Welcome everyone!  Tonight we have a very, very special guess....Gov. Gray Davis!!!  He will be stopping by to tell us about the joys of screwing the common man.

Onto tonight's Top 10 list, the catagory is [b]Top 10 ways to tell your a Pacifist[/b]

[b]10.[/b]  Everything you learned about the world you read on the Democratic Underground.

[b]9.[/b]  You believe Arafat is a peaceloving misunderstood individual.

[b]8.[/b]  You believe Israel is an enemy of the US, not based on fact but just because they are Jewish.

[b]7.[/b]  You believe the USA is at fault for what happened on 9-11

[b]6.[/b]  You've lived with your parents for more than 30 years

[b]5.[/b]  You believe cats go to heaven.

[b]4.[/b]  You were never in the military cuz they are such evil baby killing scum.

[b]3.[/b]  You're in college for the 7th year...without earning your bachelor's degree!!

[b]2.[/b]  You think Sadam really just wants to be left alone so he can better his own people.

and the number one reason..........

[b]1.[/b] Never in your whole life have you ever been responsible for your's or another person's life.

Thank you and good night!

Sgtar15

Edited due the infinite wisdom of Prof Evil.!!

I'm out.

numbers 6,4, and 3 are bullshit.

#6 should read "You've lived with your parents for more than 30 years."

#4 should be "You were never in the military cuz they are such evil baby killing scum."

and #3 would be better as "You're in college for the 7th year...without earning your bachelor's degree."

#3 Should Read, Your in College for the 7th year, because you cannot hold a job outside of the Disneyland world of academia.

I heartily support the revisions.  I was never in the military because I have authority issues, not because I see anything wrong with the US opening a can of whoopass when circumstances warrant it.  And I'm in my 10th year in college because I already have my BS & MS and am a couple months away from my PhD.

Yeah, ok, maybe I wouldn't care if I wasn't a wee bit defensive about both those things...

One or two points doesn't matter, but if you start to see a pattern.....[i]then you may be a Pacifist.[/i]

Sgtar15

Whoa, wait a minute...kittens don't go to heaven?

Oh, agreed. However, I wasn't in the military for medical reasons, Doctors, lawyers, and folks pursuing PhD's can be in college for 7 years, and some folks stay at home while they are at college, so I figured some slight qualifications would be in order.  Otherwise your list is spot on.

Kittens got to Cat Heaven - They sleep in any of the abundant open windows, have any selection of litter boxes, penty of legs to trip up and plenty of moths to chase around.

Kittens can't go to people heaven because people heaven is living like a house cat.

Other than #5 - I don't qualify.
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Ummm, no.  Please report to Eric the Huns' farm for offical re-education.

Sgtar15