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Posted: 8/15/2002 9:38:49 PM EDT
TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:


10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have one handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you, even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you've used it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


Are there any others??
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 3:59:03 PM EDT
[#1]
In that vein,

Why your truck is better than a woman:

Your truck doesn't mind it if you run down to Hertz, rent a sporty new car for the weekend, and take to the beach, club hopping, etc.
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 4:18:42 PM EDT
[#2]
LMFAO... I've never seen that before.  Hilarious...Thanks.
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