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Posted: 7/2/2002 3:36:09 PM EDT
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." He runs a check on the guy's license, and it's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that a**hole would've tried that on me!'"
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