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Posted: 7/5/2002 11:01:52 AM EDT
A Texan went into the big city up North for the first time. After strolling around the downtown area for a while, he happened to look up and see a man at the top of a tall building. The man looked like he was ready to jump off. Concerned about the man's fate, the Texan immediately started thinking of things he could tell the man so that he would want to live and would not jump. "Remember your wife," yelled the Texan. "She divorced me," said the man. "Remember your children," yelled the Texan. "They ran away," said the man. "Remember your parents," yelled the Texan. "They are dead," said the man. . . . "Remember the Alamo!!" yelled the Texan. "What is the Alamo?" inquired the man. "Jump, you Yankee Sumbitch!" replied the Texan.
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