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Posted: 9/26/2002 6:29:23 AM EDT
[url]http://www.theonion.com/onion3835/zombie_nutritionist.html[/url] [img]http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3835/zombie_nutritionist.jpg[/img] Told of Peters' remarks, Rossum strenuously disagreed, citing recent tests conducted by his institute. "Studies have shown that zombies who follow the Romero school of nutrition can be stopped with a single bullet to the brainstem," Rossum said. "On the other hand, our exhaustive studies conclusively show that the newer, fitter breed of zombies who adhere to an all-brain diet cannot be subdued by anything short of total incineration." [img]http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3835/zombie_nutritionist_jump.jpg[/img] Looks like if this mud sucker is right and his diet catches on with the general zombie public, we may have a more difficult time in SHTF. Even if we are using the 75gr TAP ammo!
Link Posted: 9/26/2002 7:04:21 AM EDT
May I suggest a movie: Dawn Of The Dead by George A. Romero
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