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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:01:31 PM EDT
What do I do?
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:04:11 PM EDT
Hit her back !
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:04:12 PM EDT
Depends. How desperate are you??
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:04:21 PM EDT
Run away, run far, far away!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:05:15 PM EDT
How's the body? Ugly gurls with nice bods are ok, no fat chicks.(Ugly chicks can be VERY appreciative..) 2. How ugly? If you only have to see the top of her head, and her butt from the doggie position...Cowboy Up!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:05:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:06:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:06:10 PM EDT
Start drinking heavily and her looks will improve. ARH
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:06:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:07:00 PM EDT
When the room is dark you can't see the ugliness. Not that I've had to deal with that situation[;)]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:08:09 PM EDT
Bang her from behind.... adn double wrap it [;D]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:11:58 PM EDT
Be nice to her. Her HOT friend will be along shortly. [8D]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:15:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LgAnimalVet: Run away, run far, far away!
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No. Hit it. [i]Then[/i] run.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:20:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2002 6:27:53 PM EDT by rpd_fire]
Fat or Ugly chicks are like scooters. [sex] They're fun to ride just don't let your friends find out. [stick]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:21:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2002 6:22:09 PM EDT by prk]
Just because she's ugly, that doesn't mean she has a terrific personality........ Use that chick phrase....."Thank you for thinking of me..."
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:21:29 PM EDT
Be nice to the "ugly" girls. They'll tell the pretty ones if you're mean.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:23:46 PM EDT
Aw, g'wan. Give her a shag.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:24:08 PM EDT
Ugly girls need loving too. Sometimes they need it more.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:26:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:31:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HiramRanger: At 10:00 she's a 2, at 2:00 she's a 10
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Ain't that the truth Brother. HAHAHAHA
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:32:30 PM EDT
Ok, First she is ugly AND chunky. I'm desperate, but not that bad. To top it off I'm at college, I can't run! she's got my room number! I was thinking the same thing as doggie THE BOARD MEMBER, but I don't want to get tangeled in anything. RIGHT prk. pffffffft [;)]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:36:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HiramRanger: At 10:00 she's a 2, at 2:00 she's a 10
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Oh sing it Willie Nelson. But you'll be nawing your arm off when the clock strikes 10:00 again.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:38:56 PM EDT
Buy her chocolates and roses. Read to her from the love sonnets of Pablo Neruda.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:39:02 PM EDT
Here's an idea .You will win either way . Ask her if she has a hot female friend who would be interested in a 3 way ! She'll either pull it off for you OR she'll run away like you got the plague ! Or just infer that you have to see your Doc about something ... should scare her off .
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:41:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2002 6:42:28 PM EDT by OKLA_LAWMAN]
I was always told that a guy only needs two things in life 1. A light switch 2. lots of Alcohol
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:50:10 PM EDT
"Its not the face you F#$% but the F#$% you face!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:51:49 PM EDT
Ugly folks have feelings too.Do you feel she just wants to "shag" and forget it or could you be her freind and pal around regardless of what all the rest say and sneer because you are with someone who is less than perfect in the eyes of others....If I had to do it again some chicks I was embarrassed to be around in High School I would have loved to date for there thoughts instead of the foxy bimbo routine...when the lights go out who cares............
