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Posted: 10/10/2002 2:32:00 PM EDT
Since we have a list of classic movies, how about the worst movie(s) you've ever seen? Here's a few to start but there's so many: Enemy Mine Judge Dredd Dune They Live Caddyshack II Howard The Duck
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:34:42 PM EDT
spice world bio dome little giants honey i shrunk the kids chick flicks
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:35:36 PM EDT
Oh come on! "They Live" is GREAT!! "I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum." You want movies that suck - go rent ANY Fredrico Fellini movie. [i]"The horror..."[/i]
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:37:11 PM EDT
Kentucky Fried Movie- 1982 'comedy' My Private Idaho- boy did I mis-read those previews!
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:38:47 PM EDT
Mission to mars was such a ripoff of 2001 it wasn't even funny. BS movie with a high priced BS cast. This movie took itself so seriously it made me want to vomit. BAD BAD BAD BAD.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:40:13 PM EDT
Some movies are so bad they become classics: The Blob Them! Pan 9 From Outer Space
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:44:56 PM EDT
Battlefield Earth
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:46:07 PM EDT
Any "Austin Powers" movie. "My Dinner With Andre". Any and all "Police Acadmey" movies.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:48:40 PM EDT
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Killer Clowns from Outter Space
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:52:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: Oh come on! "They Live" is GREAT!! "I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum." You want movies that suck - go rent ANY Fredrico Fellini movie. [i]"The horror..."[/i]
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Agreed, "They Live" is as classic as they get. Now, you want awful, rent anything with Sylvester Stallone, Tom Cruise, or Keanu Reeves in it. If the three of them ever appear together it will be considered a weapon of mass disgustion.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 2:57:23 PM EDT
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Titanic. What a titanic piece of crap. I keep thinking what a shame, over three hours of my life I'll never get back.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:12:21 PM EDT
Fried green tomatoes pretty woman terms of endearment
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:15:30 PM EDT
"heres one fo you mutha" Ice Ice, baby [img]http://insanetoysinc.com/COOL_2[/img]
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:19:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WofWof: Killer Clowns from Outter Space
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I think they renamed that one 'Highlander II'.[:D]
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:24:33 PM EDT
Cherry 2000....Griffth is all push-up bra and nothing else... ANYTHING on lifetime (wife watches em sometime) D&D...Darn it, I liked the game and still do, the movie blew.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:31:02 PM EDT
Rocky Horror Picture Show. No other film ever made me want to beat the crap out of the others in the audience. I left within 5 minutes of the start. This was in 1979, I guess that kind of thing is, um, more acceptable now.....
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:34:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Blofeld: Some movies are so bad they become classics: The Blob Them! Pan 9 From Outer Space
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Awww man.... the Blob has McQueen in it. That alone makes it worth watching. And a football coach from my small Texas town has a bit part in Them. I remember being at the drive-in about 1958 and yelling at the screen in laughter when the monster ate Coach Dooge.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:38:37 PM EDT
I LOVE Them! I think it was extremely well-made and thought-out, even if the fundamental idea behind the movie is a bit off the deep end. Now Reindeer Games SUCKED. So does anything made by a company called "Two Left Shoes". They've made such non-winners as U.S. SEALS (I and II!). Utterly AWFUL! I'm sure I'll think of a few others.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:39:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl: Now, you want awful, rent anything with Sylvester Stallone, Tom Cruise, or Keanu Reeves in it. If the three of them ever appear together it will be considered a weapon of mass disgustion.
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Too general a statement. True, all three have made plenty of stinkers, but I can name a GREAT movie and a lesser but still good movie for all three actors: Cruise: Minority Report MI2 Reeves: The Matrix Speed Stallone: First Blood Copland
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:42:53 PM EDT
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Godzilla vs. Rikwriter Who ever told you that you could act, Rik?
