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Posted: 7/5/2002 4:48:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:24:32 AM EDT
I once drove my BMW from Munich to Berlin really really fast. Stopped here and there to have a snack and a beer, but otherwise with the gaspedal trying to merge with the floorboard. 'twas fun. Thanks for listening to [i]my[/i] pointless story :)
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:30:37 AM EDT
showered this morning, and found, alas, grey pubic hair. thats my pointless story.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:31:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:37:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Originally Posted By Kar98: I once drove my BMW from Munich to Berlin really really fast. Stopped here and there to have a snack and a beer, but otherwise with the gaspedal trying to merge with the floorboard. 'twas fun. Thanks for listening to [i]my[/i] pointless story :)
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I once watched a movie called the Blues Brothers where they drove really fast accross the country to make a concert. Along the way they ran over a few Neo Nazi's as they were protesting. It was great! Thanks for listening to mine. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/think.gif[/img]
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I hate Idaho nazists...
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:38:23 AM EDT
I once had to extract 5 feet of rope from one of our dog's butts. He had eaten it, and couldn't quite poop it out. Looked like a really short leash on the wrong end. BTW, he likes legs too. [:P]
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:40:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:42:29 AM EDT
I thought of you. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:47:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/5/2002 5:51:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 6:01:59 AM EDT
"Coffee filters! We need coffee filters!" a stressed voice urges from the radio. "Yeah, running a catering business sounds really exciting, but there's nothing to it, really.", says the lady-president. From a local, very local newsrag.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 6:07:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 6:13:18 AM EDT
I suggest that they call the local water company to repair the leaky water main causing the seep.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 6:16:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 6:17:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 6:24:05 AM EDT
and then there was this one time in band camp.... Seriously, what's the point to your story? Muslims are fucking idiots? JUST SAY IT and don't waste the rest of your thread with introducing us to Muslim debates which require no debate! PS. Wouldn't it be great if the next story you posted tied these two stories together? I'm thinking that ol trigger's ghost took a leak on the wall and the rag heads use it as proof that Moha's horse is still there. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 6:26:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 9:20:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: Jerusalem will be the capital of the New World Order, of the United Nations!
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legs, you're [img]http://www.raceware-fasteners.com/12ptnut1.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 9:25:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 9:27:17 AM EDT
Nuts!
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 9:33:04 AM EDT
I know where you're comming from [b]legs.[/b] Most don't.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 9:52:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 10:07:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Gunner1X: I know where you're comming from [b]legs.[/b] Most don't.
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I second that.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 10:09:37 AM EDT
It's OK 'LEGS. Let the Nazis rave on. You're free to post what you want to on this board, and (unfortunately) so are the Nazis. Oh well what can you expect from someone who takes her board name from a Nazi bitch flyer whom Hitler had the hots for, but according to the Lesbian website, was a dike. Not that Hitler could get it up anyway. I think that a number of us get your reason for posting this. I don't happen to agree with your speculations, but you damn well have a right to post them without the Sieg Heilers crapping up the thread.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 10:37:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 10:51:20 AM EDT
The mufti's edict is quite funny, considering that in Jewish prophecy, the Messiah will be led through the Lions Gate in Jerusalem by a member of the priestly class. So the muslims bricked up the Lions Gate and placed a cemetary in front of it since a member of the priestly class is forbidden to walk through a grave yard. I guess they are just covering their bets.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 11:10:08 AM EDT
Gee, you guys sure have a chip on your shoulder, are you low on your meds again? I mean, calling somebody a nazi lesbian for posting a funny, yet pointless dog story. That seems a bit, I dunno how to put it, NUCKING FUTS!
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 11:11:33 AM EDT
This one took some guts to post legs. While most people here will never understand the significance of this prophecy, I understand full well the meaning behind it and am glad I came across it today. Thanks for giving the sources as well. Very good reading.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 11:29:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bug_splatter: This one took some guts to post legs. While most people here will never understand the significance of this prophecy, I understand full well the meaning behind it and am glad I came across it today. Thanks for giving the sources as well. Very good reading.
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Then again,some of us understand the interpretation, but just don't agree with it. At least legs said the Truth as he believes it. -legrue
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 11:38:35 AM EDT
Ganish is drinking milk with Elvis and the image of Jesus.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 11:39:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/5/2002 11:40:46 AM EDT by Kar98]
Plumbers, 4:17: And lo! behold ye mystical plumbing leak, verily I say unto thee, ye shit is gonna hit [i]some[/i]thing. Thou wilst not know if it's the roof, or the raingutter, ...or merely a plague of frog (*) * Yes, just one frog, he got stuck in the drainpipes.
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 11:54:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 11:58:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/5/2002 12:01:01 PM EDT by Kar98]
Won't be too long, what with the end of the world being just around the corner? I mean, there is a LEAKING WALL after all, [shock] Head for the hills!
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 12:03:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 12:07:57 PM EDT
This one time in band camp......
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 12:19:39 PM EDT
You smartasses better wise up In that part of the world this is a very dangerous thing. It doesnt matter if its a natural spring that has appeared, or if someone is faking it. Its still a very dangerous thing. Keep your jerkoff comments to yourselves...
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 12:21:12 PM EDT
Alright boys and girls, seems like this might be a good time to move away from this topic. Legs, I can troll people pretty well myself when I have to!
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 12:23:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/5/2002 12:23:17 PM EDT
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