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Posted: 7/14/2002 9:20:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/16/2002 6:19:29 PM EDT by smarty_pants]
I RULE! About five mins. ago I shot a .22 short at a tree and it came back right at me,I could see the damn thing and did not know what it was so I put my hand up to stop it and BAM! I snach the round out of the air like a ninja master. Stand back guys, I'm nothing to play with[X] Let me add that this topic is a JOKE,it was only luck. There are BB guns with more power that[:D]
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 9:22:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2002 9:22:45 PM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 9:45:12 PM EDT
I have never seen a cat that was able to do what you just described.[;)]
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 9:51:46 PM EDT
My brother's cat snatched three .45 slugs out of the air once. It was quite impressive.
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 9:53:45 PM EDT
Uh, just thinking out loud here, but maybe by "cat like skills" he means that he shreds furniture, eats live vermin and sprays on the laundry. I'm open to correction.
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 10:18:35 PM EDT
When I was younger, I would fire a round downrange and then chase it to provide mid-course trajectory corrections. Now that I have gotten older, I can only do that with lower velocity rounds. Oh yeah, and I can piss napalm too.
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 10:21:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/14/2002 10:21:39 PM EDT by Citabria7GCBC]
Originally Posted By smarty_pants: I RULE! About five mins. ago I shot a .22 short at a tree and it came back right at me,I could see the damn thing and did not know what it was so I put my hand up to stop it and BAM! I snach the round out of the air like a ninja master. Stand back guys, I'm nothing to play with[X]
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i started laughing to hard once and i spit out my gun at a high volocity and i grabed it out of the air faster than you've ever seen! [:P]
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 10:55:23 PM EDT
ANYONE can do that off a tree... let's see ya do it off your driveway smart_pants!
Link Posted: 7/14/2002 10:58:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/14/2002 11:00:11 PM EDT
What!??? You didn't flip out and cut someones head off??? You are no ninja.
Link Posted: 7/15/2002 6:31:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno: Oh yeah, and I can piss napalm too.
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Man,you should have somebody take a look at that,drink lots of fluids.
Link Posted: 7/15/2002 6:38:18 PM EDT
Apparently Waste_Life can't do that. [;D]
Link Posted: 7/15/2002 9:48:49 PM EDT
I once spun my loaded HK 45 on my finger at the dept. until it flew out of my hand and hit the deck... I got every other cop to run out of the room without even blinking... Now thats skill!
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 5:28:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By smarty_pants: I RULE! About five mins. ago I shot a .22 short at a tree and it came back right at me,I could see the damn thing and did not know what it was so I put my hand up to stop it and BAM! I snach the round out of the air like a ninja master. Stand back guys, I'm nothing to play with[X]
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I've read between the lines. I think you're really a pirate trying to act like a ninja! Insolent fool! If you were Real Ninja you would commit Seppuku for not catching it with your teeth!
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 10:10:15 AM EDT
I had a Ninja friend that caught a .308 round with his forehead once. He's no longer a Ninja. [:(]
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 10:24:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BlammO: Uh, just thinking out loud here, but maybe by "cat like skills" he means that he shreds furniture, eats live vermin and sprays on the laundry. I'm open to correction.
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you forgot to mention "coughs up hairballs"
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 10:29:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/16/2002 10:30:00 AM EDT by s0ulzer0]
You must film your cat like skizillz using the z10 Ninja Cam! [url]http://www.masterninja.com/images/z10.jpg[/url] [img]http://www.masterninja.com/images/z10.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 10:30:47 AM EDT
Cat like skills huh? So basically you sleep all day and don't care about anyone else?[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 2:40:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Cat like skills huh? So basically you sleep all day and don't care about anyone else?[;)] Sgtar15
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Yep,and I always bury my poo[:E]
Link Posted: 7/16/2002 3:50:57 PM EDT
I think your wife has been putting some kind of drug in your mashed potatoes.
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