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:45:31 PM EDT
I liked "Enemy Mine" and "They Live!" was a tongue-in-cheek [b]BLAST![/b] However: "Alligator" (from about 1979 and recently replayed on Sci-Fi) SUCKS! I was working in a theater when it came out. NO ONE came to see it. Highlander 2 - one of the very few movies I've ever walked out on. Christopher Lambert: The mark of fine filmaking - NOT! "Cobra" with Sylvester Stallone: OMFG!
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:48:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2002 3:51:33 PM EDT by SeaDweller]
Originally Posted By Zaphod: I LOVE Them! I think it was extremely well-made and thought-out, even if the fundamental idea behind the movie is a bit off the deep end. Now Reindeer Games SUCKED. So does anything made by a company called "Two Left Shoes". They've made such non-winners as U.S. SEALS (I and II!). Utterly AWFUL! I'm sure I'll think of a few others.
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Reindeer GAYmes was the lamest movie of the year, I should've demanded a refund! Someone spoke of a beating, whoever invented Reindeer GAYmes should've been beaten with sugar cane. That Afflick character & Gary Sinise too. Snake Eyes sucks ass too! Wasn't lamebrain Gary Sinise in there too? I'll never see a movie with that dirtbag Sinise in it again. They Live is cool.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:49:19 PM EDT
Well, there are a hell of a lot of low-budget movies that REALLY suck, such as MST3K fare like Manos: the Hands of Fate, but I will limit my choices to mainstream, big-budget movies that really sucked. 1. McHale's Navy (the one with Tom Arnold and Bruce Campbell) 2. Battlefield Earth 3. Mixed Nuts (with Steve Martin) 4. Hear No Evil (with DB Sweeney) 5. Siege of Firebase Gloria
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 3:59:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog: Godzilla vs. Rikwriter Who ever told you that you could act, Rik?
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??????? Was that supposed to be funny or something?
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 4:01:57 PM EDT
Like i said, films like "The Blob" "They Live" etc. eventually become cult classics!
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 4:04:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless: That movie where stallone was a truck driving arm wrestler. That movie where stallone was in a union in 30s or something
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You forgot: That movie where stallone was a race car driver That movie where stallone was a cop with a tough-talking mother That movie where stallone was a cowboy That movie where stallone thought he was an actor.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 4:06:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog: Godzilla vs. Rikwriter Who ever told you that you could act, Rik?
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??????? Was that supposed to be funny or something?
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Ummm...yeah...just a joke. Tee-hee. Why? Are you really an actor?
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 4:11:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog: Godzilla vs. Rikwriter Who ever told you that you could act, Rik?
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??????? Was that supposed to be funny or something?
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Ummm...yeah...just a joke. Tee-hee. Why? Are you really an actor?
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No, and never claimed to be. I realized it was a joke...but it didn't seem to make much sense. Maybe my sense of humor has suffered in my old age...
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 4:17:59 PM EDT
Popeye ARH
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 5:06:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gus: Rocky Horror Picture Show. No other film ever made me want to beat the crap out of the others in the audience. I left within 5 minutes of the start. This was in 1979, I guess that kind of thing is, um, more acceptable now.....
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its better at the midnight showing cuz everyone makes fun of its badness
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 8:28:01 PM EDT
Gidget Gets Gooey With Surf Punk 'Futz...They ALL Suck!!
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 8:44:01 PM EDT
Space truckers Freddy got fingered Changing lanes Keving67
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 9:03:33 PM EDT
Cabin Boy with Chris Elliot [puke]
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 9:07:24 PM EDT
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Battlefield Earth Waterworld Ishtar Swordfish Wild Wild West
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 9:08:09 PM EDT
Kung Pow: enter the fist. Traffic. Evil Dead was pretty bad, as were Evil Dead 2 and Army Of Darkness, but ED2 and AOD were worth watching, so they weren't HORRIBLE. Kung Pow Enter the Fist SUCKED ASS.
