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Posted: 7/25/2002 8:09:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/25/2002 8:10:45 PM EDT by smarty_pants]
Texas Cowboy > > At a small terminal in the Texas Panhandle, three strangers are awaiting their shuttle flight. One is a Native American passing through from Oklahoma. Another, a local ranch hand on his way to Ft. Worth for a stock show. The third passenger is an Arab student, newly arrived at the Texas oil patch from the Middle East. > > To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout Muslim. The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside blows tumbleweeds and the old windsock flaps, but no plane comes. > > Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly, he speaks, "Once my people were many, now we are few." The Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" > > The Texan shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet." Got this in my inbox,don't know who sent it but it's funny.
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:11:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:21:24 PM EDT
Whoa...I missed the two previous locks, I guess. IBTL [:D]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:27:56 PM EDT
Whoop I'm In! [:P]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:28:28 PM EDT
In before it turns ugly. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:33:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/25/2002 8:33:56 PM EDT by Dave_A]
So AR-15.com tradition is to say 'IBTL' on such a thread.... Wonder if it helps get the thread locked... 'We will, weee willl Lock You! Lock You!' heh heh he.. Nice way to up the post count...
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:33:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/25/2002 8:34:46 PM EDT by smarty_pants]
NO WAY! This was locked? Someone must have really what to far with rebut or something,I did not see the other topics but I thing the Mods can tell a funny e-mail from a hate crime. As long as everybody plays nice whats the big deal?
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:36:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/25/2002 8:37:49 PM EDT by Badseed]
Originally Posted By smarty_pants: NO WAY! This was locked? Someone must have really what to far with rebut or something,I did not see the other topics but I thing the Mods can tell a funny e-mail from a hate crime. As long as everybody plays nice whats the big deal?
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Yep - sad but true. [reversepsychology] This will go away, that you can bank on. [/reversepsychology]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 8:53:19 PM EDT
In before the lock, and i hate muslim terrorists!
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:00:12 PM EDT
Been up for almost an hour and no lock. Are ya'll sure the other ones were locked? Maybe it was the comments after the post was made... Regardless: Count+1 [:)]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:06:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:18:56 PM EDT
IN BEFORE THE LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATE THREAD!! HATE THREAD!! Scott [beer]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:26:04 PM EDT
You guys are the people out side off that big window on the today show set. "I'm in!" "I'm in!" It's just sad,let my poor topic go in peace.
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:28:56 PM EDT
Wooohooo IN!
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:32:20 PM EDT
[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:34:07 PM EDT
Wow, and I am in, not that I ever post, much :)
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:37:49 PM EDT
IBTL! Geez, that joke's gettin' old...Kind of like the one about the kid and his father 20 years from now. The year is 2021 and a man and his son are walking through New York. They come up on a bare space among the office buildings and the man sighs, saying "Son, twenty years ago the Twin Towers stood right there." The boy says, "What were the Twin Towers, Daddy?" "Well, son, they were two of the tallest buildings in the world. They were filled with thousands of offices and thousands of people worked there. Then one day, some Arabs flew two planes into them and brought them to the ground, destroying them." They stood in silence a while longer before the boy looked up at his father and asked -"What's an Arab?" (Forwarded by Gary Gordon)
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:42:00 PM EDT
Can a post get double locked? heheh I'm in on this one too! -laughing laughing laughing
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:44:03 PM EDT
Did i beat the lock? WooHoo!
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:45:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil: IBTL! Geez, that joke's gettin' old...Kind of like the one about the kid and his father 20 years from now. The year is 2021 and a man and his son are walking through New York. They come up on a bare space among the office buildings and the man sighs, saying "Son, twenty years ago the Twin Towers stood right there." The boy says, "What were the Twin Towers, Daddy?" "Well, son, they were two of the tallest buildings in the world. They were filled with thousands of offices and thousands of people worked there. Then one day, some Arabs flew two planes into them and brought them to the ground, destroying them." They stood in silence a while longer before the boy looked up at his father and asked -"What's an Arab?" (Forwarded by Gary Gordon)
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!............sorry[V]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:53:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:54:31 PM EDT
Two Crusaders are riding at the head of a column of knights towards one of the sultan's strongholds. One turns to the other and say, "I hope this won't offend the Muslims." (Now, that's bad, bad humor right there.) The bet is if I get locked first, or this post [:)]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 9:55:31 PM EDT
LOL... In before the lock that I DID NOT CAUSE! WOOHOOOOOOO!