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:52:00 PM EDT
She probably didn't get those round lips from eating square meals!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 6:54:46 PM EDT
can't you just be friends? [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:03:34 PM EDT
When the lights go down everyone is beautiful and nobody is lonely. -Sam Malone Cheers-
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:05:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:06:22 PM EDT
If you fuck her, she will start liking you and you will have trouble getting rid of her. Even if you have the "it's just a fuck" conversation beforehand. Beware, unless you like her.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:09:05 PM EDT
Rustygun nailed it.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:16:04 PM EDT
No, some of you are right. I came off a little shallow there.God knows, I'm not the best looking guy around. Of course looks are not the only thing I care about. I hate that bimbo shit, I would much rather be with an average girl with some brains than a hot girl with none. She walked right into my room and would not back off, that's a little too aggressive for me. I've seen her before, she is a real party animal, and she sleeps AROUND.Not my type. What I meant when I asked what to do is how I can get her to back off without hurting her feelings. Hiwathl: I don't give a DAMN what other people think of me or my friends. I've noticed that the people who are not popular are almost always the friendliest people around.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:16:23 PM EDT
You lucky SOB!! At my stage of life, I wish an ugly girl would hit on me!! Talk about a dry spell. Sheesh. Women are the greatest, worst, nicest, meanest, etc ad nauseum creatures on the planet. Love them all!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:18:35 PM EDT
Go watch the movie "Shallow Hal" theres a leason in there somewhere[;)]
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:21:47 PM EDT
Beauty is only a light switch away
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:22:37 PM EDT
As long as you make it home before the sun comes up, you're fine.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:23:25 PM EDT
And ... They all look like sisters from the bottom!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:31:27 PM EDT
A woman I dated some years ago was flat chested, and rather unattractive. She could have been a little better in bed but was always willing. She never asked for money. Was with her for over a year and still speak with her now and then. One of the best women I have ever dated. I am as guilty of looking for attractive women as most guys but the ugly ones are sometimes the better catch. Think it over before you run her off and then at least consider HER feelings a little.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:40:01 PM EDT
Ok I'll say it fat chicks give great head, if she sleep around she wouldnt mind giving you a sample of her great talent. plus they swallow, less clean up.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:40:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 7IDL: can't you just be friends? [rolleyes]
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Only ONE guy with the correct answer. If you don't wanna have sex with her, YOU BECOME FRIENDS. 1. It is divine retribution for every female who has done the same to you. 2. She will have hot friends that you can use your new friendship the help you nail them. 3. She can buy YOU, her new freind, things you want. You need as many female "friends" as you can get.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:42:04 PM EDT
Put a american flag over her face and do her for old glory!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:45:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sniped: Ok I'll say it fat chicks give great head, if she sleep around she wouldnt mind giving you a sample of her great talent. plus they swallow, less clean up.
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Do you know why fat chicks give great head? Because they have to.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:47:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By chainsawrich: Put a american flag over her face and do her for old glory!
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ROTFLMAO! The most creative yet!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:47:27 PM EDT
My best friend is 300lbs and 5'9", he has a great personality and is funny as hell, the women that gravitate to him is unreal, he gets more @ss than a toilet seat. Anyway, he always makes a point to flirt and make special time for even ugly girls....He says it's his civic duty to give even the ugly ones a reason to live. [:D] SorryOciffer
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:49:25 PM EDT
originally posted by: jrj397
[red]She walked right into my room and would not back off, that's a little too aggressive for me.[/red] I've seen her before, she is a real party animal, and she sleeps AROUND.Not my type. What I meant when I asked what to do is how I can get her to back off without hurting her feelings.
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try the honest approach; "look, i don't want to {attach verb} you, but as friends, we could do some real damage around here {attach James Bond theme}..."
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 7:57:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jrj397: No, some of you are right. I came off a little shallow there.God knows, I'm not the best looking guy around. Of course looks are not the only thing I care about. I hate that bimbo shit, I would much rather be with an average girl with some brains than a hot girl with none. She walked right into my room and would not back off, that's a little too aggressive for me. I've seen her before, she is a real party animal, and she sleeps AROUND.Not my type. What I meant when I asked what to do is how I can get her to back off without hurting her feelings. Hiwathl: I don't give a DAMN what other people think of me or my friends. I've noticed that the people who are not popular are almost always the friendliest people around.
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Just don't encourage her in anyway....yup the chilly shoulder...she'll move on....again and again maybe.As for the last Hiwa: yup been there and still am 2 decades after the class of 82' graduated with out me.Glad I did it my way seen alot of folks hit bottom so many times being out of the spotlight has kept me whole inside and out...Fuck the I'm so Special twits..they only have looks or a shallow reputation to live on...............
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 8:07:27 PM EDT
Don't do it unless you need practice!
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 8:12:22 PM EDT
I have a much better problem: I flirt with to many women and quite a few of them have shown alotta interest (probably because I spend so much time working out and women love men in uniform but anyway). unfortunately all of a sudden they all want to move to the next level of "commitment". see commitment isn't a problem for me but now if I commit to one I might as well commit suicide while I'm at it because the other 5 will probably kill me anyway. even bigger problem is if I piss of 5 or 6 and take one, those other 5 or 6 will go tell all there friends he's a jerk blah blah blah, and if I break up with the one I will never get laid for the next 5 months.
Link Posted: 10/2/2002 8:12:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rustygun: If you fuck her, she will start liking you and you will have trouble getting rid of her. Even if you have the "it's just a fuck" conversation beforehand. Beware, unless you like her.
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And if you do something and have to get rid of her, do it gently or she might tell the cops stories about guns or something. You don't want your dorm room burned down by the ATF do you?
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