Link Posted: 10/10/2002 9:27:58 PM EDT
Hey - I though "Enemy Mine" was pretty damn good! I also spent a while looking for "Kentucky Fried Movie" just because it is so damn offbeat (I wonder if it's on DVD yet...?) Let's see, movies that suck - The only Pauly Shore movie I came close to liking was "Encino Man" - just because it reminded me of "Caveman" (Ringo Starr, Dennis Quaid) and because it was a breakout movie for Brendan Frasier (who has turned out to be a decent actor - did a great rendition of "George of the Jungle!") Meatballs (anything but the first one.) ANY Friday the 13th, Halloween, or other "formula" horror pic. Surf Nazis Must Die - I swear, that genre just gave drive-in movies something to put on the screen so they wouldn't get brought up on morals charges. (See officer - we HAVE a movie playing! We're not responsible if they paid to watch it and don't...) Rocky Horror Picture Show blew pretty badly, but watch it in a college town during finals week. Make sure you are fit and single... As far as anything more recent - I flatly refuse to pay more than $3 for a movie ticket. That tells you how long it's been since I've been to the theaters... FFZ
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 3:03:47 AM EDT
Worst movies: Pearl Harbor - this movie was all a shitty love story about this whore who is nailing two friends, gets knocked up by one, one dies, and goes back to other. the truman show - The whole movie, in a sentence, is the a 120 minute Real World, minus the puck. Lord Of the Rings - It was 3 hours of getting my balls pounded flat with a wooden hammer. I don't know if the movie was good. I still have no idea what it was all about. I think someone lost their ring, then someone else found it, and then who ever lost it got real pissed and started killing people. well, then the guy that found this ring decided he would return it. well, that really didn't work out for him, seeing as how the movie JUST FUCKING ENDED. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 3:19:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ire1971: Lord Of the Rings - It was 3 hours of getting my balls pounded flat with a wooden hammer. I don't know if the movie was good. I still have no idea what it was all about. I think someone lost their ring, then someone else found it, and then who ever lost it got real pissed and started killing people. well, then the guy that found this ring decided he would return it. well, that really didn't work out for him, seeing as how the movie JUST FUCKING ENDED. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?
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Christ. I can only hope you're joking. I fear in my heart you're not though...
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 4:35:32 AM EDT
Dead Ringers... the worst ever. Psychotic Twin Gynecologists... just creepy. We walked out of that stinker
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 6:31:41 AM EDT
[b]"Death in Venice"[/b] has to be the all-time worst movie ever made. The worst thing is that it's often considered a really good "art" movie. Disturbing movie about some dirty old pedophile who's dying, and comes to Venice to live his final days. Towards the end of the movie, I'm yelling at screen - "Just die already!" - the film takes forever!
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 7:37:27 AM EDT
Silver Bullet (1985)
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 8:52:14 AM EDT
Anything and evreything with Pauly Shore in it.
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 9:35:08 AM EDT
Tank Girl. One of those "I can't believe how bad this movie is" movies. But you keep turning back to it every 5 minutes. I hate those kind of movies.
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 9:57:13 AM EDT
cable guy
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 10:06:06 AM EDT
There's not enough Zantac 75's in the world to ease my stomach pain when I think that any Austin Powers movie could ever be a cult classic. Barfooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 10:25:32 AM EDT
Reindeer Games=crap Eye of the Beholder. WTF was that movie even about???? [chainsawkill]
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 10:34:49 AM EDT
US Seals "Hey lets go to a former Soviet country and rent out some military gear and try to make an action flick!" Is there really an US Seals II? Note: This is not the same film as Navy Seals with Charlie Sheen and the guy who played "Reese" in Terminator and "Hicks" in Aliens--Navy Seals was bad, but you have to see US Seals to understand just how low the bottom of the barrel is. Other bad films: Anything starring the two Coreys--Haim and Feldman. Arrrrgghhh!
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 10:37:34 AM EDT
Anything with Kathy Bates. Kathy Bates should be illegal.
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 11:14:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: Anything with Kathy Bates. Kathy Bates should be illegal.
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For the children???
Link Posted: 10/11/2002 12:17:22 PM EDT
Exit to Edin Rosie in leathers need a i say more [puke]
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