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Posted: 8/12/2002 3:08:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2002 8:26:49 AM EDT by Gunner1X]
drive around with a air freshener, crystal ball, indian dream catcher, or the worst, a handicaped parking permit hanging from your rear view mirror! Put the permit on your mirror [u]after[/u] you park your car! And what's up with the Indian deam catcher? The only thing you're going to catch is the windshield with your face if you don't put that thing in the glove compartment. How can anyone drive safely with crap suspended from the mirror? I've had two very near misses in two days by Dangly Do drivers. ARGHHHH! Breath in...Breath out...Breath in...Breath out. Rant is now over. [soapbox]
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 3:11:30 PM EDT
that was you? put the cell phone down and drive your car.
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 3:13:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 308wood: that was you? put the cell phone down and drive your car.
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Hehe... I was waiting for that one![:D]
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 3:15:15 PM EDT
Wasn't me
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 6:35:33 PM EDT
Indian dream catchers are a great way to advertise "I am gullible". Dream catcher. I got a luck catcher I'll sell you for $9.95!
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 6:48:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bastiat: Indian dream catchers are a great way to advertise "I am gullible". Dream catcher. I got a luck catcher I'll sell you for $9.95!
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I'll give you $12.50 for it!
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 6:50:38 PM EDT
You forgot to mention the suspended CD that frequently blinds the driver with unbearable glare.
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 6:51:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2002 6:52:36 PM EDT by Tango7]
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 6:56:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Originally Posted By bastiat: Indian dream catchers are a great way to advertise "I am gullible". Dream catcher. I got a luck catcher I'll sell you for $9.95!
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I'll give you $12.50 for it!
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Okay, send me a paypal!. The 'luck catcher' is a hoop made of spent .22lr brass on fishing line. It's "lucky" because no one was shot by the dangerous bullets that came with the brass...
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 6:56:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 7:02:20 PM EDT
My wife had to have one of those crystals that reflect in every direction at once. I told her to hand it in the kitchen, the bedroom, wherever. She had to have it on the rearvbiew mirror. I just let her do it. Took two days before she had to stop quick. The crystal swung forward and cracked the windshield. That was close to twelve years ago and she hasn't hung anything on the mirror since.
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 7:49:26 PM EDT
I guess it beats a back window filled with stuffed animals, that really looks lame. Or how about those cheesy NASCAR decals all over the back window???!!!!
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 8:00:45 PM EDT
No,no,no....the fake chain tag liners, that encircle the license plates. Thats cheezy... BTW>>>>mmsig, my "lame" NASCAR sticker is[b][size=4] #3 [/size=4][/b]greatest driver in NASCAR history. Like I tell others who see it...you would'nt understand, unless you were a fan. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 8:05:08 PM EDT
How about Calvin pissing on anything. Dumbest thing I have ever seen.
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 8:10:41 PM EDT
Nobody ever honks at me. I think it has something to do with my "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" bumper sticker.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 3:48:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 3:50:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2002 3:50:56 AM EDT by Confederate]
Just Dice for me...[@:D]
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 3:53:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NAKED-GUNMAN: No,no,no....the fake chain tag liners, that encircle the license plates. Thats cheezy... BTW>>>>mmsig, my "lame" NASCAR sticker is[b][size=4] #3 [/size=4][/b]greatest driver in NASCAR history. Like I tell others who see it...you would'nt understand, unless you were a fan. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
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#3? G3T over it. H3'S D3AD
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 3:56:12 AM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 4:33:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 5:17:41 AM EDT
How's about the Fuckin' idiot's that drive around with their little POS dog (Toy Poodle, Shitzu, etc.) on their Fuckin' lap?????[pissed] Yeah Asshole, that dog won't cause you to be unable to steer your car quickly out of the way of trouble. It also won't go flying and splatter into the windshield if you brake hard and fast. Oh, and BTW idiot, GET A REAL DOG!!
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 6:07:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JH225: Oh, and BTW idiot, GET A REAL DOG!!
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But a big dog will fly around the car and injure me! My favorite it the decade old garter from your high school prom date. Get a life.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 6:17:47 AM EDT
Nothing but a Valentine radar detector. Speed traps are a way of life around here. [url]www.valentine1.com[/url]
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 7:05:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 7:25:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 7:26:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JH225: How's about the Fuckin' idiot's that drive around with their little POS dog (Toy Poodle, Shitzu, etc.) on their Fuckin' lap?????[pissed] Yeah Asshole, that dog won't cause you to be unable to steer your car quickly out of the way of trouble. It also won't go flying and splatter into the windshield if you brake hard and fast. Oh, and BTW idiot, GET A REAL DOG!!
