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Posted: 5/20/2013 12:24:38 PM EDT

now that you have opened this you will never look at TC the same way.

more proof

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:25:59 PM EDT

[#1]

Wtf

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:26:07 PM EDT

[#2]

Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:26:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Yeah? Post YOUR face and we'll see what we can find wrong with it.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:27:17 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:27:29 PM EDT

[#5]

All true children of Xenu have that feature.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:27:46 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right.

wrong. google search him its every picture.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:28:17 PM EDT

[#7]

Tom Cruise pulled Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:28:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Oddly enough, this is probably one of the more normal things about him.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:29:17 PM EDT

[#9]

That's quite odd looking.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:29:22 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Tom Cruise pulled kidnapped Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face.

FIFY

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:30:18 PM EDT

[#11]

BFD.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:31:09 PM EDT

[#12]

"Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:31:34 PM EDT

[#13]

Or maybe his nose and eyes are not centered!

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:32:21 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

"Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."

took me 3 times.. then I ROST IT

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:32:44 PM EDT

[#15]

That's why the naked mole rat is much more attractive than Tom Cruise. Symetry is so beautiful.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:33:46 PM EDT

[#16]

He's an alien from outerspace. They just cant get it right.......never........

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:33:55 PM EDT

[#17]

The things that interest arfcom.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:36:08 PM EDT

[#18]

I'd actually noticed this years ago. Quite odd.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:36:45 PM EDT

[#19]

At least they are straight now. For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies.

For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds. I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:36:57 PM EDT

[#20]

I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me.

Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing.

When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth.

That's what I get for making fun.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:40:26 PM EDT

[#21]

Who cares? Not everybody has perfectly formed teeth/gums. I don't really see the point in poking fun at something that's apart of somebody's physical development (which they have no control over) like that. He's a nut case but he usually makes a decent movie, is rich, and bangs hot chicks and has countless hot chicks wanting to bang him. I wouldn't mind having an off center set of teeth if it meant I could have all of those other things without the nuttiness.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:40:28 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
http://randomcoolstuff.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Psychedelic-Cat-in-Space.gif

this got more of a response from me than the OP

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:40:35 PM EDT

[#23]

So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right?

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:42:41 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:42:48 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right?

Let's not jump to conclusions.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:43:00 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me.

Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing.

When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth.

That's what I get for making fun.

A picture would help us to picture what you're describing, Madam.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:43:19 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
http://randomcoolstuff.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Psychedelic-Cat-in-Space.gif

this

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:43:46 PM EDT

[#28]

First time I've noticed that about his manpleaser.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:44:25 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Tom Cruise pulled Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face.

well sure..

that and $50 million in the bank and the offer of prime movie parts..

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:45:18 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right?

Let's not jump to conclusions.

I don't care who ya are, that was funny..

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:45:40 PM EDT

[#31]

I noticed this 20 years ago

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:45:55 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/mole-rat_629_600x450.jpg

That's why the naked mole rat is much more attractive than Tom Cruise. Symetry is so beautiful.

It's a dick with teeth!

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:46:01 PM EDT

[#33]

I LOL'D.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:46:18 PM EDT

[#34]

its just like the old Gypsy woman said!

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:46:22 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

All true children of Xenu have that feature.

Confirmed.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:47:19 PM EDT

[#36]

OP was checking out Tom Cruise. Alright, then.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:48:02 PM EDT

[#37]

That kate upton pic freaked me out WAY more

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:52:11 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me.

Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing.

When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth.

That's what I get for making fun.

A picture would help us to picture what you're describing, Madam.

You want me to zone in on one of my flaws?

One of the few times you'll catch me with my mouth shut is when smiling for pictures.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:52:33 PM EDT

[#39]

And this is inportant, why?

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:58:46 PM EDT

[#40]

He has a wierd body shape too. His hips are super wide.

Posted: 5/20/2013 12:59:10 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
And this is inportant, why?

Because none of us have his cash or pull in the poon that he does.

Posted: 5/20/2013 1:00:01 PM EDT

[#42]

Reptilian

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Posted: 5/20/2013 1:07:42 PM EDT

[#43]

Instead of a Cyclops he's a Cychops.

Posted: 5/20/2013 1:19:54 PM EDT

[#44]

I knew the the dentist that repaired his front tooth
with a crown while they were filming Risky Business.
I was in dental school at that time. Crown looked long and of coarse
Cruise's midline is way off so repair looked jacked. A very attractive
model for Catos has the same midline shift. She is beautiful but all I see is that midline defect.

Posted: 5/20/2013 1:23:09 PM EDT

[#45]

I've known this for years. It's just so hard to focus on when you're getting lost in his eyes...

Posted: 5/20/2013 1:23:10 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
At least they are straight now. For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies.

For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds. I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid.

Cruise's teeth is the only straight thing about him.

I walked on him and his male friend entertaining themselves on a sofa while visiting a patient in the UCLA Med Center(8th floor).

I told my wife and daughter about it. To this day they still insist that I'm just jealous/envious

Posted: 5/20/2013 1:26:46 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least they are straight now. For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies.

For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds. I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid.

Cruise's teeth is the only straight thing about him.

I walked on him and his male friend entertaining themselves on a sofa while visiting a patient in the UCLA Med Center(8th floor).

I told my wife and daughter about it. To this day they still insist that I'm just jealous/envious

How "entertaining" we talking here?