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Posted: 10/22/2002 8:15:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 8:16:22 AM EDT by Santyth]
Going through some photos, these two seemed particularly asking for either some photoshopping, or a simple caption. [img]santyth.home.mindspring.com/DC-shooter/Caption1.jpg[/img] [img]santyth.home.mindspring.com/DC-shooter/caption2.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:19:52 AM EDT
oldie but goldie for the bottom pic... "where be my check?"
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:21:31 AM EDT
1) OH, SHIT!!!!! WE FORGOT MOM'S BIRTHDAY AGAIN!!!!! 2) Maybe it [b]IS[/b] Boris and Natasha. Scott
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:26:33 AM EDT
Top pic: Looks like pot to me...book um Drano!! 2nd Pic: I'm going to be famous!!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:31:32 AM EDT
Top pic looks like they are wearing condoms with the resevoir tips for hats.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:32:55 AM EDT
Top pick, cop lifting pant leg....."You can stop looking for the source of that sh*t smell...I think I just stepped in it."
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:48:42 AM EDT
#1 Yes ..pay close attention fellas...the reason these blooms are small is definately because of a loss of nitrogen and if you'll notice a lack of aration in the soil as well. We'll talk about this more in depth when we get back to the donut shop. #2 I be gettin me one of those hiper cast 2000 reels wit my overtime moneys.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:54:16 AM EDT
Top... Who let Lorena Bobbit get hold of a knife again?? Bottom... Is it "red skies in morning, or red skies at night that is bad?" WWoodworth
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:56:12 AM EDT
[img]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=redray&album_id=86221&image_id=49¶m=38430[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:12:27 AM EDT
[img]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=redray&album_id=86221&image_id=50¶m=71429[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:17:17 AM EDT
[img]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=redray&album_id=86221&image_id=51¶m=33497[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:24:08 AM EDT
1. Relax, joe. It don't matter that you stepped on the .308 casings... we were only told to look for .223. ifn it ain't .223, we ain't worried 'bout it. [sniper] 2. [stick]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:28:23 AM EDT
[img]http://boards.rennlist.com/upload/Cap3.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:29:56 AM EDT
Top pic: [b]Cop in red:[/b] Now, what was that dudes name? [b]Cop with yellow hood:[/b] John Wayne Bobbett
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:39:40 AM EDT
[img]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=redray&album_id=86221&image_id=52¶m=71819[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:45:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:50:21 AM EDT
Top: Man, do smell something!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:11:32 AM EDT
da chief needs "justin" hair!!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:14:52 AM EDT
1. Budget cuts affect everyone. 2. I've seen GWB use this look; worked for him. -or- I wonder if they'll get Denzel to play me?
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:29:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By redray: [url]http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=redray&album_id=86221&image_id=49¶m=38430[/url]
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ROFLMAO [:D] and they really had to authenticate that...
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:37:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 10:39:03 AM EDT by eshell]
[b]"I didn't notice how pretty these flowers were before we busted that pot shipment. . were they there before?"[/b] [img]santyth.home.mindspring.com/DC-shooter/Caption1.jpg[/img] [b]Montgomery County's Finest[/b] [img]santyth.home.mindspring.com/DC-shooter/caption2.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:42:25 AM EDT
1.Sam, those purple flowers will accentuate your purple Bushy lower. 2.Why are my men on that live feed on national tv picking flowers?
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 11:51:59 AM EDT
bottom pick "damn, my finger do smell like fish" top pick " damn, my ass do smell like moose"
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 12:12:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 12:24:05 PM EDT by Lumpy196]
(pic added for effect) [img]http://photo.msn.s8.com/MS8zLzEwMzU0MTEzNjMvMS80MDE3LzE1NS8zMi9pc21IT­E5Vc3RmYnBiUFZDQ250Tlpn/73544a4f423f0fd7b5d960875119650e/clbk=HcZNnT9kkUjJN*dS!owuvxZXeZ5fGMecnIK55KF!TuiZo­DI3EVoIxs!tstKbNbuVDHOMZR8cb1s$/jpg.jpg[/img] "Check this out, my pants match these blue ones..." "My coat matches THESE ones, and they're purdier" "So what, my coat matches the McDonalds sign" "I hate this sh**.....for the love of God, its raining out." "Billy's payin' for the coffee and donuts when we're done."
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 12:19:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 12:27:54 PM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 12:27:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 12:32:26 PM EDT by Green_Furniture]
[IMG]http://santyth.home.mindspring.com/DC-shooter/caption2.jpg[/IMG] [b]Hmmmmmm. Ovitz says that Moosehead needs a new spokesman....but I just don't know about [i]"THE MOOSE IS LOOSE IN MARYLAND"[/i] until we catch this guy.[/b]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 4:14:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lumpy196: (pic added for effect) [url]http://photo.msn.s8.com/MS8zLzEwMzU0MTEzNjMvMS80MDE3LzE1NS8zMi9pc21IT­E5Vc3RmYnBiUFZDQ250Tlpn/73544a4f423f0fd7b5d960875119650e/clbk=HcZNnT9kkUjJN*dS!owuvxZXeZ5fGMecnIK55KF!TuiZo­DI3EVoIxs!tstKbNbuVDHOMZR8cb1s$/jpg.jpg[/url] "Check this out, my pants match these blue ones..." "My coat matches THESE ones, and they're purdier" "So what, my coat matches the McDonalds sign" "I hate this sh**.....for the love of God, its raining out." "Billy's payin' for the coffee and donuts when we're done."
