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Posted: 9/17/2012 2:18:43 PM EDT
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that's why I only buy stuff from there that I don't care if it blows up, cracks, vaporized or otherwise got stolen;
if it's not made from unobtanium, it dosen't go in my shop,,,,,now excuse me while I bandage up my other hand I just gashed open with a quality tool made from old WWII bomb shrapnel,,,,, 
eta: ownage of page tew gets me a parking spot right in front of the store, with all those hand trucks & wheel barrows,,,,, |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 2:21:25 PM EDT
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I have that same exact green house and it withstood Katrina (and Isaac) when my neighbors whole roof flew off lol.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 2:25:18 PM EDT
[#3]
hahahaha
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Posted: 9/17/2012 2:26:17 PM EDT
[#4]
That's good!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 2:39:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Excellent!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 2:54:19 PM EDT
[#6]
I lost it on the Bono safety glasses and the laser pointer-cat thing.
I love Harbor Freight, but this is spot-on. Needs reposting in the 'U Laugh U Lose' thread. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 2:59:28 PM EDT
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I'm partial to the moron clamp myself.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:11:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:16:37 PM EDT
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I literally LOLed. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 3:27:55 PM EDT
[#10]
"Startlingly Loud!"
Jesus dude, so funny. God, did I need this today. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:06:27 PM EDT
[#11]
The wife and I almost cried reading this..
That was great |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:14:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Thank you, sir. I'm crying from laughing so hard. Dang, my sides hurt, too. I think I might have peed a little.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:17:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:24:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:30:49 PM EDT
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I'll take one of those 8 function multitools and of course a Meglinator. 
Where's my 20% off coupon? Never pay full retail. It's great satire, but why did the author steal CTD's inverse sale price marketing ploy? It's distracting. HF doesn't do that. 10 cents off would be dead-on-balls accurate. Dead on balls accurate? |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:39:51 PM EDT
[#16]
Damn I need that hose/extension cord combo.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:42:13 PM EDT
[#17]
I hope my dad doesn't see the ad for the nail unbender.
He will want one for sure. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:42:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: I own most of those tools. Hell yes! I stock up when I get the coupons. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:45:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: Damn I need that hose/extension cord combo. I love multi-function tools!  |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:45:28 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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I'll take one of those 8 function multitools and of course a Meglinator.
Where's my 20% off coupon? Never pay full retail. It's great satire, but why did the author steal CTD's inverse sale price marketing ploy? It's distracting. HF doesn't do that. 10 cents off would be dead-on-balls accurate. Dead on balls accurate? It's an Industry term. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:46:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Bwahahaha!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:54:36 PM EDT
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Im gonna have to order 1 of those manual chainsaws It'll go well with your manual hair clippers. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oQen70cyL._SS500_.jpg |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:57:21 PM EDT
[#23]
I LOL'd.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 5:58:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2012 6:10:01 PM EDT
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"remove cats from the room while painting"
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Posted: 9/17/2012 6:26:27 PM EDT
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I hope my dad doesn't see the ad for the nail unbender. He will want one for sure. We must have the same father. 
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Posted: 9/17/2012 6:38:06 PM EDT
[#27]
I laughed. Hard.
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:13:28 PM EDT
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Hysterical. Tears in my eyes. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:19:28 PM EDT
[#29]
ahh the midget with the greenhouse...
yes that door is really 6 feet tall.... |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:21:57 PM EDT
[#30]
Good stuff. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:25:35 PM EDT
[#31]
I LOLd
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:28:41 PM EDT
[#32]
Now I want to make a pneumatic slide whistle
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:30:49 PM EDT
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This has to be a gurella campaign by somwbody who works at Craftsman. Glass houses and what not... |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:32:16 PM EDT
[#34]
Dammit! I gotta get me that!
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Posted: 9/17/2012 8:35:05 PM EDT
[#35]
holy shit
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Posted: 9/17/2012 9:42:06 PM EDT
[#36]
I actually Need the Key shaped folding mini Machete. (and I really doubt TSA is going to stumble across it)
It was funny the first time I read it, but the second time, it brought me to tears.  Good stuff.  I actually am going to print up some flyers and put them in the local HF. |
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Posted: 9/17/2012 10:47:19 PM EDT
[#37]
That's hilarious. I read all the replies and I'm still chuckling.
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Posted: 9/18/2012 5:31:01 AM EDT
[#38]
That's pretty much right on.
Lol! |
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Posted: 9/18/2012 6:12:00 AM EDT
[#39]
Tears in my eyes here!
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Posted: 9/18/2012 9:25:39 PM EDT
[#40]
I rost, hard. There is some brilliant satire in that brochure.
My core toolset is a very modest grab bag of Craftsman, Husky, Porter Cable, Stanley, and Kobalt. I'm way too low-speed for Snap-On, Mac, Matco, etc. My toolbox is augmented with enough HF to make a real tool-slingerhave an apoplectic fit.
Heat gun, big sockets & breaker bar, corded hammer drill, torque wrench, air compressor. All cheap, and so far they haven't broken/exploded/immolated or impaled me in their light duty use. That small but non-zero risk just adds a little excitement to my mechanically declined projects. |
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Posted: 9/18/2012 9:33:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/19/2012 8:08:40 AM EDT
[#42]
gave me a much needed laugh today.
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Posted: 9/19/2012 8:13:51 AM EDT
[#43]
I'm laughing my ass off over here.
I rost on the 16 ton hydraulic nailbender. |
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Posted: 9/19/2012 8:23:33 AM EDT
[#44]
Bono safety goggles and the noise and fume generator
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Posted: 9/19/2012 8:42:51 AM EDT
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Holy shit, that game me heart palpitations.
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Posted: 9/19/2012 9:43:43 AM EDT
[#46]
My biggest laugh:
"Perfect gift for daughter's first apartment despite the fact that she doesn't know how to change a light bulb and hangs pictures by hammering screws into drywall with the heel of her shoe" |
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Posted: 9/19/2012 9:54:37 AM EDT
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As an occasional patron of HF, I am in tears right now... Outstanding, thanks for the belly laugh OP.
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Posted: 9/19/2012 10:42:45 AM EDT
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