A Redskins fan is in Dallas for the weekend and
decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and
waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other
patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I
get a beer please?"

"We don't serve Redskins fans. This is a Cowboys bar."

"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The
bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third
degree.

"What are you doing in Dallas?"

"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."

"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.

"Oh, I mount animals."

The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys,
don't worry about this one, he's one of us."

An airplane is landing at the San Antonio airport.  It's just come through hellatious turbulence.  Two guys in the terminal watching are suprised to see 150 midgets exit the plane.  
"I've never seen so many midgets in my life!" exclaims the first one.
The second calmly explains "Those aren't midgets, just Texans with the shit scared out of them."

LOL.  Thanks, Chimborazo.

DrMark