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Posted: 9/26/2002 6:49:36 PM EDT
"the old man sits in a red chair"
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 6:54:40 PM EDT
[#1]
"John has a long Mustache"
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 6:56:32 PM EDT
[#2]
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"the old man sits in a red chair"
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I'm going to condition orange. This sounds like a coded Al Queda call to action. The pic of the snowman is obviously a ploy at misdirection. 7IDL is actually hunkered down in a cave on the Pakistan border.
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:01:37 PM EDT
[#3]
"The squirrels are stampeding. I repeat, the racoon has opened the trashcan."
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:02:57 PM EDT
[#4]
the chair is agienst the wall
the chair is agienst the wall
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:03:24 PM EDT
[#5]
THE TRASHCAN IS EMPTY, I REPEAT, THE TRASH CAN IS EMPTY....  DON'T LET THE DUCKS ENTER THE POND!!!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:26:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Walk to work.
Do not carry a lunch.
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:33:02 PM EDT
[#7]
There is fire at the travel agency
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:39:01 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm Sofa King we Todd id.
I'm Sofa King we Todd id.
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:39:38 PM EDT
[#9]
"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor."
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:40:58 PM EDT
[#10]
[?]
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:46:06 PM EDT
[#11]
"The coffee is to hot for Mr. Smith"
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:49:26 PM EDT
[#12]
"the ointment will help the itching"
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:59:30 PM EDT
[#13]
Shoot the moon......
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:59:55 PM EDT
[#14]
The viagra is not working.
repeat the viagra is not working....
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 8:04:43 PM EDT
[#15]
Ichbaba, ichbaba, ichbaba.

Oscar seven, do you hear jackknife?

Black flash!
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 8:06:28 PM EDT
[#16]
Monkey paw

I repeat

Monkey paw
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 8:11:52 PM EDT
[#17]
the mongoose has caught the snake, i repeat, the mongoose has caught the snake!!!
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 8:33:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Physcotic hypnotic product I gotta take antibotic

Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada

Gotta talk alot of hum-hei-la-da-da-der

Oochie walla-walla-mmm-de-da-da but you gotta gotta
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 8:59:45 PM EDT
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Physcotic hypnotic product I gotta take antibotic

Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada

Gotta talk alot of hum-hei-la-da-da-der

Oochie walla-walla-mmm-de-da-da but you gotta gotta
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OK, if you're gonna post that stuff, you'd better be able to name the song(s) they're from.

[:D]

FOTBR

Edited to add:  The stampeeding squirrels are rabid, I say again, the racoon found a full trashcan.
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 9:05:54 PM EDT
[#20]
awwww shit.....

the llama is eloping with the hamster, i repeat the llama is eloping with the hamster...  someone get the nailgun and the jar of honey.
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 9:06:25 PM EDT
[#21]
"Burro to Donkey-Six:  The mule has landed."

"Queen takes knight"
"Knight proclaims its just a flesh wound"
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 9:08:03 PM EDT
[#22]
ECKY ECKY ECKY ECKY PACKLAAAANNGGG ZWWOOOBBOINGGG  rawerr...
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 9:59:09 PM EDT
[#23]
IBTL!
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 10:15:36 PM EDT
[#24]
Ina-gadda-da-vida, honey-don't you know that I love you?
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 11:46:44 PM EDT
[#25]
The reply is in before the lock I repeat The reply is in before the lock.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 12:01:07 AM EDT
[#26]
The corporations boiling over, everybodies taking over.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 5:02:54 AM EDT
[#27]
The liberals are sticking thumbs in their butts,

I repeat,

The liberals are sticking thumbs in their butts.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 5:16:06 AM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 5:20:56 AM EDT
[#29]
klaatu barata nicto
klaatu barata nicto
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 6:51:41 AM EDT
[#30]
I have a [b][yellow]yellow[/b][/yellow] pencil box.

Link Posted: 9/27/2002 6:53:17 AM EDT
[#31]
"The chickens are in the coop" I repeat "The chickens are in the coop"
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 6:56:43 AM EDT
[#32]
The dead puppy will not chase the red rubber ball
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 7:13:55 AM EDT
[#33]
The eagle flies at midnight.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 8:28:42 AM EDT
[#34]
The blind chicken pecs at the baboon's red ass.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 8:50:31 AM EDT
[#35]
a goat, a midget, a bucket of chicken
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 8:53:48 AM EDT
[#36]
The woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 9:05:53 AM EDT
[#37]
Lick the wound, smell the glove and pass the jelly! Who's your huckleberry? Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 9:20:06 AM EDT
[#38]
The snow is condition yellow and the sheep are looking mighty fine...
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 9:36:59 AM EDT
[#39]
"The beer is warm, and the coffee is cold"  
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 9:37:47 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
ECKY ECKY ECKY ECKY PACKLAAAANNGGG ZWWOOOBBOINGGG  rawerr...
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[NI]
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 10:56:24 AM EDT
[#41]
but, shall we use an african, or a european swallow...  the african swallows are non-miga'ory, you know...
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 1:16:00 PM EDT
[#42]
Picard is smoking a doobie, Beverly is shaving the beaver.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 1:18:30 PM EDT
[#43]
Doe, a deer, a female deer....
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 1:33:34 PM EDT
[#44]
The skinnies hate the soup.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 1:43:47 PM EDT
[#45]
Oscar has a hairy old a**
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 2:20:25 PM EDT
[#46]
Balls said the Queen,if I had two I would be king.

Nay said the Jack, I have two and I'm not King.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 2:27:32 PM EDT
[#47]
"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"...I repeat..."Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 3:26:41 PM EDT
[#48]
Pigpen, this here's a Rubber Duck.
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 3:29:57 PM EDT
[#49]
"When in doubt, pull it out"
Link Posted: 9/27/2002 3:33:54 PM EDT
[#50]
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