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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:26:44 AM EDT
[#1]
Woody Allen.
What the hell is it about his movies that makes critics and people wet their panties? I've seen two of his movies, the second one [i]Mighty Aphrodite[/i] by accident not realizing it was one of his movies until he appeared, and I've been thoroughly bored with them. Not funny at all. But a lot of other people love him. [whacko] |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:29:57 AM EDT
[#2]
American Beauty.
This is Hollywood's take on life for the rest of us. I can't believe that movie got the press (and awards) that it did. At least I know why Bill Clinton liked it. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:31:38 AM EDT
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FARGO.
Rammed down our throats as the best movie ever. The emperor is NAKED. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:32:04 AM EDT
[#4]
I watched billy madison for the first time last night.
F'in DUMB!! That movie was probably one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen. Another that comes to mind is Being John Malkovich (however you spell his name) First of all that actor isn't that great, his only good performance is on Rounders, so why make a movie around him? Plus the Movie stunk!! (In best Russian accent) "He beat me, stvaightup, pay tis vman his voney" |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:32:28 AM EDT
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Though most everyone on this board liked it I found "The Patriot" a poor melodramatic remake of Braveheart. I also can not stand the Austin Powers movies. That accent of his drives me nuts.
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:38:48 AM EDT
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Pretty Woman.
Rich guy falls in love with hollywood hooker who knows how to drive a Lotus in 3" spiked heels... Richard Gere and Julia Roberts: 2 liberals in LA-LA Land who wouldn't know the difference between TV nightly news and MTV's Real World. ! |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:40:26 AM EDT
[#7]
Titanic SUCKED !!!
Not my kind of show. Death Race 2000, Kicks Ass !!! |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:40:54 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: FARGO. Rammed down our throats as the best movie ever. Ya, sure, you betcha! We Minnesooootans really don't talk like that! Only our Governor does. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:42:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: American Beauty. This is Hollywood's take on life for the rest of us. I can't believe that movie got the press (and awards) that it did. At least I know why Bill Clinton liked it. Well you beat me to that one. What a pathetic movie. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:44:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: FARGO. Rammed down our throats as the best movie ever. Ya, sure, you betcha! We Minnesooootans really don't talk like that! Only our Governor does. I liked "Fargo." I thought it was hysterical, although I don't believe it was intended to be a comedy - maybe a black comedy. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 9:50:59 AM EDT
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Fight Club
Titanic The Patriot (didn't hate it, but just not that good) Austin Powers |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:10:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: Woody Allen. What the hell is it about his movies that makes critics and people wet their panties? I've seen two of his movies, the second one [i]Mighty Aphrodite[/i] by accident not realizing it was one of his movies until he appeared, and I've been thoroughly bored with them. Not funny at all. But a lot of other people love him. [whacko] His first movies (Take the Money and Run, and Bananas, and Sleeper) were hysterical. All the rest have sucked. Those three are truly funny, though, and worth a rent if you like comedy. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:11:34 AM EDT
[#13]
Anything with Jim Carrey. He is the same moron in every movie.
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:18:42 AM EDT
[#14]
Anything with Jeff Goldblum, Alec Baldwin or Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is a liberal phony.
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:26:20 AM EDT
[#15]
Sleepless in Seatle.
Fvck'er and chuck'er! |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:32:46 AM EDT
[#16]
The Fast and the Furious
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:50:11 AM EDT
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Quoted: [ Ya, sure, you betcha! We Minnesooootans really don't talk like that! Only our Governor does. When I was up there in June you sure did! I was at a casino and was going nuts with the cool accents right out of Fargo..... But the Oklahomans i was with thought I had an accent, so who's to say, eh? |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:54:52 AM EDT
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The festering swollen puss ridden boil, happly known as:
TITANIC |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 10:56:00 AM EDT
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'being john mackavich' takes the cake for me.
some art-z director dickhead threw such trite "creative" elements into a hopelessly plotted turd of a film, thinking it would all hold together based on the assumption that "the general population couldn't possibly be as creative as me" mentality. thus the events & dialog would somehow capture our limited/inferior imaginations with 1 dimmentional charactors. - from start to finish, the film's contents reeks of a sticky-piss-coated bathroom floor belonging to the common off campus cafe, located right by the under-funded art department. GOD I HATE THAT MOVIE!!! oh yea, death race 2000 kicks ass!! |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 11:16:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: We Minnesooootans really don't talk like that! Only our Governor does. When I was up there in June you sure did! I was at a casino and was going nuts with the cool accents right out of Fargo..... But the Oklahomans i was with thought I had an accent, so who's to say, eh? Hahahahahahaha! we sound kind of like canadians, except we all look like norweigians, don't we? [:D] |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 11:20:51 AM EDT
[#21]
Forrest Gump.