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:06:22 PM EDT
The proper way to word these TERIIBLE jokes is to refer to the participants as Aztec or Mayan. But then again we could offend someone whom has read a book about Mayans or Aztecs, and they could be offended. Nothing like a firearms related board having to get uppity about 1st ammendment rights. It's dripping with irony. -put a fork in me
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:06:58 PM EDT
You know what would be really funny? If they did not lock this thread. That would teach you guys who think your sooooooooooooo smart[;D]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:07:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Badseed: [reversepsychology] This will go away, that you can bank on. [/reversepsychology]
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[:P]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:09:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:13:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By smarty_pants: You know what would be really funny? If they did not lock this thread. That would teach you guys who think your sooooooooooooo smart[;D]
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It looks like that's what they are doing. There's been enough time for every mod and their grandmother to look and lock, and also some who think they are mods, and all who wish they were mods. No lock yet. My money says there won't be a lock.
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Well,if it was posted before then I can see way they would lock it but it's not really the same topic now. I guess that is why it's as old as it is.
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:18:45 PM EDT
this thread's too tame to warrant a Lock....so far anyway
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:20:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bogadocio: this thread's too tame to warrant a Lock....so far anyway
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Don't you mean [i]Lame?[/i]
Link Posted: 7/25/2002 10:29:36 PM EDT
My money says there won't be a lock.
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I concur. But just in case, i'm in! :)
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 12:40:58 AM EDT
I wonder if the Muslim women are enjoying the sexual revolution that must be traveling with our boys? [sex]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 12:54:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/28/2002 12:54:47 AM EDT by Redmanfms]
Originally Posted By Edward_Forrester: I wonder if the Muslim women are enjoying the sexual revolution that must be traveling with our boys? [sex]
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My guess is that our boys probably ain't getting any pussy "over thar." The Muslim women seem to be hopelessly mired in the sexist propaganda of their religion. Edited to add: Why do you think rags love the white women so much? and: IBTL
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 12:55:34 AM EDT
IBTL FOTBR
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 1:00:01 AM EDT
IBTL though this thread has been going for some time definitely beat the don't eat poo poo one [:D] I think those sandnigger women will be finding out what a marine reaming is like, they will then realize what they are missing from their Sandnigger sons of sheep raping leprous whores of Men, hmmm, probably related to the Cali politicians [;D]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 1:05:53 AM EDT
Well it didn't get locked before but it will now! IN! [stick]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 1:15:51 AM EDT
Oh coem now, it let me reply, so it cannot be locked, besides, I find that I type so much better after I have drunk lots of beer and spent the evening wathghing old war movies, and new (Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Pearl Harbor) [whacko]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 1:42:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 5:16:07 AM EDT
Did I make it, IBTL WOOHHOOOOOO!!!!!!![bounce]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 5:23:15 AM EDT
Isn't there a Willy Nelson song called "Momma, Don't Let Your Cowboys Grow Up To Be Muslims"? [;)]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 9:44:44 AM EDT
This thing is getting old now,don't I get a merritbadge or something?[:D]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 9:57:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 5:44:24 PM EDT
IBTL, again. Now that it's going to outright racism, I'm getting in again [:P]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 7:24:02 PM EDT
What racism? though I am in before the lock again [}:D] I thought there were some other really good Muslim jokes, what others are there?
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 7:32:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Edward_Forrester: I thought there were some other really good Muslim jokes, what others are there?
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Not a joke, and it's actually pretty sound advice... [b]Better to have the camel on the inside of the tent pissing out, than outside pissing in. [/b] And that about does it for my Persian/Arab Studies course. [:)]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 7:56:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 8:00:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Edward_Forrester: IBTL though this thread has been going for some time definitely beat the don't eat poo poo one [:D] I think those sandnigger women will be finding out what a marine reaming is like, they will then realize what they are missing from their Sandnigger sons of sheep raping leprous whores of Men, hmmm, probably related to the Cali politicians [;D]
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That should do it..... [b][red][size=6]IN BEFORE THE LOCK!!!!![/size=6][/red][/b] Scott
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 8:41:54 PM EDT
IBTL!!!
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 8:47:16 PM EDT
Hey, don't lock me out!
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