So SWMBO comes home and takes one look around the house and says:

SWMBO: What did you do ALL day?  Did you even LOOK at the list I left you?

Me: Yes, I looked at the list honey.  I ALWAYS call her honey lest I call her by my first wife’s name, which results in me having to sleep in the garage for a week.

SWMBO:  Well why didn’t you do anything on it?

Me: Whadda, mean.  I ate lunch and I made dinner reservations.

SWMBO:  Dinner reservations weren’t on the list and eating lunch doesn’t technically count.  What about everything else?

Me:  I was very busy.  I made some posts on ar15.com.  Here look.

SWMBO:  Does everything revolve around dicks?

Me:  No, sometimes we discuss koochies but we have to be careful about showing a koochie or we’ll get banned.   I also cleaned your favorite gun that we play “Girl home alone and armed intruder” with.  

SWMBO:  What’s to clean on a Super-Soaker?  

Me:  You know, I’m on vacation.

SWMBO:  Which is WHY I left you with such a long list.

Me:  I forgot, is it my turn to DIVE, DIVE, DIVE tonight or yours?

SWMBO:  Asshole!  

I was going to give you a hard time about letting your wife order you around on your vacation, but then I remembered that tomorrow (my birthday!) I was planning on having my first day of doing nothing so far this year, but I agreed to cut down four trees in my wife's sister's yard.  I guess I can't give you a hard time now[:)].  Oh well.  I was looking forward to taking a day off.z

Sounds like me and mine right about now....5th week of unemployment [:)]

Oh no, she's making a new list for tomorrow.  But; I have conceived a plan to defeat her.   She always leaves the list on the fridge.   Tomorrow I go out for breakfast and lunch!  

Zoom, "Order ME around."  LOL.

I'll have you know on the back of her list I wrote "If you don't stop leaving me shit to do on my vacation I'll bury you in the back forty with wife #1."  

Someday I might even show it to her![:D]

Your suck a [size=6]DICKWEED[/size=6]

I love that about you[:D]