Ballard of Gray Davis (Sing to the tune of "Ballard of Jed Clampette", or The Beverly Hillbilly theme)

Once there was a politician named Gray
He's so dull, that's what people say
One day Democrats say get off your dole
And we'll get your butt to the state capitol

Sacramento, that is
special interest, mullah mullah

Pretty soon Gray Davis is sitting tight
Increased spending and take away your rights
More social programs for illegal immigrants
And special favors for my special interest friends

Contributors, that is
unions and tree huggers

But suddenly things ain't right
Got huge deficit and Gray-out every night
Gray says I won't cut porks to the max
But instead I will increase your tax

Poor management, that is
Hey, fu
Now the election time is on a roll
And Gray Davis is slipping on the poll
People of California, don't let this pass
Hey, Bill Simon, kick his ass

One-term governor, that is
Send the hippies packing

Gray Davis is a fucking tool.[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/toaster%2Ftool%2Egif[/img]

Very nice job.  I may have to post this at DU...would you mind?

Sgtar15