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Posted: 10/3/2002 4:10:11 PM EDT
Wife is in Iowa for the weekend. I'm heavily armed and own a digital camera.

Any ideas?
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:13:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Danger Will Robinson.. Danger !

[:P]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:14:41 PM EDT
[#2]
Some German Shepherd pics would be cool.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:15:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:18:47 PM EDT
[#4]
Got Booze?
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:19:13 PM EDT
[#5]
I'll prime the pump:

[img]http://www.expeditionexchange.com/shooting/Picture412b.jpg[/img]

And in the seriously overscoped department:

[img]http://www.expeditionexchange.com/shooting/Picture414b.jpg[/img]

Surely you can top that, I'm stuck in PRK for gawd's sake.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:28:41 PM EDT
[#6]
Digital camera ey?
Keep your clothes on Auggie.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:35:02 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd guess you could post more pictures of ALL your stuff,not just the porn collection and guns.Wheres the boat,plane,helocopter,submarine,and secret 10,000 acre spread you train on?[;)]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:36:57 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Show me an Uzi with a can, a MP5 with a can and a
HK91.In the same photo.[:D]
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GUN PORN

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LgB0cLkO60FBTMVsPqAcbuS5EcS9oSz2DSHIarWyFTrNHLHdeTvzEfOfNUltIzvJckKYVAyHJmU/001ara.JPG[/img]

Uzi don't have a can, this is the best I can do.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:43:41 PM EDT
[#9]


Not too shabby... ;)
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:46:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Show me an Uzi with a can, a MP5 with a can and a
HK91.In the same photo.[:D]
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GUN PORN

[url]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LgB0cLkO60FBTMVsPqAcbuS5EcS9oSz2DSHIarWyFTrNHLHdeTvzEfOfNUltIzvJckKYVAyHJmU/001ara.JPG[/url]

Uzi don't have a can, this is the best I can do.
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Is that a Group Industries upper receiver on your UZI?  It looks grey parkerized like the one I used to have.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 4:59:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:04:54 PM EDT
[#12]
I need to see your AK variants, as i'm having trouble deciding what i want for myself.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:15:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

Pretty good.
No why is it you are not coming to the Hun shootout ?
You know I can bump fire that HK91.[8D]

How about some midget hard core gun porn ?

Show me a Tec 9 on top of a Mac 11
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Just can't make it.

If look look real close you would see the HK91 don't need to be bumped. [:D]

I had to turn in my Tec 9 when I left the Crips but I do have a M11.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LwAAAOoOq0tBTMVsPqAcbl4GujQzHdka16XeW5scLxZVNqcgx!vaBB9KriL3gtEx*xa!NOUBkBs/001ara1.JPG[/img]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:19:46 PM EDT
[#14]
LOL,

Auggie,
How about a issue of SWANK and a M16? [:D]


Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:25:43 PM EDT
[#15]
howbout a big ass .44 revolver and a bottle of whiskey?
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:39:44 PM EDT
[#16]
I'll try to help Auggie out with the .44. Close enough?
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Bongholdzer%2FIM000189%2EJPG[/img]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:41:34 PM EDT
[#17]
nice

haha
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:45:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
LOL,

Auggie,
How about a issue of SWANK and a M16? [:D]


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Sadly, not a single one of my ARs are select fire. But here you go.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LwAAAOsO0ktBTMVsPqAcbp5Jl!q!GE*6MriN!M5MrwAZHrjUe*wgKqe!aQT1Yizl0ncyqN*VWwE/001ara2.JPG[/img]

To make matters worse I'm now cooking, so the diet is gonna be shot to shit. I just made the mother of all hero sandwiches and it's in the oven now.

The jar of fudge in the refrigerator may not be there in the morning.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:46:50 PM EDT
[#19]
Well be cool.
You don't wanna end up like this guy...



[img]http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 5:57:29 PM EDT
[#20]
OK, I'm pretty set.

Sandwich, check.

Coke, check.

Various DVDs, check.

