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Posted: 8/19/2002 2:53:25 PM EDT
Good Christ. [url]http://www.msnbc.com/local/KVBC/M216899.asp?0na=x22243L2-&cp1=1[/url]
The suspect's hand was on one side of the street, the rest of the suspect was later found hiding in the bushes on the other side of the street.
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Comedy Gold right there.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 2:56:55 PM EDT
suweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now that's cool.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:37:55 PM EDT
i wouldnt plan on a happy ending though. thier will be a civil suit filled
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:51:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2002 3:52:02 PM EDT by LWilde]
[RED][B][SIZE=2]DAMN!!![/red][/b][/size=2] The resident is screwed. Some ambulance chaser will ooze out of the sewer and make the perp out to be a victim of a violence-prone homeowner run amok. BIG $$$ to follow. If I were the guy's insurance carrier, I'd be sweating too...'cause that's where lawyer J. Noble Dagget will be going...to the deep pockets. Sort of poetic though...[chainsaw] Perp's lucky the resident wasn't packing.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:52:26 PM EDT
Ya gotta give that homeowner a hand.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:02:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Teltech: Ya gotta give that homeowner a hand.
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Ba dum chink
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:07:19 PM EDT
Damn... I live in Vegas and that's the first I've heard of that! In my best 'bully from the Simpsons' voice: HA HA!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:08:00 PM EDT
You gotta love the NV news media though! At least they can separate the good guy from the bad guy!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:23:32 PM EDT
I'll hack up anybody who tries to break into my home with my handy Blackie Collins 22 inch machete.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:52:39 PM EDT
Isn't it tradition in some cultures to cut off a criminal's hand? This guy eliminated the middleman and did it himself!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:57:27 PM EDT
That's great! Too bad he can't keep the hand, have it mounted. [:D]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 5:12:51 PM EDT
With this story, and the judo class beating the crap out of the car jacker, it's turning out to be a good news day. [:)]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 7:48:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2002 7:51:11 PM EDT by Kaesan]
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo: With this story, and the judo class beating the crap out of the car jacker, it's turning out to be a good news day. [:)]
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Note to the Brits: This is why we have lower crime rates than you! [;)]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 10:51:58 PM EDT
In the backwoods-part of Venezuela where I was raised, the machete was the weapon of choice for combat situations. The 12 gauges were reserved for the giant anteaters.
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