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Posted: 10/14/2002 3:27:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2002 3:31:42 PM EDT by The_Macallan]
Here is our illustrious crime-fighter showing off the PO Box address where you can [b]mail in[/b] your "sniper-sighting" tips (by snail mail obviously!). Be sure to include full postage and if it's a REALLY good tip and you send it on Friday, be sure allow three days (no mail delivery on Sunday) until it arrives. Oh and be sure to note the "corrected" 9-digit ZIP code which is so CLEARLY SEEN and PROFESSIONALLY DONE on Chief Moose's scrap of paper (or is that a cocktail napkin?) he had folded in his pocket just moments ago: [img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/68521/11_21_101402_moose.jpg[/img] From:[url=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,65637,00.html]Fox News[/url] Edited to add: [b]Holy Shit! What a fucking MORON!!! [/b]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:35:25 PM EDT
Thanks for Plaviding furder claricafation on dat numba. We need ta work togever ta figure out deese flustrating communication plobrems
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:43:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: [img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/68521/11_21_101402_moose.jpg[/img] Can you say "Photoshop me"? [}:D]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:46:57 PM EDT
He is a man clearly in over hishead, and filling a position he should have never been appointed to. I'm quite sure his wealthy white constituants appointed him becuase he was the most qualified applicant.
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:49:40 PM EDT
They're hoping the perp(s) will send 'em a postcard.........from bumfu*k Egypt!!
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:51:47 PM EDT
A weiner and a whiner... Proof positive
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:52:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15fan: He is a man clearly in over hishead, and filling a position he should have never been appointed to.
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Yeah, what he said....
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:55:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 3:56:40 PM EDT
I'm sure Chief Moose is a fine human being and a nice fellow. But good God, why is he the chief of police of a major metropolitan suburb?!!
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:01:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2002 4:02:28 PM EDT by AR15fan]
Originally Posted By magnum_99: But good God, why is he the chief of police of a major metropolitan suburb?!!
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We all know exactly why.
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:05:05 PM EDT
Of course when some observant patrol officer, or the Feds, catch the Sniper(s) for him, Time magazine will name Chief Moose "Man of the year" and he will be in People's "Sexiest man alive" issues.
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:07:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:12:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By magnum_99: I'm sure Chief Moose is a fine human being and a nice fellow.
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No, he is an anti-gun communist...
But good God, why is he the chief of police of a major [red]anti-gun communist[/red] metropolitan suburb?!!
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Isn't the answer obvious???
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:19:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2002 4:24:59 PM EDT by MinuteMan3]
How unprofessional that is to hold up a folded up piece of paper that someone made useing Microsoft word on there computer! The least they could have done was use a more thicker piece of paper and not folded it all up! Little things like that definetly show the public the lack of organizational skills of the people that are suppose to be out trying to find the persons resposible for the killings! If you want to envoke public confidence you should be trying to show a large portion of professionalism and orginizational skills to the public when you address them. Simple things such as a clean and well pressed uniform, and any and all documents that you wish to show the public should be kept in a folder so as to that they are not wrinkled or folded. Also any documents that you wish to show to the public should be done up in a proffessional manner, not done up on someones computer within 2 minutes using microsoft word. What a lame ass cheif moose is, he was a puppet for the liberal politicians in oregon before he left the portland police bureou, and he is a puppet for the liberal politicans there on the east coast! Ya makes me feel safer that he is over on the east coast, and not still in portland! Edited to add: Chief Moose worked for the Portland city police. He was the right hand man for the Mayor of Portland Vera Katz, which she is the most leftist liberal idiotic head up her ass politician in this area! Portland,Oregon has a nickname, it is called Moscow on the Willamette River. Chief Moose hates the fact that people can use firearms to defend themselves, he hates the fact the citizens can own firearms, and he is no friend to people who own any and all types of assualt rifles! Cheif Moose is about as anti-gun as they come! Good luck all you assualt rifle owners over there on the east coast, you got a winner for gun control with Chief Moose!
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:20:12 PM EDT
[beavis mode] He said Moose Boner [/beavis mode] [:D]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:24:38 PM EDT
[mushmouth] Heyba, nowba holdba onba justba minuteba.....Iba madeba thatba posterba allba byba myba selfba. [/mushmouth]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 4:55:03 PM EDT
[img]http://home.attbi.com/~j.roorda/11_21_101402_moose2.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 5:05:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2002 5:06:17 PM EDT by Fearandloathing37]
Hey this from the highly educated guys that take a week to Photoshop up a picture of a white Chevy Astro van.
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 5:28:59 PM EDT
Now, now. The MooseMan was probably a real headsplitter back in the day. It's all about that phat retirement now though, brother! Catch somebody or not, MooseMan will get paid in the end.
