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Posted: 7/11/2002 6:21:05 AM EDT
Do Your Duty The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community. The Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife. Therefore, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 PM EST, all patriotic American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any terrorists hiding in their neighborhood. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. Since they also do not approve of alcohol, having a [b]cold six-pack[/b] at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. Names and addresses of all non-participants, male and female, should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley,Virginia. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 6:32:26 AM EDT
That would be of no help, I think some of the original 9-11 terrorist visited a strip club. One thing for sure, there are some lousy Muslim out there.
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