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Posted: 8/15/2002 9:38:49 PM EDT
TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's. 9. You can have one handgun at home and another for the road. 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you, even if you are out of ammo. 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you've used it. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Are there any others??
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 3:59:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2002 5:47:26 PM EDT by GunnyG]
In that vein, Why your truck is better than a woman: Your truck doesn't mind it if you run down to Hertz, rent a sporty new car for the weekend, and take to the beach, club hopping, etc.
Link Posted: 8/16/2002 4:18:42 PM EDT
LMFAO... I've never seen that before. Hilarious...Thanks.
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