Big honking Gurka, check.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0MAAAAB4PdFV5PU3pgqnNvZ!ScYyHoF4bpbkqC!WF4!eTyFiPwqiKFGWVAGqXFmU3G30VED1YOwl0AHAAOgAvAA/0010ava1.JPG[/img]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:01:12 PM EDT
[#21]
Steyr, for that first pic to really be "gun porn", the Uzi's mag would have to be inserted into the HK's magwell.  
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:02:06 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Well be cool.
You don't wanna end up like this guy...



[img]http://www.vickysjokes.com/sman.jpg[/img]
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ROTFLMMFAO!!

[size=3]Bad Monkey![/size=3]
[b][size=4]BAD [/size=4]
[size=5]BAD [/size=5]
[size=6]BAD Monkey!! [/size=6][/b]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:03:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Well done Auggie!
For your next challenge: a issue of OUI and a AK.

...and tonight's mandatory dinner pic.

Edited to scratch the dinner pic. It's there.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:06:47 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Well done Auggie!
For your next challenge: a issue of OUI and a AK.

...and tonight's mandatory dinner pic.
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.....cannot respond.....captivated by Traci Lords....eating sandwhich....watching Traci....drinking Coke....watching Traci.......still watching Traci.....everything is getting fuzzy.....watching Traci.....cannot remember own name......
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:13:04 PM EDT
[#25]
I had no idea you could get porn on DVD.  

Once again, arfcom proves educational.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:16:52 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I had no idea you could get porn on DVD.  

Once again, arfcom proves educational.
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[url]http://www.cduniverse.com/default.asp?style=ice&cart=127957994[/url]

Note to mods: The above is NOT a porn site but a CD site.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:17:17 PM EDT
[#27]
IBTL!
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:17:54 PM EDT
[#28]
GUNZ engaged in PORN,[rolleyes]good one .....SA your a pissa![;)]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:18:25 PM EDT
[#29]
enjoy your sammich.

got another one:

SKIN TWO and your hangun of choice.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:24:31 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
enjoy your sammich.

got another one:

SKIN TWO and your hangun of choice.
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I think I actually have some STs somewhere. But arf is running too damn slow tonight. Take 5 mins to post pics.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 6:50:15 PM EDT
[#31]
ok i want a pic of a glock or USP and a penthouse
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 7:05:00 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
ok i want a pic of a glock or USP and a penthouse
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[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0LgDgDIkOmzohDi9JRQE8C6t8cy7MHX8pByCBuE22Zrm3eXs41KXfxF4sqPdIhfjhGvdR8!90PGo/001ar1.JPG[/img]

It was a good request.[:D]
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 7:16:37 PM EDT
[#33]
That sammich looks f%#i^g killer.[:P]

How do I make one, if 'ya don't mind my asking.[:)]

-T.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 7:23:42 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
I had no idea you could get porn on DVD.  

Once again, arfcom proves educational.
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hell the medium is cheaper to produce than tape. very popular now. tapes are dying off but will never die fully.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 7:29:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
That sammich looks f%#i^g killer.[:P]

How do I make one, if 'ya don't mind my asking.[:)]

-T.
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EASY.

Italian Bread

Various crap from the meat drawer in the frige. Ham slices, pepperoni, salami, etc.

Thin sliced tomatoes,some lettuce,  salt, pepper, oil & vinigar. Provelone cheese and bake at 325 until cheese melts.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 7:49:53 PM EDT
[#36]
Copy of 'Udders' monthly and a Glock 21
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 8:55:15 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
I had no idea you could get porn on DVD.  

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Do you live in a cave???

I'm totally without a clue, and even I knew that.  [:D]


Hey SteyrAUG - how about a picture of you in your bogu with an HK and italian porn?
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 9:10:20 PM EDT
[#38]
Now lets look at this.[red] PORN + GUNS[/red].....C'mon over to the oprah web site I'll be there for a few hrs,we can discuss these misguided ways.
Link Posted: 10/3/2002 10:34:35 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Now lets look at this.[red] PORN + GUNS[/red].....C'mon over to the oprah web site I'll be there for a few hrs,we can discuss these misguided ways.
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YOU are one sick fuck.

Discussing porn on a Oprah website?!?

Seriously, seek professional help.
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