many single people and couples as you can. At this party you can play various types of games.  Games like "Truth or Dare";  where you put various "Truth or Dare" paperslips in a hat.  Each person takes turns taking a paperslip form the hat and must do what it says.  On these pieces of paper you writye things like "Dare: rub you breasts on another person" or "What's your deapest fantasy".  Now you also must be very open minded for this to work.  Whatever woman expresses interest in showing or doing anything with your wife is the one you want to pursue.

Also, take your wife to a strip club....she will get lots of attention....trust me on this!!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:46:49 PM EDT
[#22]
Why do they call them buildings if they're already built?

Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a

shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?

OK, theae are old and tired but DAMN-IT they need to be answered!
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:48:09 PM EDT
[#23]
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argghhh, that should have been .357, not .377
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And [b]that[/b] is why I have the advice column and you don't.[;)]

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:48:22 PM EDT
[#24]
There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:51:06 PM EDT
[#25]

The man is an absolute genius [:D]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:54:14 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 7:54:32 PM EDT
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Why do they call them buildings if they're already built?
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Otherwise they would be downings.

Why do they call them apartments if they're so close together?
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Because they are a part of something (ie common wall)

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Blame the Italians

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Urban Legand, there are no roads in Hawaii

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
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Again...Ductape

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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It is part of the "Dumbing Down" of America...blame communism

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?
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So "the man" can charge you more.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:00:28 PM EDT
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What day of the week will I shoot my first elk this year?
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Not exactly sure, but it will be a day that ends with a "y".

Will my wife ever give my oral when I come home from work, without me asking?
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Not a freaking chance in hell dude!!!

Is anyone uglier than Janet Reno?
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Hell no!!  Reno is large and by far the ugliest man alive!!

There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it?
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Depends, is it a BMW with a bad tranny?

Sgtar15

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:02:33 PM EDT
[#29]
they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!!
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:04:40 PM EDT
[#30]


 Just who is the famous "Player to be named later" that everyone in sports is trading for, and why is he so famous?   fullclip
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:05:00 PM EDT
[#31]
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There's this guy - Computerguy - that wants to sell me a car. Should I buy it?
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Depends, is it a BMW with a bad tranny?

Sgtar15

Sgtar15
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Nah - it's a Mustang. I think he said it had some custom body work, and had only been bled in once or twice. So whadaya think? [:D]
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:07:40 PM EDT
[#32]
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they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!!
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Don't worry, Bubba will take care of all your sheet for you

Gus..no

Just who is the famous "Player to be named later" that everyone in sports is trading for, and why is he so famous? fullclip
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That would be Blaze_of_Glory.

Sgtar15



Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:14:03 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
they put me in a round room and told me to shit in the corner. what should i do???duck im frunk!!!
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Don't worry, Bubba will take care of all your sheet for you

Gus..no

Sgtar15

PS.  I must now go, I will be back later to answer all your questions

but what about the  peanuts??????????
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:26:12 PM EDT
[#34]
When I saw the tpic, I had at least ten questions. After reading the questions and answers, I forgot all my questions. This happens more often all the time (forgetting things before I get to do them). Is there a cure for this? And what is it?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:41:41 PM EDT
[#35]
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Is there a cure for this? And what is it?
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You need to go shooting more.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:42:16 PM EDT
[#36]
Why does ear wax taste so bad?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 8:47:49 PM EDT
[#37]
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Why does ear wax taste so bad?
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SO you won't try to light your ears.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 9:37:35 PM EDT
[#38]
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"Dare: rub you breasts on another person"
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That's it.

I am DEFINITELY going to the New AR15.com Texas Shoot !! [:D]

Link Posted: 10/25/2002 9:48:17 PM EDT
[#39]
If you're so good at giving advice, why don't you get paid millions for it like Dr. Laura? [:D]

If so many people, with all their weight and new buildings have moved to the west coast, how come the cliffs on the left coast are higher than the shore line on the right coast?
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 9:52:02 PM EDT
[#40]
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If so many people, with all their weight and new buildings have moved to the west coast, how come the cliffs on the left coast are higher than the shore line on the right coast?
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Easy

Rosie O'Donnel

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 9:23:29 PM EDT
[#41]
How do I remove a plastic stock that has been epoxied onto a aluminum tube without destroying the stock or the tube?
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 7:40:27 AM EDT
[#42]
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How do I remove a plastic stock that has been epoxied onto a aluminum tube without destroying the stock or the tube?
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Try Nail Polish remover to disolve the epoxy.

If that don't work take a blow torch to the buttstock and melt it away.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 7:50:20 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:01:06 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Why has the AMA switched the ACLS protocols to use Amiodarone instead of Lidocaine?

And why would you still hang a Lidocaine drip if you converted someone on Amiodarone?
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Company Policy.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:17:00 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why has the AMA switched the ACLS protocols to use Amiodarone instead of Lidocaine?

And why would you still hang a Lidocaine drip if you converted someone on Amiodarone?
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Company Policy.

Sgtar15
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LMAO

I Bow before your greatness!


Q: how much power do vortex generators make?
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:19:37 AM EDT
[#46]
Why is Tyler always getting me into trouble? Should I try to stop him, or embrace my darker side?

Eric/Tyler
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:20:02 AM EDT
[#47]
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Is there a cure for this? And what is it?
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You need to go shooting more.

Sgtar15
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Got the oportuniity to take your advice yesterday. It worked well. I forgot everything else.[:)]
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:21:11 AM EDT
[#48]
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Q: how much power do vortex generators make?
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Vortex do not generate, they reduce flash signature.

Nice try[;)]

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:22:38 AM EDT
[#49]
Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the bop In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Who put the dip In the dip da dip da dip?

Who was that man?
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 8:24:10 AM EDT
[#50]
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Why is Tyler always getting me into trouble? Should I try to stop him, or embrace my darker side?

Eric/Tyler
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A mna is not judged by what he thinks or believes, he is judged soley by his actions.  You are what you do.  It is only you that can truly answer this question for yourself.....try meditation...or beer.

Sgtar15
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