I'll go first.
Gonzo, 15 year old African Grey parrot.
Supposed to be as smart as a 5 year old human.
Has drawn blood many times, just because he can.
We got him when he was just over 10 years old, from someone who didn't want him anymore.
He was nice for a couple months, already spoke, and could imitate anything. Very docile, so it was easy to not "show" fear.
Then, one time while I was holding him, he just went nuts and leaned over as if to touch my thumb nuckle. He grabbed the skin there, began grinding the lower jaw against the upper, and, for good measure, did a front flip so he was hanging by my skin.
I pushed him off, got down to his level, looked at him and said "BAD BIRD, NO BITE."
His reply, and I swear this is both true and the first off color thing I ever heard him say, was
"FUCKER!"
Situationally appropriate cursing is certainly indicative of higher intelligence than a mere 5 year old.
My wife hates him, and wants him gone.
He's not a very good "pet," and he's takento making annoying loud noises in addition to his bloodthirstiness, but I feel like he should stay.
Your turn.