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Posted: 7/26/2002 11:27:16 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: Woody Allen. What the hell is it about his movies that makes critics and people wet their panties? [whacko] Old "Woody" is a child molester. Makes him popular with the fags, who pretty much OWN Hollywood. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 12:27:19 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm with Crookshanks on the old "comedies." Just don't get them. Maybe it was funny 70 years ago but I never could watch them.
I'd have to say "Apocalypse Now" was a tremendous snoozefest. I literally fell asleep after about two hours. Even the M-16's couldn't save it. I never did find out what the hell Marlon Brando was doing, and I'll never be able to watch it again to find out. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 12:29:49 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted: Woody Allen. What the hell is it about his movies that makes critics and people wet their panties? [whacko] Old "Woody" is a child molester. Makes him popular with the fags, who pretty much OWN Hollywood. I don't see how making you a child molester makes you popular with the Hollywood fags. If anything, it's the fact that his Jewishness resonates with the Jews who really DO own Hollywood. Woody might have his moments, but I can't watch him. His best movie was the one he never appeared in, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 12:33:54 PM EDT
[#25]
Anything by Oliver Stone.
Most anything by Quentin Tarantino. Just what was so great about "Pulp Fiction"? |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 12:36:40 PM EDT
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originally by ken_mays: Quoted: What the hell is it about his movies that makes critics and people wet their panties? [whacko] Old "Woody" is a child molester. Makes him popular with the fags, who pretty much OWN Hollywood. I don't see how making you a child molester makes you popular with the Hollywood fags. If anything, it's the fact that his Jewishness resonates with the Jews who really DO own Hollywood. I won't dispute the Jewish thing (just read thru lists of teh rich and powerful in the entertainemnt industry to see that that is true) , but I still say the fags love Woody. Not sure whether his moral degeneracy makes them feel like ALL sexuality is OK (even theirs) or if they look at him and say "At least we don't rape our own children" and so they feel good about themselves. Today, homosexuality has inundated nearly EVERY TV show. Even childrens TV. They mean to run the world. And Woody Allen presents NO moral challenge to them. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 1:17:48 PM EDT
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Speaking of the homosect-shewals, it's funny that they make up, say 5-9% of the overall population, yet in nearly every group of people on television (reality shows, sitcoms, etc.) they have a "representative."
It's as if they want you to think 20-25% of the population is (that way). |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 1:34:24 PM EDT
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Armegeddon and Independance Day. I'd call the characters cartoonish, except that would insult cartoons. They were directed like a music video that went on and on and on and on and...
I know, a space ship 15 miles across is in the atmosphere. Let's send F18s to shoot AMRAAMs at it. Because an 8" diameter missle is gonna DEVISTATE something 15 miles across... And Space Shuttles that fire their engines with no fuel tanks? And land on comets? Please. Spare me. -Troy |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 1:42:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Anything with Keenu Reeves.(sp?) Anything with Patrick "Swishy"- including Red Dawn. What a cartoon.
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Posted: 7/26/2002 1:44:05 PM EDT
[#30]
STAR WARS...i just dont like it! STAR TREK on the other hand is tons better!
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Posted: 7/26/2002 1:47:38 PM EDT
[#31]
Okay boys, I have two winners, and dare any manly man to say they liked these movies:
1. Steel Magnolias, and 2.Terms of Endearment. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 1:50:07 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: Death Race 2000, Kicks Ass !!! ive got that on DVD! kick ass funny movie. also a game was BASED and CREATED on that movies exact precepts. mow down peds for points. more peds more points flashy kills get you extra points. Carmageddon. 1, 2 ,3(TDR). |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 2:00:18 PM EDT
[#33]
Debbie Does Dallas,
Bad Porn, no good "fliers," ugly women (even for the time). |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 2:08:21 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Debbie Does Dallas, Bad Porn, no good "fliers," ugly women (even for the time). By todays standards "DDD" is sub-par. But it's a classic. "Titanic" sucked hard! Ever seen "Eraserhead"? Cult classic. Critics loved it. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 2:25:24 PM EDT
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[b]Reservoir dogs[/b]- Just stupid violence for shock value alone. To think this POS floater put Tarantino on the map...my God.
