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Posted: 9/14/2002 6:51:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/14/2002 7:04:26 PM EDT
I'm hoping for I will somehow find the $$$ to fix my car ASAP and have it back within a week, but seriously doubt that is going to happen.... My second option is for me to wake up from the dream and my back to feel better, but that's even less likely to happen. Ahh, life sucks.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 7:06:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 7:14:30 PM EDT
I think i'm going to have to sell the rest of my guns. :-( I sold my AR upper ealier today......
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 7:58:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 8:01:37 PM EDT
I'm thinking something along the lines of him getting rear-ended yet again. He's Hell on cars.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 8:11:31 PM EDT
Hey CG how's your neck? It must have healed in one day and now your back hurts.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 8:24:47 PM EDT
All those things in the poll - they've ALREADY happened !!
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 8:32:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 9:22:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 9:55:05 PM EDT
I checked them all.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:03:46 PM EDT
Dead Pool? 1. Warren Zevon 2. Keith Richards 3. Osama Bin Laden 4. Saddam Hussien 5. Tariq Aziz 6. Yasser Arafat 7. OJ's girl friend 8. Pope John Paul 9. John Walker-Lind 10. ComputerGuy ????????? Dude, I'm kidding! But you've gotta admit you are about the most accident prone member on AR15.com! Sorry to hear about your misfortune, and that is no BS.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:04:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2002 10:06:40 PM EDT by Imbroglio]
He is going to get a double hernia AND throw out his back while trying to lift a case of ammo at the next fun show.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:12:56 PM EDT
No I predict that he will see a hairy huge biped in the road ahead,this time choosing to stop. Will get out of his car only to be abducted by a female Sasquatch,whom throws him over her shoulder runs off into the woods with him,and consummates his very young body into manhood! Then after getting some(or a lot) he realizes that he has more to do than post his dumb ass delinquent posts here! And yes Imbroglio when she is trough with his lifeless corpse is on to visit you! You know how scarry this really is when you punch in Imbro and the spell checker picks up Imbroglio! Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:16:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OSUBeaver: Hey CG how's your neck? It must have healed in one day and now your back hurts.
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They both hurt, thanks. However at the time and the position I was sitting in, my back pain was worse than my neck.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:19:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless: What do you mean you sold you AR? Didn't you have collision coverage? I thought this was a relatively new vehicle for some reason. How bad was the damage? I had the impression that the car was totalled, I guess I was wrong.
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I originally thought the car was totaled. I was informed today that it most likely isnt. I will know for sure Monday. I've spoken with my insurance agent (whom I know personally) about this, and he says it's best (in the long run) if I cancel the claim I've filed, and pay this out of my pocket. If I were to collect from insurance, my rates would be very high. I also got dumped today. :-/
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:21:30 PM EDT
Dumped by insurance or by woman?
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:21:45 PM EDT
I voted alien abduction, but I think he'll be fitted with an anal probe that will shoot fire from his ass every time he farts. In other words he's mutating into Cartman.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:23:11 PM EDT
Does the lobster have a TUTU TO? And is it true that Calamity Jane was related? lol
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:24:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bobbyjack: No I predict that he will see a hairy huge biped in the road ahead,this time choosing to stop. Will get out of his car only to be abducted by a female Sasquatch,whom throws him over her shoulder runs off into the woods with him,and consummates his very young body into manhood! Then after getting some(or a lot) he realizes that he has more to do than post his dumb ass delinquent posts here! And yes Imbroglio when she is trough with his lifeless corpse is on to visit you! You know how scarry this really is when you punch in Imbro and the spell checker picks up Imbroglio! Bob [:D]
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He better be careful. I'll bet when you fuck a Sasquatch your not through til the Sasquatch is through.
Link Posted: 9/14/2002 10:35:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoomPatrol:
Originally Posted By bobbyjack: No I predict that he will see a hairy huge biped in the road ahead,this time choosing to stop. Will get out of his car only to be abducted by a female Sasquatch,whom throws him over her shoulder runs off into the woods with him,and consummates his very young body into manhood! Then after getting some(or a lot) he realizes that he has more to do than post his dumb ass delinquent posts here! And yes Imbroglio when she is trough with his lifeless corpse is on to visit you! You know how scarry this really is when you punch in Imbro and the spell checker picks up Imbroglio! Bob [:D]
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He better be careful. I'll bet when you fuck a Sasquatch your not through til the Sasquatch is through.
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LMAO! I'm making that my sig!
Link Posted: 9/15/2002 10:34:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/15/2002 11:42:38 AM EDT
I checked the first four, they seem equally likely. [;)] As for number five, he is a computer guy, I think he could fix it fast enough to vent here...[:D]
Link Posted: 9/15/2002 2:08:36 PM EDT
I shook the 8-ball and it says that he is going to die. Sorry dude...
Link Posted: 9/15/2002 2:54:07 PM EDT
need another option "Car starts while he is working on its belts."
Link Posted: 9/15/2002 6:47:28 PM EDT
alien abduction with an anal probe. at least that's what he'll tell us....
Link Posted: 9/15/2002 8:41:28 PM EDT
I bet he is attacked by a rabid rabbit...
Link Posted: 9/15/2002 9:20:47 PM EDT
....bring up the holy handgrenade.... tnbladerunner
Link Posted: 9/16/2002 10:15:59 AM EDT
Hoplite - You forgot to put "Struck by Lightning" in the poll. I don't think that it has happened to him yet. Chris
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