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 5:30:45 PM EDT
lol! ibtl
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 5:39:27 PM EDT
It's An Anagram!!! They've made contact with the shooter and are communicating via the popular media, giving him instructions!! Drop the numbers and you get : BAG GORE BUMP OX THIRD OK, we all know who "Gore" is - is he expected in the DC/MD area anytime soon? All we gotta figure is if "OX" has something to do with being "gored" or a different one time sheet code or hmmmmmm...
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 5:49:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 5:57:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer: so now they are telling the sniper which PO box to stake out to keep them from getting those tips. mike
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OMG, that'd be a pisser. Laughing in spite of myself.
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 6:04:32 PM EDT
" erethay isyay absolutelyay othingnay ongwray itway ocietysay ere.hay it'syay illstay azycray afteryay allyay esethay ears.yay" The normal non pig latin tranlation is: " There is absolutely nothing wrong with society here. It's still crazy after all these years." Sorry, I never learned the moose latin version.
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 6:29:27 PM EDT
[img]www.members.aol.com/ericsorenson/moose.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 6:55:42 PM EDT
[img]http://members.verizon.net/~vze2ncbk/moose.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 7:07:10 PM EDT
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Zardoz%2Fmoose%2Ejpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 7:20:23 PM EDT
HOT NEWS FLASH . . . . MOOSE NABS OWN PARTNER AS SUSPECT! [img]http://quartz2.cyberstation.net/~dwpaul/pix_files/moose-004.jpg[/img] "It was them "sniper" goggles that gave him away!"
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 7:27:15 PM EDT
JETLAG... ROTFLMAO!
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 7:40:29 PM EDT
[img]http://hstrial-RHingston.homestead.com/files/moose.JPG[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 7:52:22 PM EDT
Jetlag! I havn't laughed that hard in weeks. I'm sure my neighbors are wondering what the f*** is going on in my apt. Awesome!
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 8:02:15 PM EDT
[img]http://www.geocities.com/lilbaby_frog/11_21_101402_moose.jpg[/img] couldn't resist
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 8:29:28 PM EDT
dropdbombnow: Very funny! LMFAO!!
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 9:20:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2002 9:26:26 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
Here's my amateur shot at it with paintbrush: [img]http://home.fuse.net/maclifto/moose.jpg[/img] How you likie?
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 9:50:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By liberty86:
Originally Posted By magnum_99: I'm sure Chief Moose is a fine human being and a nice fellow.
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No, he is an anti-gun communist...
But good God, why is he the chief of police of a major [red]anti-gun communist[/red] metropolitan suburb?!!
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Isn't the answer obvious???
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part 1- sarcasm part 2- rhetorical question
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 10:03:41 PM EDT
Where can I host my pic I "Photoshopped" using Paint? Scott
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 10:12:50 PM EDT
You guys are too much... [%|]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 10:13:22 PM EDT
I did it as an attachment on GlockTalk, and started a "Photoshop" thread..... [url]http://www.glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1064321#post1064321[/url] Scott
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 10:13:48 PM EDT
you can e-mail it to me at jclifton@woh.rr.com
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 10:15:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dropdbombnow: HOT NEWS FLASH . . . . MOOSE NABS OWN PARTNER AS SUSPECT! [url]http://quartz2.cyberstation.net/~dwpaul/pix_files/moose-004.jpg[/url] "It was them "sniper" goggles that gave him away!"
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Moose and squirrel!!!!!!!!!!! Scott
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 10:49:07 PM EDT
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Imbroglio%2Fninjamoose%2Ejpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 11:03:12 PM EDT
I try not to bash on cops, no matter who they are, but this guy is just begging for satire. [img]www.members.aol.com/ericsorenson/moose2.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 11:09:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DevilsAdvocate: I try not to bash on cops, no matter who they are, but this guy is just begging for satire. [url]www.members.aol.com/ericsorenson/moose2.jpg[/url]
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 11:38:29 PM EDT
[img]www.members.aol.com/ericsorenson/BJ.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/14/2002 11:44:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DevilsAdvocate: [url]www.members.aol.com/ericsorenson/BJ.jpg[/url]
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That killed me!
Link Posted: 10/15/2002 12:17:14 AM EDT
Beetle juice!
Link Posted: 10/15/2002 12:45:27 AM EDT
Not so good with Photoshop but.... [img]http://home.attbi.com/~schapman43/images/moosedonut.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/15/2002 12:56:05 AM EDT
[img]http://home.attbi.com/~schapman43/images/moosedoh.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/15/2002 1:00:50 AM EDT
As the chief said - numerous times - "I think it could be a DISGRUMBLED employee of some sort".....
Link Posted: 10/15/2002 1:28:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/15/2002 1:38:41 AM EDT by Guntoting_Spartan]
[img]http://www.members.aol.com/erouls/laugh.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/15/2002 2:21:16 AM EDT
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