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Posted: 8/10/2002 7:50:49 AM EDT
ok, so my girlfriend (hot, gun toting republican chick) made me get my tired ass up early to go to a work/office gathering at her new job. i was out celebrating last night, i bought an HK 94 for my birthday only hours before (don't worry, it wasn't next to me at the bar). so was a little beat up this morning. anyway, she introduced me to some of the office geeks. i started talking to this girl that works directly with my woman. we were having a good 'ol time. i mentioned that i was tired from my night of "legendary" drinking and something about 'illnesses' came up. i told her how sad it was that charlton heston has syptoms of old dudes' disease, & that i caught his video he released about it as i stumbled in the door at 3am. her eyes got the size of fiestien's medicine cabnet; "CHARLTON HESTON!?!?!" she says. me: "yea, poor man, but he's going out with great dignity-like a hero! i not afraid to say that i have a framed autographed pic of him in my living room." leftist vampire: "you have a picture of him?!? I'M soooooo not about guns!! he's a horrible man." she went on to mock him. at this point i realized this was a dream come true, i was gonna give this rampid rosie chrony an education. well my girl caught on to this, and gave me the -'you're never gonna get laid EVER again if you say one word!'-look. the silence was a little uncomfortable, my girl tried to make light by saying that i collect firearms, & that's why his viens are buldging about the heston comments. the vicious little tipper gore-beast of a BEEEEOOOTCH just glared and left the room that was full of people. she sat by herself in the lobby. she WOULD NOT come back in. so needless to say, i was not literally told to leave but... she was siting in the lobby as i walked out. i was being escorted by the woman, so i couldn't say a word. it was painful!!! i couldn't say a damn word...that sucks!!! welp, thanks for hearing my gripe. time to go run naked thru the house with my new HK again. YIP YAAAAAAAW
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:10:44 AM EDT
Girlfriend, you sound like your already married. This not a good sign, put on some pants, and act like a rooster and not a hen.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:21:26 AM EDT
Hen?? I thought he more resembled a pussy.... Oh well its the same general idea... If you are THAT afraid of your GF you need to get the heck out. Either that or you are SOOOOOO UGGGLY that you could not get laid anywhere else. NEVER EVER EVER pass up the opportunity to tie into a antigun liberal chick....THAT is immoral!
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:37:06 AM EDT
Every time a response is muted, for whatever reason, they win. You have a moral obligation not to allow that. Your GF eventually has to understand this, or she is part of the problem as well. There is no other alternative.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:49:45 AM EDT
The whole thing would have been a waste of breath and blood pressure. Not to mention causing permanent friction for your babe. You did the right thing. You will NEVER! convince those people that the US wouldnt be a better place if those horrible guns were gone.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:49:48 AM EDT
You should have held your temper in check and told her: "My (insert older cousin, uncle, mentor, best friends father) died of the same disese that Heston has. While I respect your right to disagree with Hestons point of view you should remember that he is a person too, and that no one deserves to be made fun of when they are facing a challange from a disese that will rob them of their mind". Of course if the little "see you next tuesday" still went on her rant I would have said "Oh yea, well at least Heston will be around for many years to come, unlike (that twa...) Sara "lung cancer" Brady who will be room tempature long before Chuck Heston".
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:50:57 AM EDT
It looks like you have a problem. You must learn that sometimes being able to express moral outrage is more important that a little pussy. The only thing women have over you is what they have between their legs. Don't ever let them get the upper hand. You should have laid into the liberal bitch and stood your ground with your woman. If she is truly a hot conservative gun toting chick she will respect you for it in the long run.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 10:59:30 AM EDT
Ever wonder where the phrase "Bitch Slapped" came from?[:D](just kidding of course[;)])
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 11:12:26 AM EDT
You sir, are [img]www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/whip.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 11:41:51 AM EDT
no (decent) comment.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 11:43:40 AM EDT
Maybe you did your ladie a favor.She probably doesn't want some snaky broad giving her problems at work. I find it interesting that liberals think your a "horrible person"if you believe in the second ammendment.Also that your "all about guns"if you happen to enjoy them.Have they ever had a respectfull disagreement with anybody,or is everyone an evil asshole with a different opinion? How were these kinda people raised?They all seem to live in some kinda fantasy,polyanna world.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 11:45:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 12:57:57 PM EDT
Man...that must have hurt like hell to walk out in silence. Geez...I can think of a dozen smart ass things I'd like to drop on that bitch. I guess you did the right and proper thing...but OHHHH how I'd like to have been there! See...not only am I a devout believer in RKBA, my Pop died of Alzheimer's. For that reason if for no other, I'd have seriously put the ignorant, insensitive wench in her place. Since I've been married oh....just about thirty [happy] years now...to a VERY understanding woman...I could have and WOULD have made all of the arguments that all of us are dreaming of as we read your VERY good post. Now...having said that, if this was 1972...and I was in your shoes...I must admit, I might have made a few good points but I would NOT have blasted her whiney little liberal ass into the next millenium with logical arguments. Your GF would just not have understood...no matter how logical, correct, and righteous your position was. They just don't get it. I would ask the GF to have a short discussion with the wench to straighten her out. Her behavior was out of line. Don't you just HATE liberals? [pissed]
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 1:01:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/10/2002 3:03:58 PM EDT
HAHAHAHA goddamnit, i knew you guys were gonna say i was whipped. i shoulda expounded on the fact that my girl & i have often mixed it up with liberals. we love that kinda shit. i just know how important her job her. plus she said she'd buy my crap in the future. i was being respectful to her, not "whipped!!!" sheeeeeesh you guys!
