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Posted: 8/19/2002 2:53:25 PM EDT
Good Christ.

[url]http://www.msnbc.com/local/KVBC/M216899.asp?0na=x22243L2-&cp1=1[/url]

The suspect's hand was on one side of the street, the rest of the suspect was later found hiding in the bushes on the other side of the street.
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Comedy Gold right there.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 2:56:55 PM EDT
[#1]
suweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now that's cool.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:37:55 PM EDT
[#2]
i wouldnt plan on a happy ending though. thier will be a civil suit filled
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:51:33 PM EDT
[#3]
[RED][B][SIZE=2]DAMN!!![/red][/b][/size=2]

The resident is screwed.  Some ambulance chaser will ooze out of the sewer and make the perp out to be a victim of a violence-prone homeowner run amok.

BIG $$$ to follow.  If I were the guy's insurance carrier, I'd be sweating too...'cause that's where lawyer J. Noble Dagget will be going...to the deep pockets.

Sort of poetic though...[chainsaw]

Perp's lucky the resident wasn't packing.

Link Posted: 8/19/2002 3:52:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Ya gotta give that homeowner a hand.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:02:22 PM EDT
[#5]
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Ya gotta give that homeowner a hand.
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Ba dum chink
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:07:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Damn... I live in Vegas and that's the first I've heard of that!

In my best 'bully from the Simpsons' voice: HA HA!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:08:00 PM EDT
[#7]
You gotta love the NV news media though!
At least they can separate the good guy from the bad guy!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:23:32 PM EDT
[#8]
I'll hack up anybody who tries to break into my home with my handy Blackie Collins 22 inch machete.
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:52:39 PM EDT
[#9]
Isn't it tradition in some cultures to cut off a criminal's hand? This guy eliminated the middleman and did it himself!
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 4:57:27 PM EDT
[#10]
That's great!
Too bad he can't keep the hand, have it mounted.
[:D]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 5:12:51 PM EDT
[#11]

With this story, and the judo class beating the crap out of the car jacker, it's turning out to be a good news day. [:)]

Link Posted: 8/19/2002 7:48:51 PM EDT
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With this story, and the judo class beating the crap out of the car jacker, it's turning out to be a good news day. [:)]

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Note to the Brits: This is why we have lower crime rates than you! [;)]
Link Posted: 8/19/2002 10:51:58 PM EDT
[#13]
In the backwoods-part of Venezuela where I was raised, the machete was the weapon of choice for combat situations.  The 12 gauges were reserved for the giant anteaters.
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