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Posted: 9/6/2002 9:57:31 PM EDT
"I dont shake it, I kick it!" I heard that one today and just about fell over. Anyone else hear ones similar to that?
Link Posted: 9/6/2002 10:34:34 PM EDT
walk up to the urinal, stop about a foot away. Whip it out and say, "Damn that water is cold"
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 6:52:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Emu: "Damn that water is cold"
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Yeah...and DEEP!
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 7:41:02 AM EDT
.. now I've got this... BURNIN SENSATION WHEN I PEE....
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 8:10:53 AM EDT
Yeah, I need to go to the bathroom, but my doctor said I shouldn't lift anything heavy...think you could give me a hand? ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 8:28:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ByteTheBullet: Yeah, I need to go to the bathroom, but my doctor said I shouldn't lift anything heavy...think you could give me a hand? ByteTheBullet (-:
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Yeah, those toilet seat covers weigh a ton, don't they? hehehe
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 9:41:28 AM EDT
This is way more information than I needed to know. [;)]
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 11:08:27 AM EDT
Hey what happened to the "my dick is so big..."?? That was funny!
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 11:44:02 AM EDT
Stand away from the urnial and piss really fast. That's how we do it in Virginia. Because Virginia Crabs can swim upstream!
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 12:19:48 PM EDT
"It's not that I'm pissing on the seat....it just makes a big splash when I drop it in the bowl.."
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 12:37:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LgAnimalVet: Hey what happened to the "my dick is so big..."?? That was funny!
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I know there were like 30 funny ones there. What happened???
Link Posted: 9/7/2002 1:37:48 PM EDT
You can shake it, You can flop it, You can bang it against the wall, But , no matter what you do, Down your pants, The last three drops will fall. Bill
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