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 4:02:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rn45: You did the right thing. There is a time to fight and a time to keep your mouth shut. Your girlfriend has to work with this left wing slut and probably doesn't want it to be any more difficult than necessary.
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This is a very good point and answer. Only need to add that for being kind and considerate for your girl, she owes you one hell of a night!!![:D].. fullclip
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 4:49:41 PM EDT
one of the rules is: don't piss in the office punch bowl.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 5:23:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Flash66: It looks like you have a problem. You must learn that sometimes being able to express moral outrage is more important that a little pussy. The only thing women have over you is what they have between their legs. Don't ever let them get the upper hand. You should have laid into the liberal bitch and stood your ground with your woman. If she is truly a hot conservative gun toting chick she will respect you for it in the long run.
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Then again, Flash might be jackin off to net porn later on tonite while your crawlin into something warm and comfy Cleaner.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 6:13:05 PM EDT
You did good ,pick your fights and fight to win. You had much to lose in this fight as your GF has to go back and deal with what ever your immature first thoughts would have been. Chuck wasn't there so he could not defend himself ,If she had personally attacked you then you would have had to ask yourself is it worth it to try and enlighten the ignorant in a crash coarse bent for hell. As it turned out she left the round table,and the pens were passed to you,there was no point of order so to speak. You did well as you were right,and she was wrong in attacking Chuck who was not present! Bob [8D]
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 6:37:15 PM EDT
WOFT talking to that stupid bitch. Why bother? It's not like you're going to accomplish anything.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 6:50:40 PM EDT
shoulda asked her to go target shooting with you :D
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 6:53:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoomPatrol:
Originally Posted By Flash66: It looks like you have a problem. You must learn that sometimes being able to express moral outrage is more important that a little pussy. The only thing women have over you is what they have between their legs. Don't ever let them get the upper hand. You should have laid into the liberal bitch and stood your ground with your woman. If she is truly a hot conservative gun toting chick she will respect you for it in the long run.
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Then again, Flash might be jackin off to net porn later on tonite while your crawlin into something warm and comfy Cleaner.
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Better to die young as a free man than to live a long life as a slave.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 7:27:55 PM EDT
Can I have that "liberal BEEEOTCH" info? Maybe I can contact her and make her a gun lover by penetration. Know what I mean? I made a lot of girls in my past Italian by Penetration. It's a hobby of mine. ;)
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 7:48:44 PM EDT
You mean you didn't sweep her legs out from under her, hold both of her hands with one of your own and ask: "Who do you wish was your best friend sitting next to you right now beeotch? Charlton Heston or Sarah Brady?"?????? I'm surprised at you!!! Um, didn't impress my FIRST wife too much either....... Office politics suck.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 8:02:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Originally Posted By rn45: You did the right thing. There is a time to fight and a time to keep your mouth shut. Your girlfriend has to work with this left wing slut and probably doesn't want it to be any more difficult than necessary.
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I am gonna have to agree with this statement. His GF has to work with this .... thing. At least his GF chimed in with "He collects guns" and I think that is what shut the "Left winged vampire" up and SHE left the party... not him.
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probably scared he would go postal and kill her, its what all extream left wing lunatics belive.
Link Posted: 8/10/2002 9:15:48 PM EDT
your GF ownz you
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 12:37:51 AM EDT
****UPDATE****UPDATE**** ok, first off, the GF doesn't "own me" for chrissssakes! when we met up later on, we shared a drink and had a laugh at the situation. she thanked me for restraining myself. i told her that the next time i visit one of her ofice get togethers, the "gun grabber" is fair game. at that point i asked her if i could go to the bathroom. i told her i'd make it quick, & to please not hit me. welp, gotta log out now, it's my curfew.
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 5:58:52 AM EDT
It'd better that you didn't ream out the liberal dipshit. Your girlfriend has to work with her and your behavior could get her into trouble. Nobody bitches louder or more willingly than a pride-wounded liberal.
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 3:10:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thecleaner: HAHAHAHA goddamnit, i knew you guys were gonna say i was whipped. i shoulda expounded on the fact that my girl & i have often mixed it up with liberals. we love that kinda shit. i just know how important her job her. plus she said she'd buy my crap in the future. i was being respectful to her, not "whipped!!!" sheeeeeesh you guys!
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Your right of course, just having fun, your a good sport. Take Care
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 3:49:31 PM EDT
You did the right thing IMO. As others have posted, it is wise to avoid unneccessary controversies at work. You shouldn't need a poke from your girlfriend to know that, however, and now everyone thinks you're pussy-whipped. Tough crowd around here. [BD]
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 8:22:28 PM EDT
you did the right thing, im just busting your balls. it would have been in poor taste and inconsiderate to your GF to take the bitch on. now if she was YOUR co-worker you might have to light her up.
Link Posted: 8/12/2002 1:10:50 AM EDT
You should have said " I am sooo not into getting me a new one stomped or killed. I am sooo into being able to protect myself. I hope that a meanie bad guy never tries anything to you cause you may not have anyone but yourself to rely on".
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