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Posted: 9/19/2002 2:28:52 PM EDT
Well, what do you think? Alternative answers welcomed, of course.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 2:30:17 PM EDT
I dont care if its half empty or half full, I'm leaving before someone has to wash it. guess that makes me a [b]REALIST[/b] echo6
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 2:30:46 PM EDT
are you pouring or drinking? well....never mind.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 2:35:19 PM EDT
I always just say "half a glass". Full or empty would be up to whomever I am speaking to to determine which it is.[dracula]
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 2:36:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2002 5:40:07 PM EDT by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 2:41:07 PM EDT
Caution! Broken glass.[smash]
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 3:08:57 PM EDT
What you say!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 3:12:50 PM EDT
None of the above. The damn glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 3:14:57 PM EDT
There is no glass.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 3:16:20 PM EDT
New Yorker answer: HEY, who drank half my water? Engineering answer: The glass is twice as big as it has to be.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 3:54:39 PM EDT
no its full half liqued rest with AIR!
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 3:59:31 PM EDT
The glass is the wrong size you morons. [flame]
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 8:11:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deliverator: New Yorker answer: HEY, who drank half my water? Engineering answer: The glass is twice as big as it has to be.
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Computer engineering answer: Already at half capacity? It'll be obsolete within 6 months.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 9:06:54 PM EDT
It depends on the context. If the glass was full and someone drank (i.e. EMPTIED) half the contents, then the glass is half-empty (or half-emptied). If the glass was being filled but got interrupted at the half-way mark, then it is half-full (or half-filled).
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 10:37:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 10:57:00 PM EDT
If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half a day, how long would it take a monkey with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 9:17:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Green_Furniture: If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half a day, how long would it take a monkey with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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I had to read that question three times before I understood it
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 9:24:29 AM EDT
that depends on your definition of "glass"...
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 9:27:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Green_Furniture: If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half a day, how long would it take a monkey with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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would you like to explain?
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 11:52:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By echo6: I dont care if its half empty or half full, I'm leaving before someone has to wash it. guess that makes me a [b]REALIST[/b] echo6
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Damn, beat me to it!!! "I'd like a small coke, in a large cup, and just fill it the rest of the way"
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 12:03:22 PM EDT
So, if the glass is in the wood's, would anyone care?
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 1:11:43 PM EDT
How did you get that glass stuck in your anus?
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 1:29:25 PM EDT
Was the glass half empty or toatally empty before we started? Glass in the ass, still sporting a piece from a brawl through a plate glass window 20 years ago, OUCH! Hurry up and figure this out so I can tell if my beer can is half empty or half full. Next round's on me guys. GOT BEER?
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 1:32:31 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 9/20/2002 1:35:42 PM EDT
Q: Is the glass half empty or half full? A: Yes.
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