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I don't know why, but this strikes me as the funniest thing so far. [;)]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 4:59:10 PM EDT
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fmoose01%2EJPG[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:48:30 PM EDT
Top: still life, pesants harvesting the poppy fields. bottom: What me worry?
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 5:53:20 PM EDT
Top pic looks like what happens around here on payday!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 6:15:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Max_Power: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fmoose01%2EJPG[/url]
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" damn i wish we had a kyspy kreme here"
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:23:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Max_Power: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fmoose01%2EJPG[/url]
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Goddamn... [b]that's[/b] the new winner. I, um... feel like I should have prizes or something. Uhh...[:)]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 7:42:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Max_Power: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Max%5FPower%2Fmoose01%2EJPG[/url]
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ROTFLMAO!!!![:D] Too fu#$*ng funny!![:D] -T.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:05:03 PM EDT
Photo #1 Line from Clear and Present Danger... "Sniper At Your Feet!!" C.g.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:07:15 PM EDT
Photo #1 Line from Clear and Present Danger... He had lunch here Sir.. Dam, He took a Sh#t too... C.g.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:34:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: I wonder if they'll get Denzel to play me?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! How true!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:39:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By captainpooby: [url]www.ar15.com/members/albums/captainpooby%2Fsniper%2520caption%25202%2Ejpg­[/url] Anybody hear that noise?
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Almost missed it. LOL!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 8:54:35 PM EDT
How long before I get banned at Glocktalk?[:D] [url]http://glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1083049#post1083049[/url]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:01:26 PM EDT
From RBAD`s Thread on Glock Talk [img]http://glocktalk.com/attachment.php?s=4b3e0f6b9013cedbe558f14f99f1d309&postid=1083080[/img]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:20:17 PM EDT
Pic #1: God these people are unpatriotic. Just red and blue flowers, no white! Pic #2: Man I'm in deep!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 9:50:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2002 9:54:46 PM EDT by steenkybastage]
[img]http://members.cox.net/jvarney2/Caption1.jpg[/img] [img]http://members.cox.net/jvarney2/caption2.jpg [/img] ::edit:: doh, so it's oviously not the url command, what do I use to make picutre show up in thread? NM, I got it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:27:46 PM EDT
Digger!
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 10:41:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By steenkybastage: [url]http://members.cox.net/jvarney2/Caption1.jpg[/url] [url]http://members.cox.net/jvarney2/caption2.jpg [/url] ::edit:: doh, so it's oviously not the url command, what do I use to make picutre show up in thread? NM, I got it.
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nice edit. my PSG at airborne school always called us "booger eaters." i guess chief moore must've been in the same platoon [:)]
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 11:04:40 PM EDT
1st pic: Damn foo, they making me wear da target jacket just cause I'm da brother. CNN reporting on the pic : " ... is now believed that the sniper is the person who reversed the one on the gas station sign and is now believed by expert John Smith to be a..." 2nd pic: "... if I look like I'm thinking they won't ask me any more hard questions..."
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 6:26:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By steenkybastage: [url]http://members.cox.net/jvarney2/caption2.jpg [/url]
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WE have a WINNER! [bounce]
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 7:34:51 AM EDT
LOL, I liked the "picker" one myself. I think it should be captioned: "Mining the green ore" or something similar. Then one can look at the original picture (with his finger on his lips like he just ate it) as the after picture.
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 7:51:55 AM EDT
Guys, I'm torn between reminding you that Chief Moose is a hard-working, well-meaning person trapped in an impossible situation. Given the circumstances, I doubt I could do better. On the other hand, I'm trying not to wet myself, I'm laughing so hard. Must....stop....looking....at....silly....pictures
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 7:59:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AlphaBobRI: Guys, I'm torn between reminding you that Chief Moose is a hard-working, well-meaning person trapped in an impossible situation.
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Well then maybe somebody should remind him and he should start acting like it.
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 8:07:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 8:16:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cmymud: Do you work wif him?
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Kind of a long commute from RI to MD, isn't it? No, sorry, I don't work 'wif' him. I just happen to think he is a good man caught in a very bad situation; somebody who is in above his head, through no fault of his own. As a result, he looks less than stellar.
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 8:37:36 AM EDT
Top: Let's look in here just incase he's a pansey. Bottom: "Look what gotdamn affermative action did for me. Every mofo in de werld is looking at my dumbass to solve dis shit." WWJD What Would Jesse Do
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