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Posted: 8/10/2002 1:56:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2002 2:03:02 PM EDT by Hokie]
Wassup AR15eeners. I'm painting my 16 capacity gun safe black to accomodate the the decor in my newly finished basement. Above the safe and mounted to the ceiling is a special light that shines down on the safe. It's 'hokie' but cool. I want to enscribe a quote into the safe about the door at eye level. Any quotes come to mind? Right now I'm open to any and all suggestions. Salute! [:\] When people read it, I want them to raise an eyebrow and forever wonder what evil things lie within, then chuckle and walk away disturbed.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 1:58:36 PM EDT
MOLON LABE
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 2:05:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 2:08:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2002 2:11:13 PM EDT by deadeye47]
If your found in here at night then you will be found in here in the morning. I don't keep them all in the safe!
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 3:43:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ZOG: MOLON LABE
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OOoooo...good one
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 3:50:53 PM EDT
"This safe contains items known to the state of California to cause fatal lead poisoning"
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 3:57:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadeye47: If your found in here at night then you will be found in here in the morning. I don't keep them all in the safe!
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I like that [:)]
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 5:20:45 PM EDT
All your base are belong to us.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 6:39:12 PM EDT
CONTENTS: ONE FLIPPED OUT NINJA or mY chEep GuNz (in red crayon) or Feminine Hygene Supplies
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 6:41:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By colinjay: Feminine Hygene Supplies
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[:D] LMFAO!!!
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 6:58:19 PM EDT
GUN HUN Bob [8D]
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 7:39:21 PM EDT
How about: [b]"If you want to see a gun just turn around."[/b] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 7:41:04 PM EDT
[b]"Is there life after death? Open this safe and find out"[/b]
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 7:43:23 PM EDT
if i hear you i'm going to shoot you alarm inside
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:19:03 PM EDT
Open only if suicidal!! ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:52:49 PM EDT
Beware, the contents are evil and likley to fire without warning.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 9:06:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2002 9:09:16 PM EDT by John_Feamster]
"Front Toward Enemy" (inscription on a Claymore mine...) Or, maybe "REDRUM" scrawled across the front sloppily in white or flourescent orange brush-on paint? ("MURDER" backwards, made famous in "The Shining" ) [:)]
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 9:23:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 9:40:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By John_Feamster: "Front Toward Enemy" (inscription on a Claymore mine...) [:)]
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I like that! then tape some wires to the back and to a couple of clackers, in sight with others around the room. What's a basement? Should it scare us that you painted it black to match your decor?
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 9:42:50 PM EDT
I got it!!!!!!!!! How about this: [b][red]Die you liberal pukes...DIE!!!"[/red][/b] What do you think?? Or is it a little harsh? Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 9:53:56 PM EDT
check the tag line
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 10:42:53 PM EDT
Caution: Contains High Explosive. Extreme Care must be used when opening.
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 12:28:28 AM EDT
[size=3][b][i]Amendment II[/i][/b][/size=3] [size=2]A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.[/size=2]
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 12:43:17 AM EDT
ok, make up fake logo to go along with quote. "AMERICAN CATHEDER COLLECTORS" they won't even attempt to break in.
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 5:06:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BigGuns:
Originally Posted By John_Feamster: "Front Toward Enemy" (inscription on a Claymore mine...) [:)]
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I like that! then tape some wires to the back and to a couple of clackers, in sight with others around the room. What's a basement? Should it scare us that you painted it black to match your decor?
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My basement has a lot of black iron lamps and a chandeler over my poker table. It's a guy room. The room itself has a red shag carpet, a functional wet bar in the corner, cable tv, couches, bean bags, and a glowing red and blue "Bud Light" sign that lights up the place. Hanging on the pine wood walls is all my hiking gear, golf stuff, deer heads, and pics of manly shit womenz often find appauling. So don't be scared, be proud such rooms exist![beer] - standard rule is never crack open the safe when consuming booze.
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 5:17:09 PM EDT
How about this: [b]ATTN: FIRE DEPT, GUNPOWDER STORED INSIDE[/B] That should keep any thieves from cutting on it with a torch or sawZall. Any thieves with half a brain anyway.
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 5:55:46 PM EDT
Big, red letters:"CONTINGENCY PLAN"
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 6:06:44 PM EDT
The "Superman" logo [8D]
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 6:14:49 PM EDT
How about: Do not open until Christmas. "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here." Open In Case Of Emergency! WARNING! High Voltage!
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 6:28:42 PM EDT
You feel lucky, punk? Well, Do ya? I just had to throw it out there [:D]
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 6:44:54 PM EDT
I like DrFringe's "tools of Freedom" But how about: "There's nothing in here worth your life". Or, "It's an American thing. If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand".
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