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Posted: 9/17/2002 8:17:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:20:20 PM EDT
"Y'know, Midge, sometimes I just don't feel fresh..."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:22:03 PM EDT
Do you smell something?
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:22:20 PM EDT
"I'm gonna sue the makers of maxi pads. They are not absorbant as the commercials say."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:22:34 PM EDT
I thought you said these pads were EXTRA absorbent!
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:24:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2002 8:24:38 PM EDT
Fart Surprise!
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:04:23 PM EDT
Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman. Just not their asses.
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:07:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:13:24 PM EDT
Well, this will probably get me in trouble but.... "Ya know, the doctor told me that I get excited too easily.... OH my, look at that guy......"
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:13:35 PM EDT
"I think I need to get Vinny to start using a rubber"
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:16:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Balzac72: "I think I need to get Vinny to start using a rubber"
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Ok, I officially want to toss my hat in and say IBTL!!!! Keving67
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:18:16 PM EDT
"I can't wait to use the new strap on."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:29:39 PM EDT
Girl on left says to the other: "Have you ever considered seeing a doctor about your salivary problem?"
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:35:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2002 9:49:39 PM EDT by raven]
"I get this way everytime I vote for Clinton."
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:42:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2002 9:43:01 PM EDT by RBAD]
Just the THOUGHT of [s]B.O.G.[/s] [b]Don R.[/b]makes me WET! [:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:49:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2002 9:50:51 PM EDT by Pthfndr]
Originally Posted By RBAD: Just the THOUGHT of [s]B.O.G.[/s] [b]Don R.[/b]makes me WET! [:D]
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Gee, that's nice RBAD. But what's your "caption" for the picture [:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 9:54:38 PM EDT
BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Don makes EVERYONE hot and sticky! [:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:29:59 PM EDT
My Marine boyfriend got home on leave yesterday & boy did he save up! IBTL!!!!!!!!!! >gg<
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:32:11 PM EDT
If you put your ear to it, you can hear the ocean. or The red tide is in and the clam flats are closed.
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:32:44 PM EDT
Tampons---Don't leave home without them! (for women during your time of the month)
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 10:46:51 PM EDT
"Oh! by the way did you know the ship pulled in last night?"
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 11:35:33 PM EDT
you should have bought the ones with the wings. [:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 11:43:15 PM EDT
Just when you thought it was safe to take cousin Ethel out in public again.......
Link Posted: 9/17/2002 11:50:16 PM EDT
I think I sat in some pee. Gaspain
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 1:43:36 AM EDT
"God, I hope I'm not showing panty lines...."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 3:28:32 AM EDT
"Gosh Amy, I just love these new Fat-Free potato chips made with that Olean stuff...... ..... by the way, what does 'Anal Leakage' mean?
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 3:50:16 AM EDT
y'all need help!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 3:50:22 AM EDT
"Yea, so it's pre-ban, mint, shoots MOA, and I picked it up for like, $750.00."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 4:17:49 AM EDT
Holy crap, I cannot stop laughing...no, help me, really!!! Wait a minute, that is NOT my caption. Whew, I really cannot stop laughing, everyone is looking at me like I am crazier than they already think I am. ByteTheBullet (-: and IBTL!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 5:03:06 AM EDT
After my spincterectomy, I cant control my diarrhea..
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 5:18:13 AM EDT
Ohhh baby! When you rub my elbow like that it makes me SO WET!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 5:20:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:16:50 AM EDT
"I was on this site last night... It's called AR15.com. Those guys make me SO wet!"
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:26:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:29:27 AM EDT
Girl on Right: "God bless you!" Girl on Left: "That wasn't a sneeze."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:38:53 AM EDT
I'm always worried about my panty line showing!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:41:48 AM EDT
"Its gonna be hot and sticky today, but enough about my c***, and now the weather."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:43:15 AM EDT
OMG You see that mall ninja! He's so sweet. I think craped my pants!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:47:03 AM EDT
"I knew that drive thru enema wasn't such a good idea!" or "But the Summers Eve directions didn't say ANYTHING about what to do AFTER..."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 6:49:40 AM EDT
I would caption, but am just tagging this in so I can find it afterwork to do so, hav efun guys :)
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 9:23:43 AM EDT
That is the last time I ride my bike to school without a seat on it!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 9:54:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2002 9:56:50 AM EDT by smarty_pants]
Is that Smarty-Pants!?! He is soooo fine!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 1:15:23 PM EDT
Son of a b--ching husband steals every Tampax in the house to put deer piss on. If he wants any, he'd better hope the rutt's on because this doe won't be in heat for one very freaking long time!
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 1:31:00 PM EDT
"Ya know that weird guy on the bus that was standing behind me? Well, he kept bumping into me."
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 2:08:46 PM EDT
"When that dries it's gonna itch like a bastard!"
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 2:37:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2002 2:39:24 PM EDT by redray]
[size=6][b][red]Qweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff...f....f.....f !!!!!!![/size=6][/b][/red]
Link Posted: 9/18/2002 4:27:10 PM EDT
This is a really tough neighborhood,but I said BE ON YOUR TOES! Bob [:D]
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