[b]Fargo[/b]- I guess if Steve Buscemi is in it, it's supposed to make it quirky and artsy. What a boring movie. [b]Pretty woman[/b]- Julie Roberts is one of the plainest looking women I can imagine. Her legs are too damned skinny and her lips look like they've been smeared across her face. [b]Clerks[/b]- whoop-de-fuckin-do...I grew up knowing these kind of people. There's absolutely nothing interesting about them or what they do at their jobs. [b]Pretty much any Woody allen movie[/b]... people that live in NY must eat this shit up because I don't know anyone who enjoys his movies. There's probably more, but I'm so repulsed that people made fortunes on this garbage that I've gotta go take a dump. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 2:29:51 PM EDT
[#36]
Steel Magnolias
I hate the way it portrays people with diabetes (which I have). |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 2:35:40 PM EDT
[#37]
Most of them.
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Posted: 7/26/2002 2:41:21 PM EDT
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[b]The American President:[/b] What a festering bucket of dog vomit!! An Alan "Crackhead" Sorkin attempt to denigrate everything conservative and deify everything liberal. It even ends with a 15minute elitist and sanctimoniously insulting "lecture" from Micheal Douglas (the Oh-I'm-So-Intelligent-And-Caring President) to us lowly neanderthals in the audience on the virtures of liberalism and the evils of conservatism. Gene, I gave it five buckets of puke for it's non-stop assault on conservativism and blatant ideological endorsement of everything liberal - [puke][puke][puke][puke][puke] Second place: American Beauty. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 3:16:23 PM EDT
[#39]
ET.
Most Disney movies except Toy Story 1&2. anything with Tom Cruise in it except Top Gun and Interview with a Vampire. Nearly all slasher type films where really pretty women get killed. Yuck!!!! The Thin Red Line. How did this junk win any award? Higher Learning. PC trash that creates more streotypes then it disputes. Only good character was the Professor. Of course a white "christian" male is a neo-nazi that has to prove the superiorty of his race by killing non-whites. Utter garbage!! ______________________________________ Keenu Reeves is'nt such a great actor, but the Matrix kicked ass!!! waiting the sequels...... The Patriot is actually better then Braveheart due to the family element and the fact it pissed of leftist more then Braveheart. lib in the matrix |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 3:33:18 PM EDT
[#40]
Actually, I like Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacy, and Quentin Tarantino. American Beauty and Fargo were pretty good I thought.
Bad Ones: Every movie made by Sylvester Stallone after Rocky I. Richard Gere. As one reviewer put it, "How can an actor who attempts to convey every conceivable emotion by quickly blinking his eyes maintain a career for 25 years?" And Keanu Reeves is even worse than Richard Gere. Everything made by Richard Donner, that prick. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 3:33:32 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: FARGO. Rammed down our throats as the best movie ever. Ya, sure, you betcha! We Minnesooootans really don't talk like that! Only our Governor does. I liked "Fargo." I thought it was hysterical, although I don't believe it was intended to be a comedy - maybe a black comedy. Yes, it was a black comedy. Most people took it way to seriously. I laugh my butt off through the whole movie. A lot of people in the upper midwest were offended by it, but I loved it. I live in Fargo, by the way. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 3:35:24 PM EDT
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Dirty Dancing, Pretty Women, Saturday Night Fever, any movie that make us Southerners look like backwards ass country F*CKS..ie..Fire down below, Deliverance (squeal like a pig, boy you sure got a pretty mouth) etc... Any pro homo or pro interracial film. Hell there ain't a damn thing for me to watch any more. That there's why I can usually be found in the back yard/acres with the dogs and a gun.
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Posted: 7/26/2002 3:55:51 PM EDT
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Haven't been to or watched more than eight movies in the last ten years. This includes TV and video.
Only way I'll consider spending my time, money and attention is if somebody I know recommends a movie HIGHLY. From the way they treat us, fargin' Hollywood doesn't deserve what they get from the American people. |
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Posted: 7/26/2002 4:00:59 PM EDT
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It goes without saying, any Woody Allen movie sucks.
The one that I hated that everybody else liked was M*A*S*H. Worst piece of left wing commie crap I have ever seen. Big slap in the face to the brave men who fought in Korea and Vietnam. |
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