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nope but hey will splatter the dog between them and the airbag. doggie pattie's
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 7:42:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Fian: My favorite it the decade old garter from your high school prom date. Get a life.
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LOL
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 7:57:07 AM EDT
The_Beer_Slayer, that was priceless!![8d]
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 8:51:16 AM EDT
I connected an Indian Dream Catcher to my TV and tuned in. Man, that was some Sikh stuff! Seriously, I have no idea what these "Indian Dream Catcher" things are that you guys are talking about. DrMark
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 8:54:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DrMark: I connected an Indian Dream Catcher to my TV and tuned in. Man, that was some Sikh stuff! Seriously, I have no idea what these "Indian Dream Catcher" things are that you guys are talking about. DrMark
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They are the hoop like things with beads and feathers that idiots hang from their rear view mirror. Do a search on yahoo and you'll find a few million listings with pictures.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 9:05:18 AM EDT
Mugzilla, Did you have to respond? What caused you such distress that you had to chasten me, to "get over it"? What exactly do I have to get over? What wisdom lurks in your cranial wasteland that I should listen to? Whatever it is, I should get over..seems as though you have'nt. A man that I admired died..and I should get over *it*. What if I don't? Are you going to tell my mom? Does it amuse you to harrass NASCAR fans? I'm really not sure why non-fans feel the need to correct NASCAR fans...amazing. I tell you what..have a nice cup of stfu and keep your thoughts to yourself. Thanks for caring & sharing, [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 9:14:21 AM EDT
Please don't let this thread degenerate into lock material.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 9:40:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 9:43:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 10:28:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Originally Posted By 308wood: that was you? put the cell phone down and drive your car.
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i was driving behind a BMW downtown last month. The girl driving was yaking on the phone and swerving all over the place. The i noticed she had a real estate bumper sticker on the back of her car with her cell number. I called her. SHe beeped over and i said "HI is this xx the real estate agent" she said yes. Then i said HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND LEARN TO DRIVE! The expression in her rear view mirror was priceless [:D] mike
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Mike, that is an absolute classic. I will have to remember that next time I see someone doing that.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 4:07:17 PM EDT
You're right, I don't understand, and I'm not a fan. Let's sit out in the hot sun all day and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive around in circles all day. Gee that looks like fun. Count me out. First row contains only slightly more teeth than a wrestling crowd.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 5:56:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 12:29:55 AM EDT
You're even dumber than I'd imagined. Quality time with the family sitting in your RV in the infield????!!!! Gee, I'm sure your kids and wife are having a great time watching you swill your cheap beer and chewing!!!! Why not just stay home and watch it on your 12 inch B/W and spare the family the embarrassment????
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 1:44:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15forfun: How about Calvin pissing on anything. Dumbest thing I have ever seen.
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Our Mexicans are quite fond of the sticker with Calvin pissing on a Border Patrol agent. Gotta love diversity. IBTL. he he
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 2:49:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mmsig229: You're right, I don't understand, and I'm not a fan. Let's sit out in the hot sun all day and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive around in circles all day. Gee that looks like fun. Count me out. First row contains only slightly more teeth than a wrestling crowd.
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Man, you are one self righteous bast_rd! [stick]
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 3:19:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mmsig229: You're right, I don't understand, and I'm not a fan. Let's sit out in the hot sun all day and watch a bunch of hillbillies drive around in circles all day. Gee that looks like fun. Count me out. First row contains only slightly more teeth than a wrestling crowd.
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I'm not a racing fan, but seriously man, were you born an asshole who did you have to work on it?
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 3:50:01 AM EDT
Strike two.
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 4:20:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BenDover: Strike two.
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Weeeell, in that case... In Before The [img]http://www.romark.co.uk/webimages/sqdcl1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/biggrin2.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 4:59:10 AM EDT
Why thank you, nice of you to notice.....
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 5:18:23 AM EDT
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Jesus and Mary statues on the dash, or those goofy Purple Crowns that were so popular a few years ago. My favorite, though, was the yellow yield sign thingie that at first I thought was one of those disgusting "Baby on Board" tags (hate those things - like I'm supposed to drive more carefully because YOU have a baby in your car) - but this one had a picture of a baby tied to a board - LOL
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 5:35:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/14/2002 6:52:46 AM EDT
Strike three. Lock sequence initiated. [i]4) No pissing matches. Its fine to disagree, but once a thread has run its course, and degenerated into little more than an insult fest, it will be locked. [/i]
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